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MEETING TIME
Nathan^Daniel: had a weekend of continually falling into the mudmouth vortex
Benner: went to the pit, made people eat skyline chili
Teddy: did homework, non-stop, event: video game night, 7pm, PH A18B, sign up sheet for bringing games or consoles
Nathan: had a weekend, stared at the pit, pit stared back, pit was really cool
Gavin^Ryan: pushed my flesh to the very limit, put brain in blender, felt nothing
Nathan^Isaac: stared at the pit pit stared back, went to pirate themed party, had a lot of fun
Isaac has thing, it is all his fault, when he arrives it’s all because of him
Ryan would like the spirit of the thing, spiritually not fault: quality of food on campus, is fault: campus food places close at 9pm
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Nathan: quora: I am not a good boy, why?
Julia: reminding about lingering curse: Reed maybe has it
Reed: Linger curse committee: I curse Ryan (Ryan has the lingering curse now)
Ryan: impostor cmu buildings: doherty hall in carmel new york, you can vote there
Gavin: again?
Nathan: quora: are gay men such as buttigieg attacking JD vance because they are jealous
Julia: committee report committee: report
Nathan: hivemind: hello there folks, I am having a wonderful evening and everything including the lingering curse just wait huh? end report
Benner: wikipedia: the boll weevil monument: this isa really great statue commemorating the boll weevil
Nathan: weird monopoly editions: 95th anniversary of cornwell quality tools edition
Benner: wikipedia: My Way Killings: thing that happened in the Phillipines where after someone would sing the song “My Way” by Frank Sinatra, they would start killing eachother (happened at least like 6 times). The song was taken off karaoke machines in Manila, there was also Karaoke rage in other countries.
Reed: Point of information: was it the same person that killed
Benner: unrelated incidents, only thing that tied them together was someone singing my way
Ryan: impostor cmu buildings: doherty in martha’s vineyard
Nathan: weird monopoly: gamestop exclusive monopoly edition
Benner: speedrunning: scooby doo night of 100 frights, only one entry for 3:45:14 from 7 years, normal any % run, but the run must be done on a dance pad
Daniel: beep beep special report: I was late because I was in the UG lab for MSE, imaging these chips under the SEM
Teddy: flavor of the chips?
Daniel: poison
Nathan: going down: I wanna go into the pit
Benner: speedrunning: pokemon legends arceus: category extensions, only has 2 speedruns, bully melly speedrun, on which you have to collect all 43 throwable items and throw them at the warden melly
Gavin (actuallly daniel today): out of bounds: you know the highmark center has inaccessible garden, if you push chair into the corner and squeeze behind it you’ll pass through the glass into the garden
Nathan: going down: this umbrella
We messed up the order and did spirit of the thing :(
Reed: if the body and the soul of the thing are separate, does it have any consequences
Gavin: if the thing dies it goes to hell
Benner: no, purgatory
NEW BUSINESS
Nathan: motion to salute Benner for fucking up the order
Benner: motion to salute Nathan for being mean to me
Benner: motion to create the bronchitis committee purp: infecting everyone else at cmu so I don’t have to suffer alone
Reed: does the bronchitis committee have a method, or just a goal
Benner: it’s really up to the chair who will get bronchitis
Gavin: can we please fail this one by acclamation
Isaac: point of information: coughing
Gavin: motion to fail by acclamation
Benner: point of information: I took my antibiotics this morning, didn’t eat fast enough, threw up, skipped a round of antibiotics
Passed, sold for 13$ to Benner, chaired by Gavin, cause you seem to really want bronchitis
Nathan: motion to create a standing rule such that anyone with bronchitis is magical
Benner: point of information: my mom said I was predisposed to bronchitis
Benner: motion to pass by acclamation
Isaac: point of information: do you have to bring the medical documents to prove it
Nathan: motion to create the bun butler committee with purp: to report on the activities of bun butler
Gavin: does bun butler have a criminal record? is he a real person?
Isaac: he’s the host of a vole-themed town hall, public streamer and a figure, he’s also the main guy of the r/hotdogs subreddit
Benner: and r/voles
Nathan:Bunyan Heinz Butler, known by the alias Dinosaur Sunday is a kratom addicted trucker, stoner, cryptid-hunter, woodsman, and internet poster from Tonopah, Nevada.
