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OFFICER REPORTS

Daniel: decided to watch football game with aresh, pretty embarrassing for waynesburg, asked aresh if it’s possible for defense to pick up ball holder and carry them, it happened

Benner: really bad losing streak in Mahjong, lost every game for the past 2 straight games

New People!!!

Jenny, she/her, cs/art, seattle, standing up right now

Elizabeth, she/her, edison,nj, english, made this all up

Lucia, she/they, international relations, politics, english, senior, from princeton nj, i just came from class

Teddy: didn’t really do a whole lot, movie night, this Friday, vote on voting system, then vote on movie, at 7:00 pm

Nathan: saw megalopolis, it reminds me of why I love art so much, gave it a 6/10

Julia: I watched spykids 3, not worse than the garfield movie

Ryan: Readme stuff

Isaac: went to the zoo and saw a lot of people cry in academic buildings

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Nathan: weird monopoly editions: anti-monopoly, made as a response to monopoly

Kevin: corn subs: 4.27

Nathan: weird monopoly editions: anti-monopoly 2: each person decides to play as a monopolists or competitors

Vin: scared:ahh

Benner: wikipedia: h-day, september 3rd, 1967, day that Sweden switched from driving on the left side of the road to right side of the road, went about as well as you would expect

Danya: where my dad is from, most cars are steering wheel on the right, but they also drive on the right

Benner: wikipedia: the song was the winning entry for a television contest, the english translation is keep to the right svenson

Teddy: animal noises committee: video of a deer screaming, deer

Nathan: raven: wuah

Benner: wikipedia: clear channel memorandum, list of songs that felt not good to play after 9/11

Danya: seeing things: saw a raccoon downtown

Nathan: quora: my 6 year old son wants to hug me because he is sad, how do I politely tell him I’m not comfortable

Isaac: sabotage

Teddy: booth committee: we are still under for booth chairs, if you’re interested, please sign up or talk to us

Kevin: floor is lava: ceiling is lava

Benner: anti physics, lava does not abide by laws of gravity

Isaac: ah neanderthal: speak out against the mention of physics (retracted)

OLD BUSINESS

Nathan has thing, reed wants thing, not fault: stock prices, is fault: the existence of these desks

From september 30th: a motion remind KGB about lingering curse committee with purpose: “to remind people that they have the lingering curse and should pass it on”

Teddy: motion to pass by acclamation

Benner: motion to table for 1 week

Teddy: I’m going to make an alarm

passed, been tabled

From 3/25/24, 4/15/24, 8/26/24, 9/23/24, motion to create the “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week”

Nathan: motion to table for 1 week

Benner: motion to amend to table for 1.9 fortnights

Nathan: friendly, been changed

Keerthana: amend to .95 moon cycles (friendly, been changed)

Benner: motion to create the I hate new business committee with purpose to delay new business so we never get to it

Nathan: motion to table for 6 years

Ryan: motion to table this table for 1 table

Keerthana: this is how mass energy equivalence works

Benner: motion to table the president

Benner: motion to sit in silence for 30 seconds (not seconded)

Kevin: motion to allocate 30$ for this week’s event

Benner: motion to pass by acclamation

Passed

Kevin: motion to salute daniel

Isaac: motion to create the fairfax vending committee for the purpose of being out of order by reporting during old business, so it’s then out of order

Teddy: motion to create the broken record committee

Benner: point of information:can you get me the bag of chips you really want to buy

Nathan: I was scammed out of like 5$ by the fairfax vending machine

Ryan: what if the fairfax vending machine is an unlicensed slot machine

Passed, with 3 abstaining, 6 in favor, 3 against

Sold for 2$ to keerthana, chaired by the wean hall vending machine

Benner: motion to make the I was gonna make a new committee but I forgot “it was gonna be really funny I swear”

Keerthana: motion to table for 6 months

Passed, been tabled

Ryan: motion to table this motion and a copy of this motion for 1 week (ill defined)

Benner: I’m really sorry julia committee purpose: “I’m sorry :(“

Kevin: what are we sorry for?

Benner: specifically the sheer volume of tabled motions

Keerthana: motion to assassinate the rec sec with love

Passed, sold for 3$ to Ryan, chaired by Benner

Nathan: motion to create a standing rule such that anytime the president stands up in a meeting we applaud him for promoting good fitness, and the maximum time that you must clap is 30 seconds

passed, been stood

Nathan: requesting a high five from the president

Isaac: motion to create the trojan horse committee purpose: “sneaking in committee reports during motions”

Keerthana: hivemind: I think that it will be a profitable institution tomorrow such that we shall table this motion for 6 years end report

Kevin: revisiting corn subsidies: 4.27$

Benner: motion to creat the russianize the KGB committee…(we’re still in another motion)

Danya:something in Russian?

Kevin: floor is lava: floor is lava

Benner: my russian is not very good

Benner: floor is lava: you only take half damage if you lie completely down on the floor

Passed, sold for 2$ to Ryan, chaired by Ryan

Benner: motion to create the hazing daniel committee with purpose of “attending KGB meetings”

Julia: motion to amend purpose to “attending KGB meetings” and “getting Daniel to not attend KGB meetings” (friendly, been changed)

(Isaac is standing in front of Daniel to prevent Benner from shooting him, taking damage from floor being lava)

Keerthana: floor is lava: floor is definitely lava

Passed, sold for 3$ double or nothing to Kevin, (6$, it was double), chaired by all the gamblers who thought they would be luckier than they were

Nathan: motion to 0.45 kilogram define (#define) out of order to it might be in order

Benner: motion to fail by acclamation, failed

Ryan: motion to create the preemptively hazing benner committee “to preemptively haze benner in case Daniel stops showing up”

Nathan: it’s a good idea

Isaac: ooo it’s a good idea ooo

Benner: I’m the only person here who’s armed

Isaac: check this out: ooo holds out paperclip ooo

Passed, sold for 4$ to Ryan, chaired by “me”

Reed: motion to establish the normal monopolies committee to report on normal monopoly editions

Nathan: there are many normal monopoly editions because they have changed throughout the years

Ryan: miss monopoly

Isaac: monopoly kids also pretty normal

Nathan: motion to pass by acclamation

Passed, sold for 3$ to Reed, chaired by this minutely topographical hampster

REAL & RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Daniel: discord, instagram, cmu_kgb, need players for murder mystery, form will be up in the discord soon, have booth chair sign ups, please sign up soon, SCC is being very non-communicative about plans, would be helpful if we knew more things

Teddy: movie night: this friday at 7 in MM A14

Daniel: readme is on stands, will probably have booth theme vote the week we come back from fall break, but not announcing that definitively yet

SCHMUCKS

Benner: you should come to wean 5201 after we get food because I have to get a lot of work done

Nathan: go see the CMU opera, they’re playing the next 4 nights

Kevin: mis spring carnival: first booth chair meeting is this Thursday

Nathan: purple

Benner: seafoam green

Nathan: gitfo