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[[KGB's Sing-along Blog Planning]]
 
[[KGB's Sing-along Blog Planning]]
  
="My KGB" by jvirdo, to the tune of "On the Rise"=
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"My KGB" by jvirdo, to the tune of "On the Rise"<br>
  
'''Mander:'''
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'''Mander:'''<br>
Any comrade with a brain</b>
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Any comrade with a brain<br>
Can see the KGB has gone insane
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Can see the KGB has gone insane<br>
On the other hand, I'd say
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On the other hand, I'd say<br>
That they have always been this way
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That they have always been this way<br>
You can squid if you don't care to abstain
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You can squid if you don't care to abstain<br>
  
Listen close to all of your exec
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Listen close to all of your exec<br>
And get more tangerines
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And get more tangerines<br>
Even clusterfolk come make the trek
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Even clusterfolk come make the trek<br>
To MM A14
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To MM A14<br>
 
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<br>
You'll find out this year's booth theme
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You'll find out this year's booth theme<br>
Groan and laugh at the puns and memes
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Groan and laugh at the puns and memes<br>
Anyone who yells
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Anyone who yells<br>
"I have a job!" is held
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"I have a job!" is held<br>
In high esteem
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In high esteem<br>
 
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<br>
'''Eforney:'''
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'''Eforney:'''<br>
Let's be clear
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Let's be clear<br>
Despite how geeky we appear
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Despite how geeky we appear<br>
We're not all CS majors here
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We're not all CS majors here<br>
Well, some of us are engineers
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Well, some of us are engineers<br>
 
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<br>
Do you believe that roofs and steam tunnels exist?
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Do you believe that roofs and steam tunnels exist?<br>
Not at CMU
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Not at CMU<br>
No way to get there, we insist
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No way to get there, we insist<br>
We haven't got a clue
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We haven't got a clue<br>
 
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<br>
In time, you'll see you forgot
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In time, you'll see you forgot<br>
The committees that you have bought
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The committees that you have bought<br>
And it's plain to see, you'll love the KGB
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And it's plain to see, you'll love the KGB<br>
Like it or not
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Like it or not<br>
 
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<br>
[duet]
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[duet]<br>
'''Mander:'''
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'''Mander:'''<br>
I've got way too much to do                                
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I've got way too much to do<br>                           
Interp, Calculus, and Concepts, too
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Interp, Calculus, and Concepts, too<br>
My homework is everywhere
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My homework is everywhere<br>
And I'm doing my best to care
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And I'm doing my best to care<br>
But I would much rather hang around with you
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But I would much rather hang around with you<br>
 
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<br>
Can't miss out on any one event
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Can't miss out on any one event<br>
Don't want to miss the fun
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Don't want to miss the fun<br>
But I'm worried about my grade percent
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But I'm worried about my grade percent<br>
Dropping down to 1.
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Dropping down to 1.<br>
I cannot believe the time
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<br>
Did I really just waste my night?
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I cannot believe the time<br>
But it's plain to see
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Did I really just waste my night?<br>
Why I'm in KGB; they're friends for life
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But it's plain to see<br>
 
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Why I'm in KGB; they're friends for life<br>
'''Eforney:'''
 
Friday's here
 
Events are great to spend with peers
 
But I'm right at the point of tears
 
To think that I'll be gone next year
 
You should make sure
 
 
 
To come to all of our events
 
You'll have lots of fun
 
It won't cost you one more cent
 
To hang out until 1.
 
I cannot believe the time
 
Did I really just laugh all night?
 
Cause it's plain to see
 
People in KGB are friends for life
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
“Glisson’s Chorus” by jokeserver, to the tune of “Bad Horse Chorus”
 
 
 
'''Jboning:'''
 
Glisson, Glisson,
 
Glisson, Glisson,
 
He listens to your motions, the president Glisson,
 
He heard the new idea that you just motioned,
 
It first needs some discussion, so let the fun begin,
 
A heinous pun, some shout 'til hoarse,
 
(A reference to this show, of course)
 
 
 
A vote, a vote,
 
a vote, a vote!
 
The question has been called and now it's time to vote,
 
And once you win the auction then we might let you gloat,
 
But first if you're in favor, then say you're on a boat,
 
If opposed keep on your clothes
 
Or porno squid!
 
(abstains, those).
 
 
 
“Caring Change”  by jokeserver to the tune of “Caring Hand”
 
 
 
'''Labbot?:'''
 
Will you lend some caring change
 
And toss me sev'ral pennies
 
Nickels, dimes, or quarters, too
 
Just unwrap all your rolls, please
 
 
 
Clear the decks!
 
 
 
“A Man’s got to Buy” by zsparks, to the tune of “A Man’s Got To Do”
 
 
 
'''zsparks:'''
 
A man's gotta buy what a man's gotta buy
 
Don't make the bid if you can't pay a dime
 
Shouts and hollers
 
Zombie dollars
 
Into labbott's hands
 
Soon I'll control everything
 
Committees small and grand
 
 
 
'''Bswolf:'''
 
Stand back everyone, nothin' here to bid
 
Just my im'nent winning, right after porno squid
 
Yes, Dr. Quxuum's here, wallet overflowing, see?
 
And I'm gonna buy this committee!
 
A man's gotta buy what a man's gotta buy
 
I'm gonna bid this one up really high
 
The only doom that's looming is disbanding all that's left
 
So I'll give you a sec to cash my check.
 
 
 
'''jboning:'''
 
Thank you, money-man, I'm glad you think it's fun
 
To buy these committees away from everyone
 
We would be poor, we'd be all out of money
 
Thank you for giving to The KGB!
 
 
 
'''Bshttp://wiki.cmukgb.org/skins/common/images/button_bold.pngwolf:''' Don't worry about it-A man's gotta buy what a man's gotta buy
 
'''jboning:''' You bid far above
 
'''zsparks:''' Are you kidding?
 
 
 
'''Bswolf:''' I'm gonna bid this one up really high
 
'''jboning:''' I wonder what you're doctor of
 
'''zsparks:''' Whose hand were you watching? (stop ignoring my bids like that)
 
 
 
'''Bswolf:''' When you've got a job you can't stop - would I lie?
 
