Dramatic Speech Committee

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Purpose: "This committee is the only thing standing between us and a world of desolation!"

Owner: rdmarsh

Chairs: rdmarsh, fellow melodramatists


There are times in life when a mundane speech is not enough to rouse your comrades to arms. Try one of the following when in need of an angry mob:

"Yes, we're all fucked. That is a given. At least we all will be at some point. But it does not have to be today! Comrades! Today we will remain unviolated! We shall remain true to our cause! And if anyone is to be fucked on this day, we shall surely be the baddest fuckers around!"

"You almost stole that what should never be taken away; the voice of a people. For too long a time have we been silenced, but our voice shall be heard again today! We shall hear it again in the singing of out blades through your flesh and the pounding of out fists into your skulls! For today, we fight! For the honored dead! For our friends and families! And for! Our! Freedom!"