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The purpose of this committee is unclear and murky, like a glass of water with several moles of dissolved murk in it. Theories abound! Some are listed below.
 
The purpose of this committee is unclear and murky, like a glass of water with several moles of dissolved murk in it. Theories abound! Some are listed below.
 
* To achieve a state of affairs where
 
* To achieve a state of affairs where
** It is the [[future]]
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** It is [[the future]]
 
** Everyone has his or her own [[jcreed]]
 
** Everyone has his or her own [[jcreed]]
* To avoid the bleak, [[dystopian]] [[future]] in which
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* To avoid the bleak, [[dystopian]] [[the future|future]] in which
** It is the [[future]]
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** It is [[the future]]
 
** It is bleak, [[dystopian]]
 
** It is bleak, [[dystopian]]
 
** Everyone has his or her own [[jcreed]]
 
** Everyone has his or her own [[jcreed]]
* To disseminate misinformation about the [[future]], from which [[jcreed]] has come, having escaped his rightful owner
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* To disseminate misinformation about [[the future]], from which [[jcreed]] has come, having escaped his rightful owner
* To disseminate correct information about the [[future]], from which [[jcreed]] has come, having been sent by his rightful owner to ensure that future happens as it should, where
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* To disseminate correct information about [[the future]], from which [[jcreed]] has come, having been sent by his rightful owner to ensure that future happens as it should, where
** It is the [[future]]
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** It is [[the future]]
 
** Everyone has his or her own [[jcreed]]
 
** Everyone has his or her own [[jcreed]]
 
** Bleakness and [[dystopian|Dystopianity]] are avoided as much as possible, but not more than is possible
 
** Bleakness and [[dystopian|Dystopianity]] are avoided as much as possible, but not more than is possible
  
 
[[Category:Committees]]
 
[[Category:Committees]]

Latest revision as of 02:47, 22 May 2007

The purpose of this committee is unclear and murky, like a glass of water with several moles of dissolved murk in it. Theories abound! Some are listed below.

  • To achieve a state of affairs where
  • To avoid the bleak, dystopian future in which
  • To disseminate misinformation about the future, from which jcreed has come, having escaped his rightful owner
  • To disseminate correct information about the future, from which jcreed has come, having been sent by his rightful owner to ensure that future happens as it should, where
    • It is the future
    • Everyone has his or her own jcreed
    • Bleakness and Dystopianity are avoided as much as possible, but not more than is possible