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OFFICER REPORTS

   Broman
       had a summer
           spent it working for Explo, where they make and sell cheap cameras
           guy sat down on a bench, got an awkward picture on either side of the arch
           which was basically how his summer went
           came back to pittsburgh, got wisdom teeth taken out
           on vicodin RIGHT NOW

   Caroline
       still having a summer
       worked in Erie during the week and stayed in Pittsburgh on the weekends
       Exec stuff
           contact us on fb
           exec meetings happen at the UC caffee (that room on the second floor near the elevators) Thursdays at 5:30
       New People!
           (name, major, where from, uninteresting fact)
           Sophia, CS, Bay Area, CA, not a very interesting persom
           Charlotte, Biology, Southeast PA, has a cat
           Skye, MechE and BME, Washington, D.C., favorite color is blue
           Alex, CS, Long Island, is a CS major
           Dan, CS, Milwaukee, WI, also has another dog
           Rudina, ECE and BME, Kosovo, likes watching tv

   JRAM
       had a summer
       spent his time being gainfully unemployed
       won a lot of games and trivia
       EVENT
           Potluck!
           Meet at 5:45 at the black chairs in the UC, then walk to Flagstaff Hill
           there will be frizbee, food, and drink
           upperclassmen should bring food, freshmen should just show up
               KGB provides drinks, don't bring drinks

   Marlena
       had a summer
       spent days designing in a box and nights playing board games
       In the middle of a ten hour class day, and still has lots of energy
           this will not be the case later in the year
       PRAVDA?!
           there is one! in a COLLEGE folder!
           Pravda? is made of mostly user submitted content
               submit to mnabraha@andrew.cmu.edu

   Dillon
       had a summer
       guesses he worked a job, guesses he also made tshirts
       also did accounting, but that's not as fun

   Zora
       had a summer
       Painted houses with their right arm
       fell off a bike
       proceeded to paint houses with their left arm

   Mike
       had a summer
       worked in a bio lab with lots of minions
       killed most of the minions and poured cyanide down the drain

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Tortellini Committee reports: Tortellini

   Guild of Calamitous Intent reports: Overwhelming Success

   Dickens Committee reports: [reads something], 1/5

   Alcoholist Committee reports: The Spectacular Now: [reads a recipe, y'all can look it up]

   V. S. Wolf Memorial Committee reports: What do you call a monkey wit a time bomb? A baBOOM!

   Time Travel Committee: Would like to nominate tbroman for president

   horsebooks Committee reports: mulch MULCH

   Chicken Dance Committee reports: [presumably an Arrested Development reference?]

   Don't Worry It's For Science Committee reports: that pain you'll be feeling in 2 hrs is normal, don't worry

   Buggy Everyday Committee reports: Soon.

OLD BUSINESS

   The Thing!
       Freshmen not finding class is not Skittles' fault.

NEW BUSINESS

   Committee to Test the Memory of Exec: CHALLENGE!
       eforney: postpone until the first Monday in February, 2015?
           the challenge will go through either way
           objection: without the committe, how will we remember the committe in 2015?
           PASSED, committee postponed until the first Monday in February, 2015

   Committee to Make Sure That the Test to Test the Memory of Exec [garble mumble]: to uphold the test of memory of exec
       The Can You Repeat That In Song Committee reports:
           Skittles: [singing] ~something something test~
       motion to table
           FAILED
       motion to postpone until this February
           motion to set the date in February to the exec meeting (first thursday?)
               NOT FRIENDLY
           motion to pick any day in February
               FRIENDLY
           motion to use a computer to randomly to pick a day
               no
           eforney regrets setting precedent
           motion to the left
           we are now in purple
           motion to remain in motion whilst an outside force acts upon us
           PASSED, committee postponed until the first Monday in February, 2014

   Sergents Secret Police Committee: please speak loudly and have interesting and animmated discussions so the people listening in on your conversations don't get board
       motion to change title to the Mike Woolford Secret Police Committee
           PASSED
       append to the purpose: and always carry a small stick
           PASSED
       change title to The Dread Lord mwoolfor's Secret Police Committee
           PASSED
       change "small stick" to "big stick" in purpose
           FAILED
       append bug mars
           to what
           out of order
       PASSED
       $3 to ethan. DISBANDED

   Maximum Big Committee: prove that natural numbers have an upper bound
       anbrown: motion to disprove by lengthy proof on the board
       point of order: it's currently set to m for maximum, it should be set to w for wumbo
       MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH JACKS VAN SPORTS
       change all instances of "big" in the name and purpose to "bidness"
           PASSED
       change all instances of "natural" to "unnatural"
           FAILED
       motion to add 1 to the committee name in order to create a counter example
       eforney: how many is a brazilian?
       change all instances of Natural to Supernatural
           PASSED
       $5 to mcginnis, he chairs.
       Name and purpose now Maximum Bidness Committee: Prove that supernatural numbers have an upper bound

   Save Exec From 251 Committee:
       NO

   Military Awards and Titles Committee: for the duration of the current exec add Grand mwof to the Segeant at Arms title
       change grand to graham cracker
           FAILED
       change grand to bug mars
           FAILED
       jump the shark and change grand to bug mars
           egladdin: it was better in the first season
           FAILED
       it is a scientific fact that we are all bug mars
       PASSED
       $2 to drew, Oren will chair

