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mike had a weekend
 
mike had a weekend
only saw the family for 48 hours
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    only saw the family for 48 hours
did so much productive work
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    did so much productive work
is v tired
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    is v tired
 
skye is sick
 
skye is sick
Ed is sick
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    Ed is sick
 
Dillon had a weekend
 
Dillon had a weekend
went back to his home planet
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    went back to his home planet
was a weeaboo
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    was a weeaboo
made the mistake of taking a bus to pittsburgh
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    made the mistake of taking a bus to pittsburgh
the event is happening
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    the event is happening
 
Erin had a weekend
 
Erin had a weekend
submit to pravada
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    submit to pravada
I’m dying
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    I’m dying
 
Zora had a weekend
 
Zora had a weekend
but not in pittsburgh
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    but not in pittsburgh
 
joe had a weekend
 
joe had a weekend
so many family
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    so many family
is actually a child
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    is actually a child
shoved a marble in his nose
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        shoved a marble in his nose
 
murphy had a weekend
 
murphy had a weekend
lived in pittsburgh
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    lived in pittsburgh
so didn’t actually have to deal with travel
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        so didn’t actually have to deal with travel
got wasted with parents
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    got wasted with parents
has enough christmas spirit
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    has enough christmas spirit
  
 
'''Committee reports'''
 
'''Committee reports'''
Teaching grad students how the fence work committee
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    Teaching grad students how the fence work committee
yeah pretty much that
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        yeah pretty much that
How does zora type so fast
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    How does zora type so fast
I can’t
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    I can’t
The swear of the week committee:
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    The swear of the week committee:
come to the fucking booth meeting
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    come to the fucking booth meeting
murphy is a jerk and wants me to type eisenhaurs address to the nation so I’m totally not going to do that.
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    murphy is a jerk and wants me to type eisenhaurs address to the nation so I’m totally not going to do that.
dillon wanted me to read the words out loud
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    dillon wanted me to read the words out loud
we don’t have an attendance sheet
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    we don’t have an attendance sheet
tim does his thing with the colors
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    tim does his thing with the colors
i missed something and then murphy challenged
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    i missed something and then murphy challenged
  
 
'''Old Business'''
 
'''Old Business'''
now david has the thing
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    now david has the thing
his not fault is everybody tired
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        his not fault is everybody tired
we have new old buisness
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    we have new old buisness
  
the committee is happening:  
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    the committee is happening:  
committee: table top atheism
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    committee: table top atheism
purpose: fuck you and your eldritch ambiance
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    purpose: fuck you and your eldritch ambiance
is now table for 2 hour
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    is now table for 2 hour
  
 
'''New business'''
 
'''New business'''
Committee to test the CorSe: to test the corsec when the recec isn’t here
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    Committee to test the CorSe: to test the corsec when the recec isn’t here
change letters of purpose to bug mars
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    change letters of purpose to bug mars
ed forgot more jokes
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    ed forgot more jokes
dillon told what the speech was
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    dillon told what the speech was
vote yes: go to mars
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    vote yes: go to mars
vote now: be a frog
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    vote now: be a frog
not not at all: squid
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    not not at all: squid
passed D:
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    passed D:
ed bought for 2. all current future and past corsets and ed
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    ed bought for 2. all current future and past corsets and ed
  
the committee to distract mike: i didn’t get the purpose but jeff ran across the room so thats the purpose now
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    the committee to distract mike: i didn’t get the purpose but jeff ran across the room so thats the purpose now
vote yes: mike mike mike mike
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    vote yes: mike mike mike mike
vote no: quiet llamas
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    vote no: quiet llamas
abstain: squid
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    abstain: squid
passed
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    passed
ed bought for 16: ed and anybody who likes days
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    ed bought for 16: ed and anybody who likes days
 
 
HR committee:To make human rinos
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    HR committee:To make human rinos
such surprise, committee made by the ferries
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    such surprise, committee made by the ferries
vote yes; charge
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    vote yes; charge
vote no: lie on the ground
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    vote no: lie on the ground
abstain: paper crain
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    abstain: paper crain
Murphy bought: peter parker chair
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    Murphy bought: peter parker chair
  
actual HR committee: purpose is long and I’m not typing it (short version: the blue room)
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    actual HR committee: purpose is long and I’m not typing it (short version: the blue room)
people like murphy as an exec member, apparently
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    people like murphy as an exec member, apparently
nobody seconded motions
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    nobody seconded motions
i want to be knitting, but i have to type words
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    i want to be knitting, but i have to type words
hands went everywhere to vote
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    hands went everywhere to vote
joe bought
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    joe bought
  
red room committee: something something marvel joke
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    red room committee: something something marvel joke
something about spiders
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    something about spiders
murphy bought: scarlet jo chair
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    murphy bought: scarlet jo chair
  
