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Officer Reports<br>
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Jboning:<br>
 
it was his birthday - no longer a teenager<br>
 
is getting sued for hitting a little girl with his car<br>
 
Eforney:<br>
 
went to two formal dances in a row<br>
 
lots of work<br>
 
new people!<br>
 
    Ellen, CivE from Baltimore, likes dogs<br>
 
    Deanna, bagger from Pittsburgh, had a turkey sandwich<br>
 
    Lauren, voice major from wash. state, has an ordinary fascination with animals<br>
 
Zsparks:<br>
 
workdeathing<br>
 
no event - he IS the event<br>
 
EVENT: end-of-year picnic in Farpark <br>
 
Arsenij:<br>
 
Got a corsec email about what he's supposed to do<br>
 
More reading than everything in class so far<br>
 
Twright:<br>
 
Not enough sleep, lots of work<br>
 
Maybe wearing pants<br>
 
Scorri:<br>
 
Raining, which was sad; cloak which was happy<br>
 
Made money at useless people<br>
 
Bubbles:<br>
 
was terrified by throwing money<br>
 
went to useless stuff - purchased hula hoop<br>
 
OC training, which was boring (with FIRE?)<br>
 
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Committees<br>
 
Frozen wasteland committee - thunder is awesome<br>
 
Destroy everything committee - not enough boobquake people<br>
 
Romance novel committee - read some disgusting romance novel<br>
 
Pop Occultism committee - read some fortune cookie fortunes<br>
 
Time Travel Committee - congrats to Jboning<br>
 
251 Torture Committee w/Ditto committee - every NP-complete problem is awesome with pokemon<br>
 
Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes w/pop occultism committee - reports the haunted coke can<br>
 
Oh Shit What Have I Done committee - who let katie near liquid nitrogen?<br>
 
Alternate KGB Committee - welcomes JBoning & his despotic rule<br>
 
Fortune telling fish committee - don't go outside, exec<br>
 
Glisson Bodyguard committtee - probably disbanded (Glisson objects!)<br>
 
Schroedinger's Committee - pics or it did and didn't happen<br>
 
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Old Business<br>
 
Half to BSWolf<br>
 
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New Business<br>
 
Jared creates Committee for "It Feels Weird to Sit in a Chair" to know how weird it feels after being in exec<br>
 
    Change to "It feels weird to sit on the chair of this committee"<br>
 
    Amend purpose to include how weird it feels to stand after sitting<br>
 
    Sold to Dannel for $3 - chairs Jimmy, people who chair committees<br>
 
Drew Besse creates Committee for "Canadian Exec" to promote the values of zed sparks<br>
 
    Change to "Russian Exec"<br>
 
    Change to "Prussian Exec"<br>
 
    Change to "Crushin' Exec"<br>
 
    Sold to Drew Besse for $6 - chairs mrwright, anyone with a crush on exec member<br>
 
Mander creates "KGB Achievements Committee" to create achievements for KGB members<br>
 
    (Ex: Outbid Quuxum at an auction)<br>
 
    Sold to Mander for $16 - chairs himself, anyone who emails him an achievement<br>
 
Avi creates "Committee for Evil Seafood League" to bring together all seafood committees together under one banner<br>
 
    Change last word of purpose from banner to barnacle<br>
 
    Rename to "Ministry for Evil Seafood League" friendly<br>
 
    Sold to ... for $7, chairs himself, anyone subject of a fish-based committee who can bring him a seal from bad horse<br>
 
Caroline creates "Committee to have gwendolyn's minions to force her to wear pink" with purpose success!<br>
 
    Change to "...hot pink..."<br>
 
    Change name to "...hot-t-t-t..."<br>
 
    Sold to Quuxum for $24 - chairs himself<br>
 
Rocket Matt creates "Good Advice Committee" to provide good advice to KGB<br>
 
    Sold to Mander for $4 - chairs anyone who provides good advice to KGB<br>
 
Zsparks appropriate $150 for event - it's a good idea!<br>
 
Kharring create "committee to test recsec" with purpose antidisestablishmentarianism your supercalifragilisticexpialidocious<br>
 
    Change purpose to "the character which means the artist formerly known as prince"<br>
 
    Much Wankery from bblum, quuxum, etc.<br>
 
    Motion postponed indefinitely<br>
 
Matt creates "Typesetting committee" with purpose to create comic serif<br>
 
    Sold to eforney for $18 - chairs herself, anyone in CFA<br>
 
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Announcement<br>
 
EVENT! - picnic, friday, leave at 630 from black chairs for Farpark<br>
 
Glisson has parts to sextant<br>
 
Eforney suggests doing the "being nice to people during finals" thing<br>
 
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Shmucks<br>
 
Bswolf has a petition about amending bylaws<br>
 
Quuxum is about to turn > 5 bits<br>
 
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