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OFFICER REPORTS
Daniel: mostly here for the first half of spring break, went back to NY botanical garden, the orchid show is falling off unfortunately
Benner: very strange dream last night, also I on Saturday will be competing in this olympiad thing that Pitt hosts, have to be able to do kind of a lot of stuff for that, we’ll see how that goes
NEW PERSON!!!
Ethan, he/him, rockford, illinois, psychology major, junior, got lied to that someone else was from rockford in the discord
Nathan^Teddy: worked on the booth game, filmed, come play capture the flag in wean and doherty with stuff, we will be serving free pie
Nathan: went skiing for a bit, last 2 days, got 4 hours of sleep 2 days in a row
Julia: soup dumplings, pizza, magic
Ryan: ansys flooded
Isaac: went to omegamart, got some cool stuff, you have no idea what's in store for you
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Benner: speedrunning: twilight princess, category extensions, have to obtain any sword, obtain hawkeye, obtain and keep an oku, fire a cannon, open a chest with 100+ rubies, enter
Julia: nominating committee: election
Nathan: quora: do real rizzlers that actually have girls call themselves rizzlers?
Ryan: solvents: ethanol
Benner: wikipedia: waffle house index, index based on wafflehouses and whether or not they’re closed during natural disasters
savi: ah call for a good time: CMU PD non-emergency number
Nathan: paper airplane
Ryan: mis ah call for a good time: should not call to say just
Nathan: hivemind: i have feeling bad today about killing the president of the united arab emirates because I also want to eat the president of the united kingdom space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name
Nathan: corn: 4.58
Gavin: good news: weather’s pretty good, in california it’s awful
Benner: youtube: mcdonald’s in the pentagon (Ska version)
Isaac: ah hoagie: new movie called hoagie coming out
Tali: ah poorly designed baseball hats: teTas
Isaac: lingering curse: aresh now has the lingering curse
Gavin: national day: national napping day
Ryan: fizz buzz: we did it
Nathan: quora: if everyone farted at the same time would the world explode?
Aresh: animal facts: zookeepers show pandas panda porn to get them to mate in captivity
Isaac: mis good youtube: video pricemaster
Noah: ah asteroid: 1 in 1099 thousand, 7% chance of hitting the moon
Savi: ah lunar eclipse watching: at 3am on friday morning, you might be able to see a total lunar eclipse depending on weather
OLD BUSINESS
Julia: “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week"
Nathan: table for one week
Passsed, been tabled
Ryan has the thing, Savi wants the thing, not fault flooding in ansys b, is fault: not flooding this week
NEW BUSINESS
Benner: motion to create the itch.io gaming committee with purpose “I love itchio, itch.io, there’s some really good stuff on it, there’s some really strange stuff on it, had to go on it for rpg class, found some pretty awesome role playing games in addition to pretty awesome video games I already had and I really want to share them with people so please, please, please sorry for making you write so much”
Passed, been created, sold for 13$ to Benner, chaired by “me, fuck you guys”
Nathan: motion to create a standing rule such that if you are antimagical you cannot be effected by magic (all spells and cantrips)
Benner: squid companion
Nathan: in the model of cohogs (large salmon enemy in game) there is a little shrimp in their backpocket
Passed
Ryan: motion to allocate 169$ and 420 cents for guns and drugs (sippys sips and nummy nums) for this week’s event
Passed, been allocated
Ryan: motion to create a cantrip called -d M that causes chair to list all #defines (not seconded)
Isaac: motion to create a stranding rule to put on the trailer for hoagie in the background for the rest of the meeting
Gavin: short term friendship
Passed, we will now ha
Benner: motion to purple
Benner: motion to seafoam green
Ryan: motion to the color of Benner’s hat
Julia: motion to allocate 25$ to buy snacks for next week’s meeting (but the snacks must be edible chalk), or estrogen
Passed, been allocated
Nathan: motion
Benner: mo
RRAS
Daniel: booth builds, wednesday, saturday, and sunday, also have readme coming out this week, we are going to be cancelled unfortunately (it’s the passover issue)
Daniel: feel free to come to CTFWS, we will have pie
SCHMUCKS
Savi: support the KGB takeover of CMU student senate in CIT
Gavin: readme TV, look if you believe in something hard enough, and through the power of friendship and teamwork, look I’m just saying anything could happen
Isaac: clarification: ReadME jewish edition is only being written by Jewish people (and Benner)
