Minutes20250120
OFFICER REPORTS
Daniel: played a lot of magic, forgot other things (this report brought to you by Nathan–thanks)
Benner:evangelion
Isaac^Teddy: name was teddy throughout the week, was really good at magic the gathering and knew how to play it. event! Kontent: posters, we make em when, saturday 7pm, where, 5201, why, get silly with it
Nathan: watched the brutalist, was really good, today made a pecan pie, desperately needed a singular egg, called like 5 people
Julia: my hair froze, was late to a lot of things, fucked up my sleep schedule
Ryan: has a list of 1200 things at CMU gonna make people rank them so we can see what the best thing is, definitely didn’t do anything else
Isaac: played magic the gathering with a collection of people I do not know who was there and who wasn’t went to sleep at 5 last night watching youtube, can’t remember what watched
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Benner: wikipedia: random deletion
Gavin: good news: for 12 hours over the weekend americans forced to interact with chinese people, I could not find any overt racism
Savi: point of info: methods used to find the racism
Gavin: scrolling, ctrl-fing for various terms
Nathan: quora: when is man going to learn that 666 is not the number of satan
Benner: speedrunning: mario kart ds all trees run, where you hit all trees, 7:13 world record from 9 days ago
Nathan: quora: can my girlfriend secretly be a demon in genes?
Aresh: animal facts: does not have a fact for today, calls upon general body
Nathan: weird monopoly: pitt-opoly
Isaac: ah nichole hubers committee: have received an audio recording
Gavin: national day: national cheese lovers day
Gavin: pitt-opoly 4.3 on board game geek
Benner: am i gay committtee: get through like 80% of the appointment, then she asks me if I’m dating anyone and she goes why? and then I’m like I don’t know, and then she goes are you still questioning your sexuality (note: told her I was gay, not questioning my sexuality) say I think I’ve got it figured out, she asks how would you describe that? I say gay/lesbian. She says do you want me to put that in your file. maybe she won’t ask next time because she wrote it down.
Gavin: mis animal facts: wallabees eat a lot of poppies and get high as fuck off of opium
OLD BUSINESS
Eshaan has the thing (said he would be back, is not back), gavin wants spirit of thing, not fault: Donald Trump’s inauguration, is fault: weather for next however long its going to be cold for.
From 3/25/24, 4/15/24, 8/26/24, 9/23/24, 11/4/24, 11/25/24, 12/2/24, 1/13/25: “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week”
Noah: motion to table for 1 week
Passed, been tabled
Benner: hand is comfortable
Isaac: motion to recall who has the lingering curse
Nathan: motion to create Ryan’s best thing committee “to have Ryan report on the best thing at CMU”
Gavin: mechanics
Ryan: going to have you pick between two things, like the tom scott video
passed, sold to Ryan for 3$, chaired by “the best thing at cmu”
Benner: motion to create a standing rule such that you can motion to kill daniel, such that if the vote passes by majority, daniel is immediately reduced to 0 hp and he dies
Nathan: I cast animal companion
Daniel: sometimes…birds. no I had something else but i forgot it. sometimes birds will enter a building and be stuck in that building
Isaac: what if there’s someone else named daniel
Benner: have to say motion to kill daniels, but then it kills all daniels
Daniel: what if multiple people named daniel, and someone named daniels
Benner: they all die
Noah: motion to pass by acclamation
Passed
Ryan: motion to kill Daniel
passed, Daniel is killed
[Daniel sits on the floor]
[Daniel stands back up]
Daniel: woooo
Noah: motion to kill Daniel again
Passed, wooooo
Benner: motion to create a standing rule such that you can motion to revive daniel, if seconded it goes immediately into a vote, if majority vote yes Daniel is restored to 100 hitpoints, and Daniel will no longer be dead
Passed
Isaac: Hey Daniel, you ok being dead and all
Ryan: Daniel State machine committee “to represent whether daniel is dead alive or some other state as a formal model of computing”
Passed, sold for 1$ to ryan, chaired by “Alan Turing’s mom”
[Noah pulls out a bottle of soy sauce from his pocket and takes a sip during the auction]
Nathan: motion to amend standing rule 61 and 62 are actually spells such that you can cast the kill daniel spell or revive daniel spell it will kill Daniel or revive him (no longer requiring a vote)
Julia: motion to amend name of kill daniel spell to “invoke mob justice”
Nathan: amend revive daniel to “restore tyrant”
Final standing rule: motion to amend standing rule 61 and 62 are actually spells such that there are instead two new spells “invoke mob justice” which reduces daniel to 0hp (still requiring a vote), and “restore tyrant” which brings daniel to 100hp and makes him no longer dead (no vote)
Benner: motion to create the youtube committee with purpose “share good youtube videos because youtube is bad now”
Passed, sold for 6$ to Benner, chaired by Neal Mohan
REAL & RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Daniel: We r kgb, pay dues, go to booth builds
Daniel: Kontent, saturday, 7pm, wean 5201, the mac computer lab, make fun posters
Daniel: readme pitch meeting saturday at 5pm, read readme, tabling at the fair in wiegand gym, need people to table, will put the link in rras after meeting
SCHMUCKS
Benner: I’m getting close to the end of Yakuza 0
Savi: you should go look at the fence
Nathan: submit to pravda
Gavin: I move to this shade of purple [pointing at red]
Benner: you should come to russian tea on thursdays 4-5 or 4:30-5:30 you get snacks or tea and then there can be someone who knows less russian there
Nathan: motion to the color of that bag of chips
Ryan: motion to the color of the mahjong bag
Gavin: motion to this shade of orange [pointing at purple]
Ryan: motion to a mix of four parts red and five parts green
Nathan: motion to em radiation with a wavelength of 400 nanometers
Benner: motion to: morse code (purportedly purple, actually seafoam green)
Ryan: HSL 270 degrees 0% saturation 0% lightness
Ryan: motion to HSL 270 degrees 1% saturdation, 1% lightness
Noah: motion to grey
Nathan: gitfo