'''jboning:''' My Tartan's beating like a drum
 
'''zsparks:''' Did you notice that he's using plastic money?
 
 
 
'''Bswolf:''' If something needs buying, some new financial abuse
 
'''jboning:''' ...
 
'''zsparks:''' I bought the Van Committee! The winning bid is in my hand!
 
 
 
'''Bswolf:''' The only doom that's looming is if I don't clear the deck
 
'''jboning:''' ...Assuming you're gonna clear the deck
 
'''zsparks:''' Whatever.
 
 
 
'''Bswolf:''' So I'll give you a sec to cash this check.
 
'''jboning:''' Please give me a sec to cash this check.
 
'''Glisson:''' Real relevant announcements pertaining to the KGB as an organization CAROLYN!
 
 
 
“Keep on Coming” by Sarah to the tune of “Here’s a Story”
 
 
 
'''Sarah:'''
 
Here’s a story of a club
 
Whose name stands for nothing
 
Having lots of fun events
 
Where people will be going crazy
 
 
 
Even in the meetings craziness can be found
 
And every word that’s said brings
 
More debating
 
To new committees being formed
 
 
 
Doors replaced with windows
 
For entering a meeting
 
Committees are easy to buy
 
If someone does not outbid you
 
 
 
Everybody’s coming
 
What is that up on the board
 
And I got hit in the head by people
 
Throwing coins around, I don’t know why
 
 
 
So should I come to another meeting?
 
 
 
“Let’s Go Underground” by eforney to the tune of “Brand New Day”
 
 
 
'''Mander:'''
 
First you went on a CMU Tour
 
Well you thought it was cool and to campus were lured
 
By the stories they told cause they all seemed so charming
 
But my dear, listen here, the truth can be alarming because they
 
Don't tell the whole tale
 
 
 
'''Eforney:'''
 
We go Underground
 
And we set you straight
 
Because the lies they tell
 
Are something that we hate
 
We take you through buildings
 
Even brand new Gates
 
Let's go Underground
 
 
 
'''Mander:'''
 
The UC, as you see, could be modelled after Quake
 
Gesling Stadium, often it's more like Gesling Lake
 
Compass Rose points us Northish, a little bit askew
 
Donner Ditch, the basis for Crayola's Donner Blue
 
And all this has flooded
 
 
 
'''Eforney:'''
 
Go through Maggie Mo,
 
Scream in Posner Hall
 
Head toward CFA
 
Yeah, we can take you all
 
Through the corridors
 
But not the steam tunnels
 
We don't know 'bout them...
 
 
 
'''Mander:'''
 
The Fence, you see, has many histories
 
Don't look up, no one's on Doherty's roof
 
Baker/Porter slopes, but for factories, nope
 
It is totally for chairing, we swear it is the truth
 
 
 
'''Eforney:'''
 
Scaife, Wean, NSH
 
And to Gates we're bound
 
From fascist balconies
 
The stories will abound
 
Now up to The Cut
 
Please take that pole down
 
And don't let the grass drown
 
That's the Underground
 
 
 
"Get Board Get Carded" by mmeyerho to the tune of “Bad Horse Reprise”
 
 
 
'''Margaret:'''
 
Surrounded by the cards and game pieces galore,
 
There're so many things that you won't know what they're for
 
With ever so much to do it's sure you won't get bored
 
So confusing, just dive in
 
And know the object
 
Is to win
 
 
 
"Keep on Coming" by Sarah to the tune of “Here’s a Story”
 
 
 
'''Sarah:'''
 
Here’s a story of a club
 
Whose name stands for nothing
 
Having lots of fun events
 
Where people will be going crazy
 
 
 
Even in the meetings craziness can be found
 
And every word that’s said brings
 
More debating
 
To new committees being formed
 
 
 
Doors replaced with windows
 
For entering a meeting
 
Committees are easy to buy
 
If you have a zombie dollar or two
 
 
 
Anytime you come
 
There’s one new event on the board
 
And every one you see will keep on throwing
 
Coins down, be wary and duck down
 
 
 
So keep on coming to the meetings
 
 
 
 
 
"My Stun Wand" by jokeserver to the tune of “My Freeze Ray”
 
 
 
'''Paul:'''
 
CtFwS Day
 
See you there
 
In your base
 
Wandering
 
 
 
Want to say
 
"Toast" but I
 
have no wands
 
Anyway
 
 
 
'''Sarah:'''
 
With my stun wand I will
 
Stop
 
The world
 
With my stun wand I will
 
Find the time to
 
Find your flag and
 
 
 
'''Margaret:'''
 
Get some points
 
Win the game
 
Not get caught
 
That's the way
 
 
 
Sneaking in
 
Sneaking out
 
With your flag
 
Anyways
 
'''
 
Sarah:'''
 
With my stun wand I will
 
Stop
 
The chase
 
It's not a vengeance or a goomba
 
That's for larger groups
 
I just sneak in the hidden loops
 
 
 
And I'm the one to get that flag
 
Avoiding those who try to tag
 
I'll score some points for our team
 
And if I see Alarm, I'll scre-eam!
 
 
 
That's the plan
 
Stun the world
 
Get the flag
 
Then repeat
 
 
 
Love your flag
 
 
 
'''Margaret and Paul:'''
 
[spoken]
 
"What? ...Hey, an enemy!"
 
'''Sarah:'''
 
"..." [runs away]
 
 
 
"Slacking" by Mander to the tune of “Slipping”
 
 
 
'''Sarah:'''
 
Look at these people
 
amazing how sleep'll
 
get lost to the gaming.
 
No one to scold you,
 
but KGB told you,
 
of sites for time maiming.
 
 
 
'''Jboning:'''
 
Why can't they earn their own grades,
 
why can't they stay on task?
 
Is some refurnished source code,
 
really too much to ask?
 
But you bask in slacking,
 
I think you're slacking.
 
 
 
'''Paul:'''
 
Soon this behavior,
 
will surely engrave your
 
own repute for being,
 
a product-less worker,
 
a coffee break lurker,
 
from jobs you'll be fleeing.
 
 
 
'''Margaret:'''
 
Grace the event on Friday,
 
very soon you will find.
 
Being full bent on hangout,
 
staying with your own kind,
 
will hone your mind to slacking
 
KGB's slacking all day, so...
 
