Consortium of Minds
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The Consortium of Minds is an illustrious tangential organization which intersects the KGB in the 6th dimension. It's stated mission is to protect the world from space, do math, give out ice cream cones, and make certificates with an Official Seal on them.
Current Roster:
- Fleet Admiral Wilhelm Jonas
- Captain Space Admiral Whenry McBellontoshington
- Captain Admiral of Earth, Wind, and Fire Stedford von Winklehambury
- Doctor Sir Vice Admiral of the Damned Liam Cirmanxir, P.H.D., Ambassador to Space
- Bucket Admiral Baird Dropbear'd
- Captain Colonel Cardinal Bitches McRoy
- Head of the Department of Buckets (Bucket Head) Madame Felicity
- Bucket Agent Elizabeth McThunderbird
- Bucket Agent Neal Braveheart
- Bucket Agent Tiffany Woblemange IV
- Bucket Contact "Tricky" Dick Washington
- Rachel Commodore John Ly
- Rachel Captain Rose Jacobson
- Rachel Private (SS) Rachel, Vogel
- Rachel Private Bertram Cunningfoot Winsterfield, Sr.
- Rachel Private Fyodor Mikolakarkarovskivich XVII
- Rachel Private Chaim Bernweinsteinbagelstein
See also: The Scale of Excitement
