Pilk
From KGB Wiki
Pilk is a holy beverage created upon the mixture of Pepsi and Milk. KGB sometimes likes to drink Pilk at events.
According to dkogan2, there are three rules of pilk, stated thus:
1. Don't be Greedy
2. Use a Separate Vessel
3. You Must Cry over Spilled Pilk
These rules can guide prospective Pilk drinkers on their journey.
Farnam Jahanian has drank Pilk.