   Upkeep of Places That Don't Exist Committee: check on all new doors around campus
       (there are some new locks)
       change "upkeep" to "untap" in title
           PASSED
       change purpose to build a mountain on top of wean like that one guy in China
           PASSED
       change "untap" to "draw" in title
           FAILED
       change the title to the "Let's Fuck Over the Freshmen Committee"
           we'll say that failed
       aorenste: fun fact: if you go between the A and B basements of Mudge you'll find a place where reality is thin and you can experience interplanar travel
       Skittles will be perfectly honest, he still doesn't understand what buying more tangerines means
           It's an economic philosophy
       PASSED
       $3 to caroline: anybody who can tunnel will chair
       Name and purpose now Untap of Places That Don't Exist Committee: Build a mountain on top of Wean like that one guy in China

   Name of This Committe: What it's purpose will be
       change title to name of this committe committee
           PASSED
       witty remark
       change purpose to purpose of this committee
           FAILED
       change title to Bill the Cat
           FAILED
       computer science joke
       violent objection (out of order)
       change "this" to "that" in the name and purpose
           PASSED
       append name of change of purpose to name
           nope
       unfunny statement
       motion to append to the purpose "and torture rec sec"
           PASSED
           ((joke's on you, suckers, I kept up with this one really well))
       append "funny hats" to the purpose
           PASSED
       PASSED
       $2 to Alex, you will chair (you = tbroman)
       Name and purpose now Name of That Committee Committee: What it's purpose will be and torture the rec sec. Also appended: funny hats

   KGB Rocks the 80s Committee: [short, failed keytar playing]
       keytars appended to purpose
       ccolombo: you can buy it... on itunes
       motion to don't start unbelieveing
       append crazy train to the purpose
           FRIENDLY
       mashup crazy train with purpose
           FRIENDLY
       motion to business up front of purpose, party in back
           friendly?
       motion to append [better keytar playing] to the purpose
           friendly
       $3 to JRAM, anyone currently holding keyboard or keytar will chair

   Freshmen Awareness Committee: Educate Freshmen and Other New Members
       append "only after terribly confusing them" to the purpose
           PASSED
       Freshmen can at any time request a report from the What Are You Referencing Committee
           The response will most likely not be helpful
       append to purpose "and make freshmen aware of how unaware they are"
           PASSED
       motion to go back to the way middle school was where everything was sunshine and rainbows
       the Uncomfortably Friendly Committe approves wholeheartedly
       $6 to skittles, DISBANDED

   Motion to make an allocation not exceeding $50 for next week's event
       PASSED

   Hat committe: give KGB exec lice
       The Don't Worry It's For Science Committee approves
       change title to "exec plays a hat based roleplaying game [etc]":
           dilatory
       are we playing tf2 now?
           egladdin: CMU is a school themed hat simulator
       append "and study epidemiology" to purpose
           FAILED
       append "and study phrenology" to purpose
           FRIENDLY
       motion to append one hat to all of exec's heads
           SUCCESS
       $2 to Drew: DISBANDED

   That Committee: portmanteaus of everything
       eforney: I portmantotally approve
       point of information: what is a gleef?
           A thing we write on the board at the first meeting of every year. That's all the information that Broman has.
       the Spontaneous Shark Pun Committee... is waiting
           JRAM: ...sorry, tiger
       PASSED
       $2 to Xander. DISBANDED

   Misplaced Wisdom Committee: ensure exec doesn't go mad with opiates
       when Broman got his wisdom teeth out:
           eforney escorted him to and from the appointment
           He only did one funny thing, which was to point vehemently at a trashcan
               it said "are you high"
       Xander: at least you've still got your charisma teeth
       Skye was under the impression that all of exec and everyone here was on opiates anyway
           no; it's just Broman
       FAILED

   Fetch Committee: NO STEVEN STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN

   Precedent Committee: we shall see
       would it be in support of anti seconds?
           probably
       JRAM: what if we started selling heroin to members
           don't worry it's JUST during this committee
       change purpose to to "catch JRAM with narcotics"
           FRIENDLY
       change name to "the trolling committe" and the purpose to "breast cancer research"
           nope
       Skittles still doesn't know where JRAM got that bag of money...
       change title to "President Committee"
           FAILED
       eforney: "Gainfully Unemployed" [with dramatic airquotes]
           The Unneccesary Quotation Marks Committee reports: success
       PASSED
       $3 to Drew, all past and current residents of the Moon (except for JRAM) will chair
       Name and purpose now Precedent Committee: Catch JRAM with narcotics

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT!
       Potluck!
       Friday at 5:45 at the UC black chairs
       nonfreshmen should bring food!
           If you're bringing food, bring utensils to serve it with!
           Also, make an ingredients list for people with allergies! We have lots of allergies!

   The website's been updated!
       Pravda?s are available for reading in full color
       There will possibly be event updates?
           We'll talk about that later
       There's an RSS feed!
       cmukgb.com

   event next week!
       old people who want to tell stories: contact exec!

   DUES
       $15/semester, $20/year
       you need to pay them in order to participate serious business voting
           for example, Booth, ammendments to the bylaws, and officer elections
       You also get a (usually $5) discount on t-shirts and stuff!
       Give your dollars to Dillon and give Zora your andrew ID and what you paid for

SCHMUCKS

   accomplished ballerinas in Pittsburgh should talk to Xander in the next few hours!

   There's a movie showing on Flagstaff on Wednesday after sundown!
       Avengers this week!
       it's free!
       Upperclassmen can tell you where Flagstaff Hill is

   talk to JRAM, Xander, and/or Broman about running puzzlehunt

GTFO