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COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Broman
       is not here today
       Caroline disposed of him
       went to halfprice because Skye has friends
       then Friday was a disaster
           class registration happened
       Then lots of work
       the funny thing is that that could totally have been Broman's weekend

   Caroline
       event was awesome
       then doctor who and lots of food
           which was awesome
       then some weird sleeping patterns

   JRAM
       had a weekend
       started on Friday when he woke up with a raging fever
           did not find the event
       slept from 11 to 9 on Friday
       then 6am to 1pm on Saturday night
       NO EVENT!
           there's a room reserved so you can go there
       if you want to go to the cheesecake factory
           RSVP before the last day of classes!
           send an email to exec@cmukgb.org

   Marlena
       had a weekend
       Terms created at the event included:
           fang sway and torso bunnies
       ate lots of brown food on Saturday
       worked on a giant drawing

   Zora
       had a weekend
       it was similar to Marlena and Carolines
       also at the event:
           Kesden is:
               Typing while you have a gun
               shooting dwarves

   Dillon
       had a weekend
       pretty much the same
       reverse charades
           shopping cart: driving while picking apples
       booth meeting happened
       did almost no homework

   Mike
       found the Sword of Darkness fought demons until the sun ro--
       actually no it was exactly the same as everyone else's

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   ad hoc Fashion Advice Committee
       I like shorts they're comfy and easy to wear

   Daniel John Kirby Nightmare In Dreamland
       Marlena meant to wake up at 9:00 but actually got up at 10:30
           all the Doctor Who things this weekend led to her having a dream about David Tennant
           so she kept hitting the snooze button

   KGButts Committee
       disappointed in the lack of butts at reverse charades

   misappropriated Daniel John Kirby Nightmare In Dreamland
       had a really bad dream but doesn't remember it but didn't want to get up and write about it

   ad hoc Shaggy Dog Story Committee
       new medical studies have revealed that the paint that was used in maternity wards in the 80s leads to a certain disease
       but don't worry
       only 90s kids will get it
       5

   Innovative Technologies Committee
       has created a Virtual Thanksgiving Dinner
       why go home
       why talk to people you care about

   ad hoc Welcome To CMU Committee
       Frieder's eyes were so red from lack of sleep that HE thought he was on drugs

   Broetry Committee
       blackbird has a lazy eye

   Skyentology Committee
       wants one of those virtual dinners
       please don't make her go home

   Booth Committee
       we talked about stuff
       there won't be a meeting next week because Thanksgiving
       meetings going forward will be focusing on art!

   ad hoc 18 And NO Husband? Committee
       incredible success
       Skye is going home this weekend

   ad hoc i can has cheesecake Committee
       what is exec's email?
           exec@cmukgb.org

   ad hoc I Don't Know What To Call This Committee But I Want To Make A Joke Committee
       how do you spell CMUKGB?

   possibly ad hoc Pittsburgh Natives Committee
       are already home for Thanksgiving

   ad hoc I Wanna Ask A Question Committee
       is it possible to get your own cmukgb email?
           only if we gave you it
               so no

   bswolf Memorial Committee
       this is going to be a pun
       I'm so frightened
       Neil before Zod
       that was the joke

OLD BUSINESS

   the Thing!
       anybody who gets stranded in an airport because weather is not Marlena's fault

NEW BUSINESS

   committee of fuck you no
       it's about playing word association games by changing the name and purpose of the committee
       so yeah
       no
       PASSES
       $3 to McGinnis, dibanded

   KaijuB: fight Kaiju with crazy train jaeger
       Dan is scared of Kaiju in San Fransisco
           new volcanos became active again
       change "kaiju" to "Kai Jew"
           no
       guys Jews don't come from another dimension
           space is not another dimension
       Skye is half Jewish and she's from six new dimensions
       PASSES
       $4 to Stuart, robots will chair

   Premature Christmas Carol: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
       feliz navidad, feliz navidad
       o dradle dradle dradle
       to quote afroman: o chronic tree, o chronic tree, something something, it's a weed reference
       misappropriated Spoken Song Lyrics, in conjunction with the Illustrious Journalist Collective
           an old woman has just been trampled by reindeer
       I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus?
       misappropriated Spoken Song Lyrics Committee: Baby, it's cold outside. You really must stay.
           What's in this drink?
       I'm from the North Pole, that's why my rhymes are so cold
       PASSES
       $7 to McGinnis, disbanded

   I Don't Know What To Call This Committee But I Want To Make A Joke Committee: to make a joke but also punch things
       there's this viola player and he's got this obscenely expensive viola
           he gets hungry
           stops at fast food restaurant, leaves viola in car
           in line, hears crashing
           there are two violas in his car
           wat
       I'm not going to type all of these let's be real
       banjo sandwich joke
       knock knock
           who's there
           bananagrams
           objection
       an American went to a bullfight...
           sometime the bull wins
       there's an annual race in england where they roll cheese down a hill and everyone chases it
       $10 to dkirby, he and bswolf will chair

   motion to untable the Committee To Subvert The President
       the time for that has passed
       (out of order)

   motion to allocate $374 to buy KGB sweatshirts
       if you haven't already ordered them, the time has passed
       they will be the same as before
       PASSES

   motion to retroactively table the other thing until next week
       no

   KGB's Eagle Racing Team: race eagles AND WIN
       who would we race them against
           other eagles
       Marlena is currently helping Xander breed supereagles
           contact Xander with a soul if you want them
       Innovative Technologies Committee: has eagle sized jetpacks
       misappropriated Stealers Committee: don't like the eagles because they're cross state rivals
       append "and stop that pidgeon now" to purpose
           PASSES
       McGinnis could probably outrun an eagle
       peragrine falcons are real fast
           you can't outrace them
       point of information: you haven't seen Frieder when he's late for class
       PASSES
       $4 to Mike, Mike and eforney shall chair

   e-motions Committee: set up a system so that we can submit motions electronically
       to channel Owen:
           in the future there will be two genders: male and e-mail
       :)
       PASSES
       $2 to Frieder, everyone who has ever not used a computer

