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GENERAL BODY MANIFESTATION (special Kage edition)

Benner: did things, not a lot of work, ate hotpot, played mahjong

NEW PERSON!!!!

Ryan: I got a white M&M

Luke: gilgamesh, your/mom, ECE, eighth year student, from minnesota, has a large amount of leghair, has leghair

Ryan^Teddy: was walking in the hallway, this guy came up and said hi teddy, then nevermind and ran away

Kevin^Nathan: (playing string instrument motions)

Julia: I stayed up playing slay the spire until 4am for no reason

(we’re interrupted by a loud noide)

Ryan: had a weekend don’t remember

Luke^Isaac: Hi, I’m Isaac

Luke^Daniel: a bunch of complaints about housing

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Kevin: ad hoc corn subsidies in spirit: 4.35

Ryan: impostor cmu buildings: there’s also a guy named gates was anybody gonna tell me this

Kevin: mis fake cmu buildings: gates at stanford but its light themed

Ryan: ah general body: douglas mcarthur’s corpse

Kevin: actual corn subsidies: 4.34

Kevin: wikipedia: planning to disband

Kevin: wikipedia: needs better glasses

Benner: wikipedia: user vghfr/essay/cleverdebatetricksthatthewwmfdon’t want you to know

Ryan: mis wikipedia: duck, duck is the common name

OLD BUSINESS

Julia: I’m not gonna look, not a real meeting

Kevin: wants spirit of thing, not fault: Benner won’t let me take the thing and take it to california, is fault: the fact that everything for the rest of time forever is your fault if you don’t come to another KGB meeting in the future, also Luke’s nose bleed

NEW BUSINESS

Luke: motion to create the monkey business committee “I’m a monkey ooh ooh ah ah”

Ryan: motion to be recognized

Luke: point of information ooh ooh ah ah

Kevin: hand just comfortable

Failed

Ryan: motion to create the spooky noise committee “to have a deep respect for the spooky noise”

Kevin: never heard that noise before this meeting, think its new

Ryan: I’ve definitely heard it before

passed, sold for all of the money in Benner’s wallet and all of benner’s ancestors money, chaired by Benner’s oldest ancestor

Luke motion to create the eepy committee “I’m such an eepy little guy, I crave the sleeb honk shu mimimi”

Kevin: have you heard of caffeine

Failed

Kevin: motion to purple

Kevin: motion to purple

Kevin: motion to purple

Kevin: motion to purple

Ryan: motion to keep ignoring ryan

Ryan: I used to think lesbian was blesbian and wanted to know what the L in LGBT was for

Ryan: motion to seafoam purple

Kevin: motion to seafoam salute benner

Luke: motion to create the committee of haunted victorian vibrators

Luke: antiseconded

Kevin: antiseconded

Julia: antiseconded

Luke: motion to ask why girls are lesbians and not into me

Ryan: point of information it’s actually a scientific question why people are not gay

RRAS

Benner: We r KGB, you should all come to booth, but every single one of you people except Kevin, who is a traitor and is abandoning us is boothing

Benner: readme publishing a very readme christmas

SCHMUCKS

Kevin: buy my furniture

Benner: going to Nathan’s recital, at 6 in 18 minutes, if you’d like to join me to watch a cool trio, viola, harp, possibly a third mystery instrument

Kevin: motion to ultraviolet

Benner: in order in the sense of how humans visualize it

Ryan: motion to cosmic ray

Benner: out of order, fascist dictator

Kevin: motion to establish a communist dictatorship

Ryan: gitfo