 
 
Go ahead, play once more!
 
Blame it on KGB.
 
One more hour, one more day,
 
who really cares?
 
 
 
'''Paul:'''
 
Make reports, ITR,
 
Do it with KGB.
 
Join a club, eat at trucks,
 
tiny time snares!
 
Then you'll see, all of these,
 
add up and overwhelm.
 
That's the straw, you're the back,
 
your life is ours.
 
 
 
'''Jboning:'''
 
You have guilt, but it's fun!
 
It is the KGB's turn,
 
Quit thinking that you will learn,
 
Your time for homework will burn! Burn!
 
(Yeah, doesn't stand for anything. Just K-G-Byeah, right) Burn!
 
 
 
'''Sarah:'''
 
Don't see my advisor,
 
good it would be wiser,
 
to keep him from knowing.
 
By my own admission,
 
now this org's tradition,
 
in my life is growing.
 
 
 
Here's to it growing....
 
 
 
 
 
Thaat's not a *good* grade....
 
 
 
"Everyone Is Useless" by jokeserver to the tune of “Everyone’s a Hero”
 
 
 
'''Bswolf:'''
 
Someday you'll ask us, honey
 
How to spend your youth
 
And we'll say help us make money
 
And sell yourself for booth
 
Give six hours of your free time
 
To the person who bid high
 
But even though they own you
 
You will still control your life
 
 
 
Everyone is useless in their own way
 
Everyone's got talents they can sell
 
Juggle, cook, or drive
 
Or teach someone to jive dance really well
 
Everyone is useless in their own way
 
As a slave but-mostly-legal way
 
 
 
'''Zsparks:'''
 
You could buy a chaffeur, I guess
 
(Yeah, we totally have those.)
 
Or one whom you can impress
 
With how well you can compose
 
If you have an awesome talent
 
Or can just put screws in holes
 
It's not enough to donate cash
 
You've got to sell your soul
 
 
 
Everyone is useless in their own way
 
Everyone's got money they won't miss
 
Bid up, pay up, and buy
 
And hope to hell that guy will not outbid
 
Everyone is useless in their own way
 
You and you and all exec and you
 
 
 
'''Mander:'''
 
I'm KGB's auctioneer
 
And I'm selling you young'uns
 
The highest bidder wins
 
And after that all yinz can pay for what you've won
 
 
 
Everybody!
 
 
 
Everyone is useless in their own way (we're useless too)
 
Everyone could use a brand new 'do (we'll bid on you!)
 
Be sure to pay a lot
 
We will need all we've got to build our booth
 
Everyone is useless in their own way (we're useless too)
 
Now let's start the bidding at 10!
 
 
 
"Throwing Change" by jokeserver to the tune of “Caring Change”
 
 
 
'''Labbott?:'''
 
Will you lend some caring change
 
And toss me sev'ral pennies
 
Nickels, dimes, or quarters, too
 
Just unwrap all your rolls, please
 
 
 
Clear the decks!
 
 
 
“A Man’s got to Buy” by zsparks, to the tune of “A Man’s Got To Do”
 
 
 
'''zsparks:'''
 
A man's gotta buy what a man's gotta buy
 
Don't make the bid if you can't pay a dime
 
Shouts and hollers
 
Zombie dollars
 
Into labbott's hands
 
Soon I'll control everything
 
Committees small and grand
 
 
 
'''Bswolf:'''
 
Stand back everyone, nothin' here to bid
 
Just my im'nent winning, right after porno squid
 
Yes, Dr. Quxuum's here, wallet overflowing, see?
 
And I'm gonna buy this committee!
 
A man's gotta buy what a man's gotta buy
 
I'm gonna bid this one up really high
 
The only doom that's looming is disbanding all that's left
 
So I'll give you a sec to cash my check.
 
 
 
"Elections" by eforney to the tunes of “So They Say”
 
 
 
'''Paul:'''
 
So they say that he may run for President
 
I think that he would do a good job of it
 
 
 
'''Jboning:'''
 
Me too
 
 
 
'''Maragert:'''
 
So they say she wants RecSec
 
 
 
'''Margaret/Sarah:'''
 
How appropriate!
 
 
 
'''Sarah:'''
 
She types fast
 
 
 
'''Bswolf:'''
 
So they say she'll try Sergeant At Arms
 
If she doesn't get 2Veep, back up plan
 
 
 
'''zsparks:'''
 
Contingency!
 
 
 
'''Currect Exec:'''
 
It's time for elections
 
 
 
'''Jboning:'''
 
So they say
 
 
 
'''Glisson:'''
 
Because it's almost May
 
  
 
'''Eforney:'''
 
'''Eforney:'''
Post your platforms to the bboard very soon
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Friday's here<br>
 
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Events are great to spend with peers<br>
'''Glisson:'''
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But I'm right at the point of tears<br>
This week...
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To think that I'll be gone next year<br>
 
+
You should make sure<br>
'''Jboning:'''
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<br>
Today!
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To come to all of our events<br>
 
+
You'll have lots of fun<br>
'''Paul:'''
+
It won't cost you one more cent<br>
So they say he wants CorSec
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To hang out until 1.<br>
 
 
'''Margaret:'''
 
They say he won't publish often
 
And doesn't write well
 
We have a—
 
 
 
'''Paul/Margaret:'''
 
--problem with him
 
 
 
'''Paul:'''
 
So we won't vote
 
  
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I cannot believe the time<br>
 +
Did I really just laugh all night?<br>
 +
Cause it's plain to see<br>
 +
People in KGB are friends for life <br>
 +
<br>
 +
“Glisson’s Chorus” by jokeserver, to the tune of “Bad Horse Chorus”<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Jboning:'''<br>
 +
Glisson, Glisson,<br>
 +
Glisson, Glisson,<br>
 +
He listens to your motions, the president Glisson,<br>
 +
He heard the new idea that you just motioned,<br>
 +
It first needs some discussion, so let the fun begin,<br>
 +
A heinous pun, some shout 'til hoarse,<br>
 +
(A reference to this show, of course)<br>
 +
<br>
 +
A vote, a vote,<br>
 +
a vote, a vote!<br>
 +
The question has been called and now it's time to vote,<br>
 +
And once you win the auction then we might let you gloat,<br>
 +
But first if you're in favor, then say you're on a boat,<br>
 +
If opposed keep on your clothes<br>
 +
Or porno squid!<br>
 +
(abstains, those).<br>
 +
<br>
 +
“Caring Change”  by jokeserver to the tune of “Caring Hand”<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Labbot?:'''<br>
 +
Will you lend some caring change<br>
 +
And toss me sev'ral pennies<br>
 +
Nickels, dimes, or quarters, too<br>
 +
Just unwrap all your rolls, please<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Clear the decks!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
“A Man’s got to Buy” by zsparks, to the tune of “A Man’s Got To Do”<br>
 +
<br>
 