The committee to either be voted on or tabled: yeah pretty much that
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    The committee to either be voted on or tabled: yeah pretty much that
madlibs with minutes
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    madlibs with minutes
adjective - purple
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    adjective - purple
people started doing jazz hands
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    people started doing jazz hands
murphy turned invisible
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    murphy turned invisible
i think
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        i think
murphy bought and is chair
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    murphy bought and is chair
 
 
motion to make an allocation to not exceed fat stacks where fat stacks == $50
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    motion to make an allocation to not exceed fat stacks where fat stacks == $50
 
 
current and former exec replacement committee:uh idk a lot of exec is missing
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    current and former exec replacement committee:uh idk a lot of exec is missing
apparently it is hard to elect people when its not exec
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    apparently it is hard to elect people when its not exec
“motion to replace murphy with frieder, wait other way shit” then murphy ran out of the room
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    “motion to replace murphy with frieder, wait other way shit” then murphy ran out of the room
motion to wake up craig, craig woke up. yay
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    motion to wake up craig, craig woke up. yay
murphy is creeping at the door
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    murphy is creeping at the door
  
temporary murphy committee: grandeliquience
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    temporary murphy committee: grandeliquience
i think thats a word
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    i think thats a word
motion to table for 37 minutes
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    motion to table for 37 minutes
failed hahaha
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    failed hahaha
motion to table for 38 minutes
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    motion to table for 38 minutes
passed
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    passed
 
 
i just wanna knit: this job is hard i just want to knit
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    i just wanna knit: this job is hard i just want to knit
replace knit with “comfort activity?”
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    replace knit with “comfort activity?”
i bought it, me, erin. chair is anybody who doesn’t like the job they have to do
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    i bought it, me, erin. chair is anybody who doesn’t like the job they have to do
  
human puddles activity: hi espy (minutes note: espy was literally a puddle)
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    human puddles activity: hi espy (minutes note: espy was literally a puddle)
append: and pour acid on each other to turn people into puddles
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    append: and pour acid on each other to turn people into puddles
name change: the ministry of silly sitting
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    name change: the ministry of silly sitting
murphy approves
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    murphy approves
ed wanted to pursue “that”
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    ed wanted to pursue “that”
i,i that ass
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    i,i that ass
murphy bought.  skye is chair
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    murphy bought.  skye is chair
  
harry, misappropriated murphy reports, some long sentences
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    harry, misappropriated murphy reports, some long sentences
 
 
silly soviet posters committee: i feel awkward discussing these and not being in a committee
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    silly soviet posters committee: i feel awkward discussing these and not being in a committee
“don’t drink dad”
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    “don’t drink dad”
“don’t, drink dad”
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    “don’t, drink dad”
“don’t drink, dad”
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    “don’t drink, dad”
commas are strange
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    commas are strange
murphy bought. chair is “lenin comma john” - whoever the fuck that is
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    murphy bought. chair is “lenin comma john” - whoever the fuck that is
 
 
excessive burocrocy: talk to joe
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    excessive burocrocy: talk to joe
jane made some reference i didn’t get
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    jane made some reference i didn’t get
i think harry is a ring furry now?
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    i think harry is a ring furry now?
espy is short
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    espy is short
espy is short
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    espy is short
espy is short
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    espy is short
espy is short and can’t reach their hat (i think that happened)
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    espy is short and can’t reach their hat (i think that happened)
a lot of motions were made. a lot of “motions were made” a lot of “”””motions”””’’ were made
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    a lot of motions were made. a lot of “motions were made” a lot of “”””motions”””’’ were made
tabled for 30 seconds
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    tabled for 30 seconds
 
 
harry made some committee
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    harry made some committee
it had a lot of words
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    it had a lot of words
 
 
Interrupt to excessive burrocrocy
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    Interrupt to excessive burrocrocy
motion to table for 30 seconds
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    motion to table for 30 seconds
  
back to harrys committee
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    back to harrys committee
passed
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    passed
mike called on harry but called him murphy.
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    mike called on harry but called him murphy.
  
interrupt back to excessive burrocrocy
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    interrupt back to excessive burrocrocy
table for 10 seconds
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    table for 10 seconds
 
 
erin says fuck you all
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    erin says fuck you all
  
back to excessive burro cry
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    back to excessive burro cry
finally voting on it
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    finally voting on it
passed, fucking finally
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    passed, fucking finally
  
joe tried to change roberts rules of order but tim out nerd’d him
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    joe tried to change roberts rules of order but tim out nerd’d him
 
 
standing rule: a motion to squid is always in order
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    standing rule: a motion to squid is always in order
motion to table until 5:19:35
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    motion to table until 5:19:35
passed
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    passed
 
 
the overly long gags committee
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    the overly long gags committee
tabling for thing
+
    tabling for thing
  
“assuming you mean the more tame version interrupt
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    “assuming you mean the more tame version interrupt
ejkerjkfm,cvxlm,.dgzxvcijkl/mn., xvcjkl/mn.,fszDcxihk.jdfsnzio’p adsFJLKC
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ejkerjkfm,cvxlm,.dgzxvcijkl/mn., xvcjkl/mn.,fszDcxihk.jdfsnzio’p adsFJLKC
 
everything got untitled at the same time. mike ended the meeting  
 
everything got untitled at the same time. mike ended the meeting  
 
started announcing the event
 
started announcing the event

Revision as of 00:36, 1 December 2015


Special Edition non recsec minutes featuring Erin

--Eeb 23:28, 30 November 2015 (EST)



mike had a weekend

   only saw the family for 48 hours
   did so much productive work
   is v tired

skye is sick

   Ed is sick

Dillon had a weekend

   went back to his home planet
   was a weeaboo
   made the mistake of taking a bus to pittsburgh
   the event is happening

