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OFFICER REPORTS
Daniel: just slept for 10 hours, don’t remember anything before that
Benner: 6 straight hours of filming followed by fence painting which I left because the mainia that had been propelling me through the shoot was instantly lost and I had to go to sleep, got this “boba” for free because well technically it was the first person to get a bag of m&ms with the blue ones out, technically second, but they felt bad for me
Teddy: did not paint the fence because I honk shooed through all of it, event: KGB touches grass, going to Phipps conservatory, Friday the 8th at 7pm, at UC black chairs
Nathan: saw a concert, went to a party afterwards, was all music majors, everyone was doing opera vocal warmups at 1am
Julia: mostly just worked on memory allocator
Ryan: 1. reconsidered entire life, 2. awake for like 33 hours straight doing ReadMe stuff, vision is just a little wonky, will not have to sleep again
Isaac: I had a weekend, painted the fence, played mao, tried to find the death robot under newell simon, he wasn’t there
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Benner: speedrunning committee: dark souls 2 category extensions: no runs, any time will give you world record holder, stairless, you are not allowed to use the stairs, technically you can go up the staircase, but you must immediately go back down, you cannot benefit from it in any way, cannot use staircases
Nathan: quora: what is the most powerful prayer in judaism what are its effects
Isaac: reminding people about lingering curse
Ryan: ah democracy: go vote tomorrow
Benner: wikipedia: international obfuscated C code contest, contest for most creatively obfuscated C code, some examples are pi, code that calculates pi by looking at its own area, flight simulator, toledo nano-chess - 1255 chars long, worlds smallest c chess programs
Ryan: mis wikipedia: dinkus, a dinkus is a typographic symbol which often consists of three spaced asterisks or bullets in a horizontal row,
Isaac: mis wikipedia: lawrence sydney eagleburger, who named all of his children lawrence eagleburger
Nathan: sealand: sealand seahawks lost against the wfl dutch
Benner: KGB wiki: according to the KGB wiki page: once upon a time KGB acquired a bunch of wood from nasa for booth, asa’s disappeared around the same time
OLD BUSINESS
Nathan has thing, Isaac wants thing, not fault: low attendance, is fault: election outcome???
from 3/25/24, 4/15/24, 8/26/24, 9/23/24, a motion to create the “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week”
Nathan: motion to table for 3 weeks
Passed, been tabled
Ryan: motion to #define “veep veep” (said like roadrunner but faster) to ”2VP”
Benner: motion to create a standing rule such that you can table a member of exec for 1 week which results in them being ejected from the meeting
Julia: motion to amend such that you can table a member of exec for any amount of time and they’re ejected for that long
Benner: capped at 1 meeting
Motion to create a standing rule such that you can table a member of exec for an amount of time (capped at one week) which results in them being ejected from the meeting for that amount of time
Passed
Ryan: motion to table two motions identical to this motion
Benner: motion to table daniel for the rest of the meeting
Isaac: enjoy your food daniel
Passed
Daniel: bye
Ryan: motion to create a standing rule such that if a self-referential motion contains aardvark (unseconded)
Isaac: motion to create a standing rule such that when there are cookies in the room and someone buys a committee in an auction, they get a complimentary cookie
Julia: what if you just bring cookies and they’re not to share with the class
Passed
Ryan: motion to create the “I want a cookie committee” with purpose “I want a cookie”
Gavin: I want a cookie
sold for 14$ to Ryan, chaired by “the cookie”
Daniel: motion to create the “I wanta cookie committee too 2” purpose “to acquire a cookie”
Nathan: motion to fail by acclamation
Daniel: objection, that’s really messed up
Failed with 3 abstaining, 2 for, 3 against
Benner: Daniel, why would you abstain
Daniel: motion to allocate 5 billion dollars to buy phipps
Benner: chair would like to request a report from the treasury on if we have 5 billion dollars
Ryan: it appears that we do
Benner: it says for adults its 21.95
Benner:(dilatory, I have on good authority that we do not have 5 billion dollars
Ryan: motion to force someone to give us 2.5 billion dollars on giving tuesday (not well defined)
Teddy: motion to create a standing rule such that if a member says leroy jenkins, they lose 100hp, are ejected from the meeting as a chair, and deal 99hp of damage to the current acting chair
Ryan: can we amend it from the chair to daniel specifically (unfriendly, not strong)
4 abstaining, 1 in favor, 1 against, Benner tie breaks, passes
Teddy: leroy jenkins
[teddy is ejected from the meeting]
Daniel: motion to #define “generates lift” as “worth 5 billion dollars” (unseconded)
Ryan: motion to not anymore stuff
Noah: motion to purple
Teddy: ooo me being dead would like to report must say ooo
Nathan: motion to eat vuyani’s jacket
Isaac: point of information: yum.com
Daniel: motion to allocate 525$ to readme
Daniel: this is because we are able to buy plaidcash so we can get money for readme without Kevin paying for it out of his own pocket
Passed with 5 abstaining, 3 in favor, none against, we can now pay the poor poor souls at readme
Ryan: motion to check Kevin’s credit score
Benner: which
Ryan: song
(unseconded)
Gavin: motion to create the “KGB minting committee” with purpose “so we can print more money and get out of our debt”
Daniel: had KGBitcoin in previous years
Benner: how much is it worth
Noah: what kind of plastic is it
Daniel: yellow
Passed, the committee will solve the economy, sold to Gavin for $9.50, chaired by gretel?
Daniel: motion to create the “committee report committee” purp: “to give a committee report”
Passed, sold for 5$ to Ryan, chaired by Daniel
Daniel: that’s really messed up
Nathan: motion to watch me play minecraft on my TI-84
Julia: requesting a report from the “committee report committee”
Daniel: committee report committee: the committee has decided to name Ryan as its chair
Isaac: motion to gitfo
Benner: announcements and schmucks
Daniel: motion to create a standing rule such that motions to gitfo are in order after schmucks and during officer reports but only if we are in purple
Nathan: the speedrunning committee approves
Passed with 1 abstaining, 4 in favor, 3 against
RRAS
Benner: I don’t know any of you, I’m the president, event friday, phipps conservatory, uc black chairs 7pm ooooo I know none of you have touched grass in at least 2 months oooo
Benner: readme: hopefully will be being distributed wednesday woooo
Nathan: has been playing plainfin midshipman quietly
Daniel: I haven’t made the form yet but if you wanna be a CTFWS judge
Nathan: rules meeting soon, we should plan that
SCHMUCKS
Nathan: you should go vote. please.
Benner: or Isaac’s gonna have a real hard time (because it’s his fault)
Isaac: oh god, please
Daniel: I noticed that people on the attendance seem to not have gotten many election texts
Benner: if you enjoy russian, assuming you come here for the russian culture, you should come to russian tea 4-5 on thursdays in a room that I can’t remember, conference room at the very end of the hall in posner 3, can talk in russian or listen to people talk in russian
Gavin: if you’re voting in person, keep yourself safe, if while you’re there you could bring a coin and flip it before you walk into the booth it would be really funny
Daniel: motion to stygian blue
Noah: motion to purple again
Isaac: motion to gitfo