'''zsparks:'''
 
'''zsparks:'''
This is so nice  
+
A man's gotta buy what a man's gotta buy<br>
A voting system we only count twice  
+
Don't make the bid if you can't pay a dime<br>
Unless it's really a close call  
+
Shouts and hollers<br>
Then we might count a third time
+
Zombie dollars<br>
 
+
Into labbott's hands<br>
'''Zsparks/exec:'''
+
Soon I'll control everything<br>
Or still a fourth time!
+
Committees small and grand<br>
 
+
<br>
'''Bswolf:'''
+
'''Bswolf:'''<br>
Exec's perfect for me  
+
Stand back everyone, nothin' here to bid<br>
So they say  
+
Just my im'nent winning, right after porno squid<br>
But it's too late anyway  
+
Yes, Dr. Quxuum's here, wallet overflowing, see?<br>
As a senior, leaving means  
+
And I'm gonna buy this committee!<br>
I cannot run, I'm sad to say
+
A man's gotta buy what a man's gotta buy<br>
 
+
I'm gonna bid this one up really high<br>
'''Exec:'''
+
The only doom that's looming is disbanding all that's left<br>
There's no exec spot left  
+
So I'll give you a sec to cash my check.<br>
So they say
+
<br>
 
+
'''jboning:'''<br>
'''Glisson:'''
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Thank you, money-man, I'm glad you think it's fun<br>
For some of you anyway
+
To buy these committees away from everyone<br>
 
+
We would be poor, we'd be all out of money<br>
'''Jboning:'''
+
Thank you for giving to The KGB!<br>
Please do not be bitter
+
<br>
 
+
'''Bswolf:''' Don't worry about it-A man's gotta buy what a man's gotta buy<br>
'''Eforney/Glisson:'''
+
'''jboning:''' You bid far above<br>
We still want you to stay!
+
'''zsparks:''' Are you kidding?<br>
 
+
<br>
'''zsparks:'''
+
'''Bswolf:''' I'm gonna bid this one up really high<br>
This is your new exec board
+
'''jboning:''' I wonder what you're doctor of<br>
 
+
'''zsparks:''' Whose hand were you watching? (stop ignoring my bids like that)<br>
'''Zsparks/Exec:'''
+
<br>
See you next year!
+
'''Bswolf:''' When you've got a job you can't stop - would I lie?<br>
 
+
'''jboning:''' My Tartan's beating like a drum<br>
"KGB Forever" by jokeserver to the tune of “Finale”
+
'''zsparks:''' Did you notice that he's using plastic money?<br>
 
+
<br>
'''Bswolf:'''
+
'''Bswolf:''' If something needs buying, some new financial abuse<br>
Here meets KGB
+
'''jboning:''' ...<br>
An org to which I pay my dues
+
'''zsparks:''' I bought the Van Committee! The winning bid is in my hand!<br>
So that I get to choose
+
<br>
Who exec will be
+
'''Bswolf:''' The only doom that's looming is if I don't clear the deck<br>
(KGB Forever)
+
'''jboning:''' ...Assuming you're gonna clear the deck<br>
It won't be me...
+
'''zsparks:''' Whatever.<br>
 
+
<br>
So you want this role
+
'''Bswolf:''' So I'll give you a sec to cash this check.<br>
So you think you should be the pres
+
'''jboning:''' Please give me a sec to cash this check.<br>
And clean up all this mess
+
'''Glisson:''' Real relevant announcements pertaining to the KGB as an organization CAROLYN! <br>
They hope you will be bold
+
<br>
(KGB Forever)
+
“Keep on Coming” by Sarah to the tune of “Here’s a Story”<br>
And now we vote
+
<br>
 
