Minutes20090511

Officer Reports

Alan

BANG!!!!

Richard

Exam at 5:30. No EVENT!

Emily

Weekend. Blah. Exam today.

Josiah

Weekend. Exam tomorrow. Interp paper turned in.

Labbott

Blah blah blah bunnies blah.

Committee Reports

Missapropriated Whatsthethingie Committee

Can't remember the name of some game.

Committee to Hug Stressed Out Students

It's finals week again.

Combined Committee to Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes and Storytelling Committee

Amnesia story.

Storytelling Committee

Goob: Bears in the Basement.

Bunnies/Duckies Committee

Was about to report failure, now success.

ITR Committee

Carolyn transfers ownership of ITR Committe to bswolf and Mander.

Revisionist History

Old minutes! Uninteresting thing about Carolyn: from New Jersey. How Shawn is (not?) creepy. Quuxum bought the Committee of All Committees that Do Not Contain Themselves.

Old Business

The Pfennig

Richard has the thing. Broken phones are not his fault. (Graduation is!)

Worthy of Mordor Committee

Purpose: To determine whether things are worthy of Mordor.

Favor: Just walk into Mordor. Opposed: Save Caroline! Abstain: Make Drew let Caroline back in

Passes -- $5 to labbott -- her and everyone who thinks you need a screwdriver worthy of mordor

Whatsthethingie Committee

Purpose: To figure out what that blasted word is.

Favor: Uhh uhh the thing. Opposed: Come up with a new name for something. (Mander is now called Princess Sparkles.) Abstain: Call Mander Princess Sparkles.

Passes -- $2 to eforney -- linguistics majors

Princess Sparkles' Very Own Committee

Purpose: To give Princess Sparkles his/her very own committee.

Favor: Stand on your head. Opposed: Stay where you are. Abstain: ???

Passes -- $10 to dbesse -- Princess Sparkles

Committee to Fail for Lack of a Second

Purpose: To report failure.

Purpose: Fail.

Purpose: Duck Season!

Purpose: Rabbit Season! (Favor: pretend to be a rabbit. Opposed: pretend to be a duck. Abstain: pretend to be a chair.)

Purpose: Duck Season! Fire!

Whatsthethingie Committee approves.

Favor: Season. Opposed: Homophone. Abstain: Look that way.

Passes -- $3 to mspindle -- Goob.

Expected ?.t, Got ?.t Committee

Purpose: Labbott points at a chair; is a chair*.

Favor: Typecheck. Opposed: Write more code. Abstain: Become a hum(anities) major.

Passes -- $3 to zsparks. Him and everyone else who has ever dealt with an SML error message.

Silly Walks Committe

Purpose: (walking over chairs)

Favor: Do a silly walk that does not involve the backs of the chairs oh god. Opposed: Name something that would not be a silly way to walk. Opposed: Squid that does not know where it's going.

Passes -- $3 to aballard -- himself.

Orthogonal Committee

Purpose: To be opposed to this committee.

Purpendiculous!

Favor: Make a pun. Opposed: Make a pun that none of us have ever heard before. Abstain: Raise your hand.

Passes -- $1 to bswolf -- sideways people.

Committee to Illustrate Meetings

Purpose: This is fun!

Purpose: To conduct meetings in Comic Chat. (Appended.)

Purpose (appended): To invent the wheel.

Favor: Illustrate something in the air in front of you. Opposed: Erase what your neighbor drew. Abstain: Do not change the state of the stuff drawn on the air in front of you.

Passes -- $3 to eforney -- Whoever wants to draw during the meetings.

Announcements

Summer Meetings

Meetings are at 4:30 in Breed Hall. Please show up an hour late on the steps of Doherty.

EVENT

There is none.

Schmucks

• mspindle's number theory defense on Thursday at 2:00 PM. (Come if you have an interest in mathematics. If you don't, come anyway! Just don't be disruptive.)
• Bridge is looking for mentors for next year's adorable freshthings! Contact eforney.
• Goob: get little water heater leaks taken care of, because they very quickly become big leaks.