Espy

Espy did not originally intend to join the KGB. They were wandering the halls of Doherty one day during their orientation when they were abducted by a group of scavengers and were brought back to Exec as a sacrifice. Through their acrobatics and quick wits, they were able to convince Exec not to accept them as a sacrifice and brought a goat instead. They have been the goat herder for KGB ever since. (May or may not be an actual goat.)