+
'''Sarah:'''<br>
Now the tally's done!
+
Here’s a story of a club<br>
Now our new president is here!
+
Whose name stands for nothing<br>
To lead us all next year
+
Having lots of fun events<br>
Salute 'em cause it's fun
+
Where people will be going crazy<br>
(KGB Forever)
+
<br>
And I won't run...
+
Even in the meetings craziness can be found<br>
Again
+
And every word that’s said brings<br>
 +
More debating<br>
 +
To new committees being formed<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Doors replaced with windows<br>
 +
For entering a meeting<br>
 +
Committees are easy to buy<br>
 +
If someone does not outbid you<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Everybody’s coming<br>
 +
What is that up on the board<br>
 +
And I got hit in the head by people <br>
 +
Throwing coins around, I don’t know why<br>
 +
<br>
 +
So should I come to another meeting?<br>
 +
<br>
 +
“Let’s Go Underground” by eforney to the tune of “Brand New Day”<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Mander:'''<br>
 +
First you went on a CMU Tour<br>
 +
Well you thought it was cool and to campus were lured<br>
 +
By the stories they told cause they all seemed so charming<br>
 +
But my dear, listen here, the truth can be alarming because they<br>
 +
Don't tell the whole tale<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Eforney:'''<br>
 +
We go Underground<br>
 +
And we set you straight<br>
 +
Because the lies they tell<br>
 +
Are something that we hate<br>
 +
We take you through buildings<br>
 +
Even brand new Gates<br>
 +
Let's go Underground<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Mander:'''<br>
 +
The UC, as you see, could be modelled after Quake<br>
 +
Gesling Stadium, often it's more like Gesling Lake<br>
 +
Compass Rose points us Northish, a little bit askew<br>
 +
Donner Ditch, the basis for Crayola's Donner Blue<br>
 +
And all this has flooded<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Eforney:'''<br>
 +
Go through Maggie Mo,<br>
 +
Scream in Posner Hall<br>
 +
Head toward CFA<br>
 +
Yeah, we can take you all<br>
 +
Through the corridors<br>
 +
But not the steam tunnels<br>
 +
We don't know 'bout them...<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Mander:'''<br>
 +
The Fence, you see, has many histories<br>
 +
Don't look up, no one's on Doherty's roof<br>
 +
Baker/Porter slopes, but for factories, nope<br>
 +
It is totally for chairing, we swear it is the truth<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Eforney:'''<br>
 +
Scaife, Wean, NSH<br>
 +
And to Gates we're bound<br>
 +
From fascist balconies<br>
 +
The stories will abound<br>
 +
Now up to The Cut<br>
 +
Please take that pole down<br>
 +
And don't let the grass drown<br>
 +
That's the Underground<br>
 +
<br>
 +
"Get Board Get Carded" by mmeyerho to the tune of “Bad Horse Reprise”<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Margaret:'''<br>
 +
Surrounded by the cards and game pieces galore,<br>
 +
There're so many things that you won't know what they're for<br>
 +
With ever so much to do it's sure you won't get bored<br>
 +
So confusing, just dive in<br>
 +
And know the object<br>
 +
Is to win<br>
 +
<br>
 +
"Keep on Coming" by Sarah to the tune of “Here’s a Story”<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Sarah:'''<br>
 +
Here’s a story of a club<br>
 +
Whose name stands for nothing<br>
 +
Having lots of fun events<br>
 +
Where people will be going crazy<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Even in the meetings craziness can be found<br>
 +
And every word that’s said brings<br>
 +
More debating<br>
 +
To new committees being formed<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Doors replaced with windows<br>
 +
For entering a meeting<br>
 +
Committees are easy to buy<br>
 +
If you have a zombie dollar or two<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Anytime you come<br>
 +
There’s one new event on the board<br>
 +
And every one you see will keep on throwing<br>
 +
Coins down, be wary and duck down<br>
 +
<br>
 +
So keep on coming to the meetings<br>
 +
<br>
 +
"My Stun Wand" by jokeserver to the tune of “My Freeze Ray”<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Paul:'''<br>
 +
CtFwS Day <br>
 +
See you there<br>
 +
In your base<br>
 +
Wandering<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Want to say<br>
 +
"Toast" but I<br>
 +
have no wands<br>
 +
Anyway<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Sarah:'''<br>
 +
With my stun wand I will<br>
 +
Stop<br>
 +
The world<br>
 +
With my stun wand I will<br>
 +
Find the time to<br>
 +
Find your flag and<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Margaret:'''<br>
 +
Get some points<br>
 +
Win the game<br>
 +
Not get caught<br>
 +
That's the way<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Sneaking in<br>
 +
Sneaking out<br>
 +
With your flag<br>
 +
Anyways<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Sarah:'''<br>
 +
With my stun wand I will<br>
 +
Stop<br>
 +
The chase<br>
 +
It's not a vengeance or a goomba<br>
 +
That's for larger groups<br>
 +
I just sneak in the hidden loops<br>
 +
<br>
 +
And I'm the one to get that flag<br>
 +
Avoiding those who try to tag<br>
 +
I'll score some points for our team<br>
 +
And if I see Alarm, I'll scre-eam!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
That's the plan<br>
 +
Stun the world<br>
 +
Get the flag<br>
 +
Then repeat<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Love your flag<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Margaret and Paul:'''<br>
 +
[spoken]<br>
 +
"What? ...Hey, an enemy!"<br>
 +
'''Sarah:'''<br>
 +
"..." [runs away]<br>
 +
<br>
 +
"Slacking" by Mander to the tune of “Slipping”<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Sarah:'''<br>
 +
Look at these people<br>
 +
amazing how sleep'll<br>
 +
get lost to the gaming.<br>
 +
No one to scold you,<br>
 +
but KGB told you,<br>
 +
of sites for time maiming.<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Jboning:'''<br>
 +
Why can't they earn their own grades,<br>
 +
why can't they stay on task?<br>
 +
Is some refurnished source code,<br>
 +
really too much to ask?<br>
 +
But you bask in slacking,<br>
 +
I think you're slacking.<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Paul:'''<br>
 +
Soon this behavior,<br>
 +
will surely engrave your<br>
 +
own repute for being,<br>
 +
a product-less worker,<br>
 +
a coffee break lurker,<br>
 +
from jobs you'll be fleeing.<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Margaret:'''<br>
 +
Grace the event on Friday,<br>
 +
very soon you will find.<br>
 +
Being full bent on hangout,<br>
 +
staying with your own kind,<br>
 +
will hone your mind to slacking<br>
 +
KGB's slacking all day, so...<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Go ahead, play once more!<br>
 +
Blame it on KGB.<br>
 +
One more hour, one more day,<br>
 +
who really cares?<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Paul:'''<br>
 +
Make reports, ITR,<br>
 +
Do it with KGB.<br>
 +
Join a club, eat at trucks,<br>
 +
tiny time snares!<br>
 +
Then you'll see, all of these,<br>
 +
add up and overwhelm.<br>
 +
That's the straw, you're the back,<br>
 +
your life is ours.<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Jboning:'''<br>
 +
You have guilt, but it's fun!<br>
 +
It is the KGB's turn,<br>
 +
Quit thinking that you will learn,<br>
 +
Your time for homework will burn! Burn!<br>
 +
