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OFFICER REPORTS

Daniel: played liars dice

Benner: presentation to group of my peers who are soooo good at analyzing media

Teddy: event: touches grass!!!

Nathan: paid off sleep debt, did competition and lost, transcribed the rhythm of winnie the pooh quotes

Julia: I visited university of maryland

Ryan: fixed bicycle, mike short for micycle, discovering lots of scary things in attic of KGB server

Isaac: saw friend’s house, apartment completely empty except for shelf with a knife, interpretive dance, crying

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Benner: happy birthday to my dad: it’s my dad’s birthday

Nathan: weird monopoly: flavortown edition

Julia: nominations

Nathan: quora: do demons sing

Luke: ad hoc committee of hawking: ca caw

Aresh: animal facts: pet defanged headcrabs: lamar

Isaac: reminding about lingering curse: aresh has the lingering curse

Teddy: booth: move on is in 2 weeks, please come to build, also, I need music for game

Ryan: impostor CMU buildings: warner hall in virginia

Benner: youtube: I call them cities flying

Nathan: oats subsidy board: 3.68$

Benner: corn subsidies: 4.4325 (as of march 14th)

Aresh: give the lingering curse to Luke

Ryan: playing a low droning noise: [plainfin midshipman sounds]

Isaac: ad hoc mental illness: i saw a peach colored circle and a blue square and jd vance flashed before my eyes I think I need to be checked into some sort of institution

Nathan: Hivemind: [CENSORED] please no space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name not a cult sorry

Benner: wikipedia: cat fugue

Luke: ah there are people living in my walls: I hear the voices the voices your in my walls

Ryan: cancel report

Noah: ah moon asteroid committee: 1.7%

Luke: mis jfc: you’re not getting any fucking money next year

Ryan: treasury: fuck you, we have all the money we need

OLD BUSINESS

Daniel: who has the thing

[Noah pulls out copy of the movie the Thing]

Savi has the thing, Isaac wants thing, not fault: pope will die on the 22nd, is fault: the next pope

Julia: “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week"

Nathan: motion to table for 1 week

Passed, been tabled

Ryan: motion to create the JD Vance committee purp: to report on happenings with JD Vance (not seconded)

Aresh: motion to eject Luke

Passed, been ejected

Ryan: motion to allocate 69$ and 420 cents for this weeks event

Benner: motion to amend to 5$ (not strong)

Noah: motion to amend to 2million dollars^2 (49$)

Teddy: motion to amend purpose to “buying one of the bonsai trees at phipps” (friendly, been changed)

Savi: point of information: where keep bonsai

Passed, been allocated

Isaac: motion to create the “is our government still there committee” purp: to report on if the government is still there

Passed, been created, sold for 1$ to isaac, chaired by uh, yeah

Nathan: motion to create a spell called banishment, when cast upon a person, the person must go to the corner of shame for 1 minute

Savi: is the corner of shame behind the president’s shoulder or Daniel’s shoulder

Failed (it was a tie)

Ryan: motion to #define “Luke” as “I don’t see any hands”

Luke: that’s evil, I’m detransitioning so I can change my name again

Daniel: unfriendly

Benner: please comittee: please give me nerf gun bullets, I lost mine and would like to shoot daniel and then myself

Isaac: motion to create a spell called nominate a scheming eunuch, which would put someone in the corner of shame and then they get to influence the president. In a tiebreaker vote, the scheming eunuch gets to make the final call. If that occurs. The scheming eunuch lasts until the next vote is passed, if they influence a vote, they get assassinated and must then play dead.

Passed, been stood

Isaac: I cast scheming Eunuch on myself

Luke: motion to create a standing rule such that Luke can no longer say “penar explosion chamber”, if he says the phrase “penar explosion chamber” (or any combination of two of the three words) he is immediately ejected from the meeting and cannot come back

Passed, been stood

Nathan: motion to create the Luke Erbsen psychology committee “to figure out whatever the hell is going on in your brain”

Luke: motion to add to the purpose: if you do figure out what’s wrong with me could I also know (friendly, been changed)

Passed, sold to Ryan for 8$, chaired by Daniel Yin

Teddy: motion to create a standing rule such that you can propose a sitting rule, which is a rule that only applies to people who are standing

Passed, been stood

Benner: motion to create the reparations for Benner Rogers committee: I actually have a real headache right now, and my character has been slandered and if anyone else compares me to JD Vance again I will kill myself

Passed unanimously (it’s a magical motion), sold to Ryan for 1$, chaired by: Luke Erbsen

Benner: I was lying

Nathan: motion to create a standing rule such that if a committee is magical they can report anytime

Passed

REAL & RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Daniel: pay dues, we have 3 weeks until elections, you must attend a meeting after paying your dues to vote

Daniel: Booth builds wednesday, saturday, sunday to get exterior ply painted

Teddy: meeting Friday 7:00 at black chairs to go to Phipps

Daniel: week after that on Friday is also move on, we will be moving all walls/floors/ply for booth to midway, there will be free food

Daniel: ReadME is publishing this week

SCHMUCKS

Benner: Sigbovik will happen, April 4th at 5pm, went out on scsall and sigbovik mailing list

Benner: around then is also Kiltie Band’s last concert

Ryan: you can chair a table and table a chair but can’t chair a chair or table a table

Savi: purple

Teddy: I need music for game, I’ll take multiple soundtracks if I get

Noah: seafoam green

Savi: purple

Benner: ultraviolet light

Benner: ultraviolent light

Teddy: regular violet light

Luke: hexcode FF00FF

Ryan: purple killed my father

Benner: motion to the color that was on the screen when I was playing video games with my friend brandon

Savi: motion to color complementary to the plastic hands