Highlander Cafeteria

Highlander tagline "There can be only one..."

"Yeah like anyone would be *dumb* enough to franchise this eatery!" -so0s in one of her extremely snarky moments

Just when CMU students and KGB members thought it might be safe to eat on campus came the replacement for Kiltie Cafe: Highlander Cafeteria. Like 'Kill Me', Highlander made starvation diets attractive and also provided much fodder for the Fruit of the Month Club.

Thankfully by the time Highlander was spawned, had the phone number ((412) 422-4178) for http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~moose/food/dumplinghouse.html Dumpling House memorized and even had employees trained to respond to her every regal whim for the prompt and courteous delivery of delicious Chinese food...they always remembered her dorm room number, her telephone extension, and her predilection for extra fortune cookies. Their cheery greeting of "Hello Dumpling House what you want?" immediately banished all thoughts of Highlander and evil campus food.