(Yeah, doesn't stand for anything. Just K-G-Byeah, right) Burn!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Sarah:'''<br>
 +
Don't see my advisor,<br>
 +
good it would be wiser,<br>
 +
to keep him from knowing.<br>
 +
By my own admission,<br>
 +
now this org's tradition,<br>
 +
in my life is growing.<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Here's to it growing....<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Thaat's not a *good* grade....<br>
 +
<br>
 +
"Everyone Is Useless" by jokeserver to the tune of “Everyone’s a Hero”<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Bswolf:'''<br>
 +
Someday you'll ask us, honey<br>
 +
How to spend your youth<br>
 +
And we'll say help us make money<br>
 +
And sell yourself for booth<br>
 +
Give six hours of your free time<br>
 +
To the person who bid high<br>
 +
But even though they own you<br>
 +
You will still control your life<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Everyone is useless in their own way<br>
 +
Everyone's got talents they can sell<br>
 +
Juggle, cook, or drive<br>
 +
Or teach someone to jive dance really well<br>
 +
Everyone is useless in their own way<br>
 +
As a slave but-mostly-legal way<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Zsparks:'''<br>
 +
You could buy a chaffeur, I guess<br>
 +
(Yeah, we totally have those.)<br>
 +
Or one whom you can impress<br>
 +
With how well you can compose<br>
 +
If you have an awesome talent<br>
 +
Or can just put screws in holes<br>
 +
It's not enough to donate cash<br>
 +
You've got to sell your soul<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Everyone is useless in their own way<br>
 +
Everyone's got money they won't miss<br>
 +
Bid up, pay up, and buy<br>
 +
And hope to hell that guy will not outbid<br>
 +
Everyone is useless in their own way<br>
 +
You and you and all exec and you<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Mander:'''<br>
 +
I'm KGB's auctioneer<br>
 +
And I'm selling you young'uns<br>
 +
The highest bidder wins<br>
 +
And after that all yinz can pay for what you've won<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Everybody!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Everyone is useless in their own way (we're useless too)<br>
 +
Everyone could use a brand new 'do (we'll bid on you!)<br>
 +
Be sure to pay a lot<br>
 +
We will need all we've got to build our booth<br>
 +
Everyone is useless in their own way (we're useless too)<br>
 +
Now let's start the bidding at 10!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
"Throwing Change" by jokeserver to the tune of “Caring Change”<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Labbott?:'''<br>
 +
Will you lend some caring change<br>
 +
And toss me sev'ral pennies<br>
 +
Nickels, dimes, or quarters, too<br>
 +
Just unwrap all your rolls, please<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Clear the decks!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
“A Man’s got to Buy” by zsparks, to the tune of “A Man’s Got To Do”<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''zsparks:'''<br>
 +
A man's gotta buy, what a man's gotta buy<br>
 +
Don't make the bid if you can't pay a dime<br>
 +
Shouts and hollers<br>
 +
Zombie dollars<br>
 +
Into labbott's hands<br>
 +
Soon I'll control everything<br>
 +
Committees small and grand<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Bswolf:'''<br>
 +
Stand back everyone, nothin' here to bid<br>
 +
Just my im'nent winning, right after porno squid<br>
 +
Yes, Dr. Quxuum's here, wallet overflowing, see?<br>
 +
And I'm gonna buy this committee!<br>
 +
A man's gotta buy what a man's gotta buy<br>
 +
I'm gonna bid this one up really high<br>
 +
The only doom that's looming is disbanding all that's left<br>
 +
So I'll give you a sec to cash my check.<br>
 +
<br>
 +
"Elections" by eforney to the tunes of “So They Say”<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Paul:'''<br>
 +
So they say that he may run for President <br>
 +
I think that he would do a good job of it<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Jboning:'''<br>
 +
Me too<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Maragert:'''<br>
 +
So they say she wants RecSec<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Margaret/Sarah:'''<br>
 +
How appropriate!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Sarah:'''<br>
 +
She types fast<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Bswolf:'''<br>
 +
So they say she'll try Sergeant At Arms<br>
 +
If she doesn't get 2Veep, back up plan<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''zsparks:'''<br>
 +
Contingency!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Currect Exec:'''<br>
 +
It's time for elections<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Jboning:'''<br>
 +
So they say<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Glisson:'''<br>
 +
Because it's almost May<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Eforney:'''<br>
 +
Post your platforms to the bboard very soon<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Glisson:'''<br>
 +
This week...<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Jboning:'''<br>
 +
Today!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Paul:'''<br>
 +
So they say he wants CorSec<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Margaret:'''<br>
 +
They say he won't publish often<br>
 +
And doesn't write well <br>
 +
We have a—<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Paul/Margaret:'''<br>
 +
--problem with him<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Paul:'''<br>
 +
So we won't vote<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''zsparks:'''<br>
 +
This is so nice <br>
 +
A voting system we only count twice <br>
 +
Unless it's really a close call <br>
 +
Then we might count a third time<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Zsparks/exec:'''<br>
 +
Or still a fourth time!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Bswolf:'''<br>
 +
Exec's perfect for me <br>
 +
So they say <br>
 +
But it's too late anyway <br>
 +
As a senior, leaving means <br>
 +
I cannot run, I'm sad to say<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Exec:'''<br>
 +
There's no exec spot left <br>
 +
So they say<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Glisson:'''<br>
 +
For some of you anyway<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Jboning:'''<br>
 +
Please do not be bitter<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Eforney/Glisson:'''<br>
 +
We still want you to stay!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''zsparks:'''<br>
 +
This is your new exec board<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Zsparks/Exec:'''<br>
 +
See you next year!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
"KGB Forever" by jokeserver to the tune of “Finale”<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'''Bswolf:'''<br>
 +
Here meets KGB<br>
 +
An org to which I pay my dues<br>
 +
So that I get to choose<br>
 +
Who exec will be<br>
 +
(KGB Forever)<br>
 +
It won't be me...<br>
 +
<br>
 +
So you want this role<br>
 +
So you think you should be the pres<br>
 +
And clean up all this mess<br>
 +
They hope you will be bold<br>
 +
(KGB Forever)<br>
 +
And now we vote<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Now the tally's done!<br>
 +
Now our new president is here!<br>
 +
To lead us all next year<br>
 +
Salute 'em cause it's fun<br>
 +
(KGB Forever)<br>
 +
And I won't run...<br>
 +
Again<br>

