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'''Baker Hall''' (September 28, 1937- ) was a gift from the goddess Athena to the citizens of Paris in honor of the discovery of [[truth]]. After a clerical error (the priest was ''smashed'') , it got lost in the telegraph cable and was eventually located on the [[Carnegie Mellon]] campus. It is home to a lot of H&SS classes and departments. One of its most notable features is the long, ramped hallways that flow into [[Porter Hall]] which are an exceptionally prime location for [[chairing]].
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'''Baker Hall''' (September 28, 1937- ) was a gift from the goddess Athena to the citizens of Paris in honor of the discovery of [[truth]]. After a clerical error (the priest was ''smashed''), it got lost in the telegraph cable and was eventually located on the [[Carnegie Mellon]] campus.
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Baker Hall has several notable features, including a well-polished bust of Andrew Carnegie; two floors of long, slanted hallways flowing into [[Porter Hall]]; the former offices of [[Campus Police]]; and a superb spiral red-stone staircase near the eastern end.  It also houses the College of Humanities and Social Sciences.
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Deviants may occasionally dream of sitting down in a chair -- perhaps from the nearby Baker computer cluster -- at the top of one of the slanted hallways and allowing gravity to propel them down the several hundred feet down the hallway into Porter Hall;  this hypothetical practice might be known as [[chairing]].  However, no-one has ever been known to do such a thing.
  
 
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Revision as of 03:52, 17 December 2006

Baker Hall (September 28, 1937- ) was a gift from the goddess Athena to the citizens of Paris in honor of the discovery of truth. After a clerical error (the priest was smashed), it got lost in the telegraph cable and was eventually located on the Carnegie Mellon campus.

Baker Hall has several notable features, including a well-polished bust of Andrew Carnegie; two floors of long, slanted hallways flowing into Porter Hall; the former offices of Campus Police; and a superb spiral red-stone staircase near the eastern end. It also houses the College of Humanities and Social Sciences.

Deviants may occasionally dream of sitting down in a chair -- perhaps from the nearby Baker computer cluster -- at the top of one of the slanted hallways and allowing gravity to propel them down the several hundred feet down the hallway into Porter Hall; this hypothetical practice might be known as chairing. However, no-one has ever been known to do such a thing.