Erin had a weekend

   submit to pravada
   I’m dying

Zora had a weekend

   but not in pittsburgh

joe had a weekend

   so many family
   is actually a child
       shoved a marble in his nose

murphy had a weekend

   lived in pittsburgh
       so didn’t actually have to deal with travel
   got wasted with parents
   has enough christmas spirit

Committee reports

   Teaching grad students how the fence work committee
       yeah pretty much that
   How does zora type so fast
   I can’t
   The swear of the week committee:
   come to the fucking booth meeting
   murphy is a jerk and wants me to type eisenhaurs address to the nation so I’m totally not going to do that.
   dillon wanted me to read the words out loud
   we don’t have an attendance sheet
   tim does his thing with the colors
   i missed something and then murphy challenged

Old Business

   now david has the thing
       his not fault is everybody tired
   we have new old buisness
   the committee is happening: 
   committee: table top atheism
   purpose: fuck you and your eldritch ambiance
   is now table for 2 hour

New business

   Committee to test the CorSe: to test the corsec when the recec isn’t here
   change letters of purpose to bug mars
   ed forgot more jokes
   dillon told what the speech was
   vote yes: go to mars
   vote now: be a frog
   not not at all: squid
   passed D:
   ed bought for 2. all current future and past corsets and ed
   the committee to distract mike: i didn’t get the purpose but jeff ran across the room so thats the purpose now
   vote yes: mike mike mike mike
   vote no: quiet llamas
   abstain: squid
   passed
   ed bought for 16: ed and anybody who likes days
   HR committee:To make human rinos
   such surprise, committee made by the ferries
   vote yes; charge
   vote no: lie on the ground
   abstain: paper crain
   Murphy bought: peter parker chair
   actual HR committee: purpose is long and I’m not typing it (short version: the blue room)
   people like murphy as an exec member, apparently
   nobody seconded motions
   i want to be knitting, but i have to type words
   hands went everywhere to vote
   joe bought
   red room committee: something something marvel joke
   something about spiders
   murphy bought: scarlet jo chair
   The committee to either be voted on or tabled: yeah pretty much that
   madlibs with minutes
   adjective - purple
   people started doing jazz hands
   murphy turned invisible
       i think
   murphy bought and is chair
   motion to make an allocation to not exceed fat stacks where fat stacks == $50
   current and former exec replacement committee:uh idk a lot of exec is missing
   apparently it is hard to elect people when its not exec
   “motion to replace murphy with frieder, wait other way shit” then murphy ran out of the room
   motion to wake up craig, craig woke up. yay
   murphy is creeping at the door
   temporary murphy committee: grandeliquience
   i think thats a word
   motion to table for 37 minutes
   failed hahaha
   motion to table for 38 minutes
   passed
   i just wanna knit: this job is hard i just want to knit
   replace knit with “comfort activity?”
   i bought it, me, erin. chair is anybody who doesn’t like the job they have to do
   human puddles activity: hi espy (minutes note: espy was literally a puddle)
   append: and pour acid on each other to turn people into puddles
   name change: the ministry of silly sitting
   murphy approves
   ed wanted to pursue “that”
   i,i that ass
   murphy bought.  skye is chair
   harry, misappropriated murphy reports, some long sentences
   silly soviet posters committee: i feel awkward discussing these and not being in a committee
   “don’t drink dad”
   “don’t, drink dad”
   “don’t drink, dad”
   commas are strange
   murphy bought. chair is “lenin comma john” - whoever the fuck that is
   excessive burocrocy: talk to joe
   jane made some reference i didn’t get
   i think harry is a ring furry now?
   espy is short
   espy is short
   espy is short
   espy is short and can’t reach their hat (i think that happened)
   a lot of motions were made. a lot of “motions were made” a lot of “”””motions”””’’ were made
   tabled for 30 seconds
   harry made some committee
   it had a lot of words
   Interrupt to excessive burrocrocy
   motion to table for 30 seconds
   back to harrys committee
   passed
   mike called on harry but called him murphy.
   interrupt back to excessive burrocrocy
   table for 10 seconds
   erin says fuck you all
   back to excessive burro cry
   finally voting on it
   passed, fucking finally
   joe tried to change roberts rules of order but tim out nerd’d him
   standing rule: a motion to squid is always in order
   motion to table until 5:19:35
   passed
   the overly long gags committee
   tabling for thing
   “assuming you mean the more tame version interrupt

ejkerjkfm,cvxlm,.dgzxvcijkl/mn., xvcjkl/mn.,fszDcxihk.jdfsnzio’p adsFJLKC everything got untitled at the same time. mike ended the meeting started announcing the event dillon took over

this meeting was a shit show s

i shouldn’t be uncharge of minutes any more. i can’t type that fast


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