Revision as of 22:05, 8 December 2009

This was a collaborative effort on the bboard during the week before KGB Digs Its Own Grave 2009.

KGB's Sing-along Blog Planning

"My KGB" by jvirdo, to the tune of "On the Rise"

Mander:
Any comrade with a brain
Can see the KGB has gone insane
On the other hand, I'd say
That they have always been this way
You can squid if you don't care to abstain

Listen close to all of your exec
And get more tangerines
Even clusterfolk come make the trek
To MM A14

You'll find out this year's booth theme
Groan and laugh at the puns and memes
Anyone who yells
"I have a job!" is held
In high esteem

Eforney:
Let's be clear
Despite how geeky we appear
We're not all CS majors here
Well, some of us are engineers

Do you believe that roofs and steam tunnels exist?
Not at CMU
No way to get there, we insist
We haven't got a clue

In time, you'll see you forgot
The committees that you have bought
And it's plain to see, you'll love the KGB
Like it or not

[duet]
Mander:
I've got way too much to do
Interp, Calculus, and Concepts, too
My homework is everywhere
And I'm doing my best to care
But I would much rather hang around with you

Can't miss out on any one event
Don't want to miss the fun
But I'm worried about my grade percent
Dropping down to 1.

I cannot believe the time
Did I really just waste my night?
But it's plain to see
Why I'm in KGB; they're friends for life

Eforney: Friday's here
Events are great to spend with peers
But I'm right at the point of tears
To think that I'll be gone next year
You should make sure

To come to all of our events
You'll have lots of fun
It won't cost you one more cent
To hang out until 1.

I cannot believe the time
Did I really just laugh all night?
Cause it's plain to see
People in KGB are friends for life

“Glisson’s Chorus” by jokeserver, to the tune of “Bad Horse Chorus”

Jboning:
Glisson, Glisson,
Glisson, Glisson,
He listens to your motions, the president Glisson,
He heard the new idea that you just motioned,
It first needs some discussion, so let the fun begin,
A heinous pun, some shout 'til hoarse,
(A reference to this show, of course)

A vote, a vote,
a vote, a vote!
The question has been called and now it's time to vote,
And once you win the auction then we might let you gloat,
But first if you're in favor, then say you're on a boat,
If opposed keep on your clothes
Or porno squid!
(abstains, those).

“Caring Change” by jokeserver to the tune of “Caring Hand”

Labbot?:
Will you lend some caring change
And toss me sev'ral pennies
Nickels, dimes, or quarters, too
Just unwrap all your rolls, please

Clear the decks!

“A Man’s got to Buy” by zsparks, to the tune of “A Man’s Got To Do”

zsparks: A man's gotta buy what a man's gotta buy
Don't make the bid if you can't pay a dime
Shouts and hollers
Zombie dollars
Into labbott's hands
Soon I'll control everything
Committees small and grand

Bswolf:
Stand back everyone, nothin' here to bid
Just my im'nent winning, right after porno squid
Yes, Dr. Quxuum's here, wallet overflowing, see?
And I'm gonna buy this committee!
A man's gotta buy what a man's gotta buy
I'm gonna bid this one up really high
The only doom that's looming is disbanding all that's left
So I'll give you a sec to cash my check.

jboning:
Thank you, money-man, I'm glad you think it's fun
To buy these committees away from everyone
We would be poor, we'd be all out of money
Thank you for giving to The KGB!

Bswolf: Don't worry about it-A man's gotta buy what a man's gotta buy
jboning: You bid far above
zsparks: Are you kidding?

Bswolf: I'm gonna bid this one up really high
jboning: I wonder what you're doctor of
zsparks: Whose hand were you watching? (stop ignoring my bids like that)

Bswolf: When you've got a job you can't stop - would I lie?
jboning: My Tartan's beating like a drum
zsparks: Did you notice that he's using plastic money?

Bswolf: If something needs buying, some new financial abuse
jboning: ...
zsparks: I bought the Van Committee! The winning bid is in my hand!

Bswolf: The only doom that's looming is if I don't clear the deck
jboning: ...Assuming you're gonna clear the deck
zsparks: Whatever.

Bswolf: So I'll give you a sec to cash this check.
jboning: Please give me a sec to cash this check.
Glisson: Real relevant announcements pertaining to the KGB as an organization CAROLYN!

“Keep on Coming” by Sarah to the tune of “Here’s a Story”

Sarah:
Here’s a story of a club
Whose name stands for nothing
Having lots of fun events
Where people will be going crazy

Even in the meetings craziness can be found
And every word that’s said brings
More debating
To new committees being formed

Doors replaced with windows
For entering a meeting
Committees are easy to buy
If someone does not outbid you

Everybody’s coming
What is that up on the board
And I got hit in the head by people
Throwing coins around, I don’t know why

So should I come to another meeting?

“Let’s Go Underground” by eforney to the tune of “Brand New Day”

Mander:
First you went on a CMU Tour
Well you thought it was cool and to campus were lured
By the stories they told cause they all seemed so charming
But my dear, listen here, the truth can be alarming because they
Don't tell the whole tale

Eforney:
We go Underground
And we set you straight
Because the lies they tell
Are something that we hate
We take you through buildings
Even brand new Gates
Let's go Underground

Mander:
The UC, as you see, could be modelled after Quake
Gesling Stadium, often it's more like Gesling Lake
Compass Rose points us Northish, a little bit askew
Donner Ditch, the basis for Crayola's Donner Blue
And all this has flooded

Eforney:
Go through Maggie Mo,
Scream in Posner Hall
Head toward CFA
Yeah, we can take you all
Through the corridors
But not the steam tunnels
We don't know 'bout them...

Mander:
The Fence, you see, has many histories
Don't look up, no one's on Doherty's roof
Baker/Porter slopes, but for factories, nope
It is totally for chairing, we swear it is the truth

Eforney:
Scaife, Wean, NSH
And to Gates we're bound
From fascist balconies
The stories will abound
Now up to The Cut
Please take that pole down
And don't let the grass drown
That's the Underground

"Get Board Get Carded" by mmeyerho to the tune of “Bad Horse Reprise”

Margaret:
Surrounded by the cards and game pieces galore,
There're so many things that you won't know what they're for
With ever so much to do it's sure you won't get bored
So confusing, just dive in
And know the object
Is to win

"Keep on Coming" by Sarah to the tune of “Here’s a Story”

Sarah:
Here’s a story of a club
Whose name stands for nothing
Having lots of fun events
Where people will be going crazy

Even in the meetings craziness can be found
And every word that’s said brings
More debating
To new committees being formed

Doors replaced with windows
For entering a meeting
Committees are easy to buy
If you have a zombie dollar or two

Anytime you come
There’s one new event on the board
And every one you see will keep on throwing
Coins down, be wary and duck down

So keep on coming to the meetings

"My Stun Wand" by jokeserver to the tune of “My Freeze Ray”

Paul:
CtFwS Day
See you there
In your base
Wandering

Want to say
"Toast" but I
have no wands
Anyway

Sarah:
With my stun wand I will
Stop
The world
With my stun wand I will
Find the time to
Find your flag and

Margaret:
Get some points
Win the game
Not get caught
That's the way

Sneaking in
Sneaking out
With your flag
Anyways

Sarah:
With my stun wand I will
Stop
The chase
It's not a vengeance or a goomba
That's for larger groups
I just sneak in the hidden loops

And I'm the one to get that flag
Avoiding those who try to tag
I'll score some points for our team
And if I see Alarm, I'll scre-eam!