   Owen Quotes: I know she's not real! I just wanna hold hands and talk about javascript
       "Skye! We should play go! We should play go! We should play go!"
       "Werewolf Barmitzva: boys becoming men, men becoming wolves"
       something about phantom testicles
       "when I don't like someone I don't put them the friendzone, I put them in the phantom zone"
       "what if we took a whole room, and just FILLED it with bread"
       change name to "The Owen Khan Variety Hour"
           PASSES
       change name to "Owen Khan Variety Cluster"
           PASSES
       "you're not a pirate, check your landlubber privlages"
       "what are your top three fictional bikes?"
       PASSES
       $7 to Marlena, Owen and anyone who knows him will chair

   Turns out, the KGB order of business is really just a suggestion

   motion to return to old business and return to that table discussion
       Caroline wins either way, so
       PASSES

OLD BUSINESS

   Ethan proposes a strong motion to table this
       caroline can't hearrrr you
   The name of this committee "Subvert The Vert" with the purpose "subvert the president"
   PASSES
   $21 to Mike, disbanded

NEW BUSINESS

   motion to impeach mike for being a good Sergeant At Arms
       FAILS

   Committee To Subvert The President 2, Electric Boogaloo: same as last time
       what's the deal with the whole Electric Boogaloo thing?
           you see, a boogaloo is a small shy kind of catfish that you have to talk to nicely and give candy canes to
       we are now in purple
       change "boogaloo" to "The Boogaloo"
           PASSES
       change everything after electric to "eel"
           FAILS
       change name to "Committee To Subvert The President 12, Into Darkness"
           PASSES
       change name to "Committee To Subvert The President 4, The One With The Whales"
           PASSES
       change name to "Committee To Subvert The President, Episode 6: Return Of The Jedi"
           FAILS
       change name to "Committee To Subvert The President, The Christmas Special"
           PASSES
       $7 to McGinnis, disbanded

   Committee To Subvert The Sergeant At Arms: to subvert the Sergeant At Arms
       ad hoc Committee To Watch Stuart And Mike's Relationship Burn To The Ground: Success
           AT EVERY MEETING
       append "and turn them against the president" to the purpose
           PASSES
       motion to turn the Sergeant at Arms towards the president
           he's be due eastish
           dilatory
       change all instances of "at" to "with"
           FAILS
       change "and" to "or"
           PASSES
       change "subvert" to "subduct"
           FAILS
       change all instances of "sergeant" to "colonel"
           FAILS
       $9 to Stuart, he shall chair

   Committee To Prevent Alien Subduction: to prevent alien subduction
       change all instances of to "subduction" to "seduction"
           FAILS
       last night Dan didn't have internet so he listend to the radio
           learned about ALIENS
           there's a lot of weird stuff
           and it's all affecting this ONE dude
       the dinos were aliens and they went into hiding
           never mind
       change "subduction" to "subversion" in name
           FAILS
       change purpose to "teach the aliens how to use git"
           FAILS
       KaijuB Committee: disapproves
       if this committee is opposed to alien subduction, how are we supposed to terraform mars?
       mars you glad I didn't say bananagrams?
       motion to salute xenu
       motion to call the question
           that's not a thing
       change all "mars" in discussion to "bugmars"
           fuck no
       PASSES
       $2 to Stuart, disbanded

   Snarky Freshman Committee: you can't tell me what to do
       PASSES
       $7 to Skye, she and all freshmen shall chair

   misappropriated Spontanious Shark Pun Committee:
       motion to create the Sharky Freshman Committee: to eat freshmen
           Spontaneous Shark Pun Committee: requests report
               hammerhead
           KGB just jumped the shark
           what if there's a freshmen who is a shark
           motion to replace all instances of "ehhhhh" when a pun is told with "yipyipyipyipyipyip"
           freshmen are friends, not food
           change all instances of "freshmen" to "fresh prince"
               FAILS
           change all "freshman" to "slightly-overripemen"
               FAILS
           passes
           $2 to Frieder, he and Stuart and Maija shall chair
       
   Presidential Docudentification Committee: so the chair can recognize my ass
       FAILS

   Committee To Teach The Recsec Spelling: say "colonel" as much as possible
       co-lo-nel
       "general" is j-e-r-nel
       sergeant you glad I didn't say brigadier
           ((fuck you I spelled it right the first time))
       change all colonal to lieutenant colonal
           ((HAH I DID LIEUTENANT RIGHT TOO))
           PASSES
       motion to introduce the rank of sausage colonal
           ((I don't even know what word that was supposed to be anymore))
       replace all instances of "colonel" with "kernel"
           PASSES
       change all "kernel" to "kernel"
           like, as in the OS thing instead of the popcorn thing
           dilatory
       PASSES
       $3 to McGinnis, people who know negligable amounts about the military will chair

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   no booth meeting this Sunday!
   meetings will resume the week after, and probably be more focused on art

Schmucks

   Puzzlehunt
       meeting tonight at 9pm in PH A18B, probably

   can someone prevent Skye from going home
       winter weather?

motion to gtfo