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Officer Reports
 
Jboning:
 
it was his birthday - no longer a teenager
 
is getting sued for hitting a little girl with his car
 
Eforney:
 
went to two formal dances in a row
 
lots of work
 
new people!
 
    Ellen, CivE from Baltimore, likes dogs
 
    Deanna, bagger from Pittsburgh, had a turkey sandwich
 
    Lauren, voice major from wash. state, has an ordinary fascination with animals
 
Zsparks:
 
workdeathing
 
no event - he IS the event
 
EVENT!
 
end-of-year picnic in Farpark
 
Arsenij:
 
Got a corsec email about what he's supposed to do
 
More reading than everything in class so far
 
Twright:
 
Not enough sleep, lots of work
 
Maybe wearing pants
 
Scorri:
 
Raining, which was sad; cloak which was happy
 
Made money at useless people
 
Bubbles:
 
was terrified by throwing money
 
went to useless stuff - purchased hula hoop
 
OC training, which was boring (with FIRE?)
 
 
Committees
 
Frozen wasteland committee - thunder is awesome
 
Destroy everything committee - not enough boobquake people
 
Romance novel committee - read some disgusting romance novel
 
Pop Occultism committee - read some fortune cookie fortunes
 
Time Travel Committee - congrats to Jboning
 
251 Torture Committee w/Ditto committee - every NP-complete problem is
 
    awesome with pokemon
 
Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes w/pop occultism committee - reports the haunted coke can
 
Oh Shit What Have I Done committee - who let katie near liquid
 
  nitrogen?
 
Alternate KGB Committee - welcomes JBoning & his despotic rule
 
Fortune telling fish committee - don't go outside, exec
 
Glisson Bodyguard committtee - probably disbanded (Glisson objects!)
 
Schroedinger's Committee - pics or it did and didn't happen
 
  
Old Business
 
Half to BSWolf
 
 
New Business
 
Jared creates Committee for "It Feels Weird to Sit in a Chair" to know
 
      how weird it feels after being in exec
 
    Change to "It feels weird to sit on the chair of this committee"
 
    Amend purpose to include how weird it feels to stand after sitting
 
    Sold to Dannel for $3 - chairs Jimmy, people who chair committees
 
Drew Besse creates Committee for "Canadian Exec" to promote the values of zed sparks
 
    Change to "Russian Exec"
 
    Change to "Prussian Exec"
 
    Change to "Crushin' Exec"
 
    Change purpose to "create zachary zed-sparks..." not friendly, failed
 
    Change to "Keep on Truckin' Exec" no second, failed
 
    Change to "Crush-tation Exec" not friendly,
 
    Sold to Drew Besse for $6 - chairs mrwright, anyone with a crush on exec member
 
Mander creates "KGB Achievements Committee" to create achievements for
 
      KGB members
 
    (Ex: Outbid Quuxum at an auction)
 
    Sold to Mander for $16 - chairs himself, anyone who emails him an
 
      achievement
 
Avi creates "Committee for Evil Seafood League" to bring together all
 
      seafood committees together under one banner
 
    Change name to "Committee against Evil Seafood League", failed
 
    Append "...and then ban them" to the purpose", failed
 
    Change last word of purpose from banner to barnacle
 
    Rename to "Ministry for Evil Seafood League" friendly
 
    Sold to ... for $7, chairs himself, anyone subject of a
 
      fish-based committee who can bring him a seal from bad horse
 
Caroline creates "Committee to have gwendolyn's minions to force her
 
      to wear pink" with purpose success!
 
    Change to "...hot pink..."
 
    Change name to "...hot-t-t-t..."
 
    Change to "...higher-order typed pink..." fails
 
    Sold to Quuxum for $24 - chairs himself
 
Rocket Matt creates "Good Advice Committee" to provide good advice to
 
      KGB
 
    Change purpose to "Consult Advice Dog for advice" fails
 
    Change purpose to "...Bad advice..." fails
 
    Change purpose to "Good 'advice' committee" fails
 
    Sold to Mander for $4 - chairs anyone who provides good advice to
 
      KGB
 
Zsparks appropriate $150 for event - it's a good idea!
 
Kharring create "committee to test recsec" with purpose
 
antidisestablishmentarianism your supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
 
    Change purpose to "the character which means the artist formerly known as prince"
 
    Change purpose to twright is a loser twright is a loser twright
 
        is a loser - not friendly
 
    Much Wankery from bblum
 
    Motion postponed indefinitely
 
Matt creates "Typesetting committee" with purpose to create comic serif
 
    Sold to eforney for $18 - chairs herself, anyone in CFA
 
 
Announcement
 
EVENT! - picnic, friday, leave at 630 from black chairs for Farpark
 
Glisson has parts to sextant
 
Eforney suggests doing the "being nice to people during finals" thing
 
 
Shmucks
 
Bswolf has a petition about amending bylaws
 
Quuxum is about to turn > 5 bits
 

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