That's the plan
Stun the world
Get the flag
Then repeat

Love your flag

Margaret and Paul:
[spoken]
"What? ...Hey, an enemy!"
Sarah:
"..." [runs away]

"Slacking" by Mander to the tune of “Slipping”

Sarah:
Look at these people
amazing how sleep'll
get lost to the gaming.
No one to scold you,
but KGB told you,
of sites for time maiming.

Jboning:
Why can't they earn their own grades,
why can't they stay on task?
Is some refurnished source code,
really too much to ask?
But you bask in slacking,
I think you're slacking.

Paul:
Soon this behavior,
will surely engrave your
own repute for being,
a product-less worker,
a coffee break lurker,
from jobs you'll be fleeing.

Margaret:
Grace the event on Friday,
very soon you will find.
Being full bent on hangout,
staying with your own kind,
will hone your mind to slacking
KGB's slacking all day, so...

Go ahead, play once more!
Blame it on KGB.
One more hour, one more day,
who really cares?

Paul:
Make reports, ITR,
Do it with KGB.
Join a club, eat at trucks,
tiny time snares!
Then you'll see, all of these,
add up and overwhelm.
That's the straw, you're the back,
your life is ours.

Jboning:
You have guilt, but it's fun!
It is the KGB's turn,
Quit thinking that you will learn,
Your time for homework will burn! Burn!
(Yeah, doesn't stand for anything. Just K-G-Byeah, right) Burn!

Sarah:
Don't see my advisor,
good it would be wiser,
to keep him from knowing.
By my own admission,
now this org's tradition,
in my life is growing.

Here's to it growing....

Thaat's not a *good* grade....

"Everyone Is Useless" by jokeserver to the tune of “Everyone’s a Hero”

Bswolf:
Someday you'll ask us, honey
How to spend your youth
And we'll say help us make money
And sell yourself for booth
Give six hours of your free time
To the person who bid high
But even though they own you
You will still control your life

Everyone is useless in their own way
Everyone's got talents they can sell
Juggle, cook, or drive
Or teach someone to jive dance really well
Everyone is useless in their own way
As a slave but-mostly-legal way

Zsparks:
You could buy a chaffeur, I guess
(Yeah, we totally have those.)
Or one whom you can impress
With how well you can compose
If you have an awesome talent
Or can just put screws in holes
It's not enough to donate cash
You've got to sell your soul

Everyone is useless in their own way
Everyone's got money they won't miss
Bid up, pay up, and buy
And hope to hell that guy will not outbid
Everyone is useless in their own way
You and you and all exec and you

Mander:
I'm KGB's auctioneer
And I'm selling you young'uns
The highest bidder wins
And after that all yinz can pay for what you've won

Everybody!

Everyone is useless in their own way (we're useless too)
Everyone could use a brand new 'do (we'll bid on you!)
Be sure to pay a lot
We will need all we've got to build our booth
Everyone is useless in their own way (we're useless too)
Now let's start the bidding at 10!

"Throwing Change" by jokeserver to the tune of “Caring Change”

Labbott?:
Will you lend some caring change
And toss me sev'ral pennies
Nickels, dimes, or quarters, too
Just unwrap all your rolls, please

Clear the decks!

“A Man’s got to Buy” by zsparks, to the tune of “A Man’s Got To Do”

zsparks:
A man's gotta buy, what a man's gotta buy
Don't make the bid if you can't pay a dime
Shouts and hollers
Zombie dollars
Into labbott's hands
Soon I'll control everything
Committees small and grand

Bswolf:
Stand back everyone, nothin' here to bid
Just my im'nent winning, right after porno squid
Yes, Dr. Quxuum's here, wallet overflowing, see?
And I'm gonna buy this committee!
A man's gotta buy what a man's gotta buy
I'm gonna bid this one up really high
The only doom that's looming is disbanding all that's left
So I'll give you a sec to cash my check.

"Elections" by eforney to the tunes of “So They Say”

Paul:
So they say that he may run for President
I think that he would do a good job of it

Jboning:
Me too

Maragert:
So they say she wants RecSec

Margaret/Sarah:
How appropriate!

Sarah:
She types fast

Bswolf:
So they say she'll try Sergeant At Arms
If she doesn't get 2Veep, back up plan

zsparks:
Contingency!

Currect Exec:
It's time for elections

Jboning:
So they say

Glisson:
Because it's almost May

Eforney:
Post your platforms to the bboard very soon

Glisson:
This week...

Jboning:
Today!

Paul:
So they say he wants CorSec

Margaret:
They say he won't publish often
And doesn't write well
We have a—

Paul/Margaret:
--problem with him

Paul:
So we won't vote

zsparks:
This is so nice
A voting system we only count twice
Unless it's really a close call
Then we might count a third time

Zsparks/exec:
Or still a fourth time!

Bswolf:
Exec's perfect for me
So they say
But it's too late anyway
As a senior, leaving means
I cannot run, I'm sad to say

Exec:
There's no exec spot left
So they say

Glisson:
For some of you anyway

Jboning:
Please do not be bitter

Eforney/Glisson:
We still want you to stay!

zsparks:
This is your new exec board

Zsparks/Exec:
See you next year!

"KGB Forever" by jokeserver to the tune of “Finale”

Bswolf:
Here meets KGB
An org to which I pay my dues
So that I get to choose
Who exec will be
(KGB Forever)
It won't be me...

So you want this role
So you think you should be the pres
And clean up all this mess
They hope you will be bold
(KGB Forever)
And now we vote

Now the tally's done!
Now our new president is here!
To lead us all next year
Salute 'em cause it's fun
(KGB Forever)
And I won't run...
Again