Passed
Sold to isaac for 2$, chaired by bunyan butler himself
Ryan: motion to create the Impostor CMU buildings committee purp: telling people about buildings that have stolen the names of CMU buildings
Benner: had to read screenplay about baker and porter being conjoined twins for screenplay class, they used the lights to indicate when the buildings were talking, and I quote “Baker: I don’t think we should do this anymore….” (I am not reproducing the whole quote here sorry/you can thank me for sparing you the cognitohazard).
Gavin: aren’t there like a ton of them in pittsburgh, there’s another dietrich college, how do we know that ours are the original, I think Doherty hall died and was replaced years ago
Ryan: think the doherty halls are all actually one building
Passed (Daniel is too busy chewing), sold for 4$ to Ryan, chaired by doherty hall
Benner: motion to allocate 3 and half dollars to Kevin’s discretionary nuke fund (failed)
Isaac: motion to allocate 0$ to say that I’m sorry for coming in late, sorry for the results of the election, had the thing, didn’t think to say that the 2024 election results are not my fault (failed)
Ryan: motion to allocate 60+i (math tax 61$) for snacks for this week’s event
Passed, been allocated
Gavin: motion to create the good news committee with purpose: unironically proliferating good news
Kiera: it’s a good idea
Reed: point of information:can you give us a sample
Gavin: cookies usually taste pretty good
Ryan: can we amend it to make the good news sufficiently topical, as in it needs to be applied to your skin (rejected/unfriendly and not strong)
Benner: what if I’m just a sad miserable person who dislikes good news
Gavin: It’s not for you
Passed, sold for 1$ to Gavin, chaired by Mr. Rogers (Benner’s dad)
Ryan: motion to table 2 identical motions to this for 1 week
Daniel: you can’t table a motion that doesn’t exist
Nathan: motion to create a standing rule such that (I pull out)
Gavin: I move that this motion if it passes, gets tabled until next week
Benner: requesting a high five from the president
Ryan: motion to create the turing complete motion committee with purpose: to create a turing complete motion
Passed, sold to Ryan for 1$, chaired by Alan Turing
Teddy: motion to #define “a gazillion” as “a bazillion millions”
Gavin: a good idea
Isaac: motion to amend such that it also gives my bag of cookies from the clutches of evil Ryan
Daniel: theft is prohibited by state of pennsylvania, but not meeting rules
Daniel: you two settle it out
Benner: motion to pass by acclamation, and also they’re working out a joint custody agreement
Passed
Benner: motion to create the math is evil committee with purpose “destroying math for ever and ever and ever”
Reed: are numbers math
Nathan: if we destroy math, what happens
Benner: we’re free
Benner: anything that has to do with numbers is math
Failed
Teddy: motion to #define “a zillion as 2^-6” (failed)
Benner: motion to the color of paint that daniel spilled
Reed: motion to #define “a million” as “four”
Reed: I would like to mention as a statement, you could bid a million dollars, as four dollars
Ryan: could we amend it such that each additional multiple adds 2
Daniel: I think you gotta do that separately
Passed
Ryan: motion to create a 1 million dollar committee, purp: to be sold for 1 million dollars
Passed, sold for 1million plus 2 (6) dollars, chaired by 1 thousand benjamin franklins
Benner: motion to execute Daniel for fucking it up (not well defined)
Gavin: purple
Benner: seafoam green
Benner: opposite of purple
REAL & RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Daniel: pay your dues, giving CMU day is soon, you can pay your dues and debts and double your money, but it all goes to us, it’s a way for us to get CMU to siphon money to us
Daniel: we have booth, we’re not doing anything for it this week
Daniel: event
Teddy: videogame night, PH A18A, 7 oclock friday, have a sign up sheet
Daniel: week after that is CTFWS, we are looking for judges and people who can make it to a rules committee meeting, we need to fix the blue belt
Daniel: readME out last wednesday, new readme next week, also allegheny observatory was really cool
SCHMUCKS
Benner: allegheny observatory is really cool, if you’re nice maybe Diane will let you in the pit
Ryan: fence is still being held
Gavin: if you want to be involved in ReadMe TV please contact me
Benner: motion to leave purple
Gavin: motion to purple
Benner: motion to antipurple
Gavin: motion to purple
Benner: gitfo
