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Meeting 2/22/2021

Officer Reports

Dez - played coup, didn't coup well

Kaylie - attempting to knit bernie mittenz - wants to make own pattern

James - vacuuming occurs at 3:00AM. Watching out for vampyres

Sawyer - made cardboard box, took time

We have a nom com! It's Kate, Keerthana, Dez, Tim

Kushal - friend had a birthday, got smashed, saw parentz, was weird

Oliver - Coup, thought everyone was faking so challenged. Ended badly

Comm Reports

Kevin - not Nommcomm comm - doesn't know what nom com is

Tim - concept of Nom Com comm - elections are coming up for who runs this org, we need to encourage people who are eligible for positions to run. Need a full slate of candidates as required by bylaws. In the meantime, if you're interested in running, a good place to run is to contact the person doing that job now!

James - probably misapp. qahtz R stoopid comm - reports a picture of a cat in a bocks

Kaylie - qahtz R stoopid comm - made a cardboard box for treats, caused angry cat-ting

Old Business

Thing - goes to Keerthana - isn't her fault we've only got a day off, but is her fault we can hear pen clicks

No New Business

New Business

Oliver- Nom Corn Comm - nominate several bushels of corn as chair

   Tim - motion to amend purpose to read "to nom on several bushels of corn"
   Sawyer -it's a corn idea
   Keerthana - amend purpose of "to nom on several bushels of corn for exec"
   Sam - motion to amend such that the motion reads "motion to create the nom corn cob*" - Unfriendly, Pursued - Passed with President tiebreaker (Oliver loses control)
   Kaylie - it's a corn idea
   Main motion passes, auctioned to tim for 630 yen - chaired by anyone who likes, corn, zombies, exec

Keerthana - Motion to create a standing rule such that the only recognized pronunciation of \Latex is "lay-teks"

   James - fish fish fish
   Oliver - motion to amend lay-teks to keer-ther-na - FRIENDLY
   Oliver - motion to amend keer-ther-na to good luk (sic) - not seconded
   Main motion passes, rule stands

Liam - moshun too creeait the kaygeebee lingwhistik preeskriptivihzm komitee - too standurdiyze speling

   Tim - he spelleed the and "speling" correctly
   James - motion to change the purpose to "prescriptivism is bad and you should feel bad" - unfriendly, pursued.
   Liam - motion to fix the speling of this amendment - ill defined
   James' amendment passes, Liam loses control
   Main motion passes, sold to James for 420 yen - chaired by anyone who feels correct being on this board

Kaylie - motion to make the standing rules that eject the chair relating to emojis sit down with the purpose tim please help

   Tim - ....It's 6:02 currently, sooo
   Motion dies

Kaylie - motion to make the standing rules relating to emojis that eject the chair or declare the chair vacant sit down with the purpose thanks tim

   Tim's contribution:
   28    PASSED 10/12/2020    sr (delayed, eff. 10/26/2020 17:57): upvote and downvote emojis cannot be repeats of any emojis used in the previous 3 votes. If a repeat emoji is used, the rules are suspended, the chair is declared vacant, and a new chair is selected in accordance to KGB bylaws.
   44    PASSED 11/23/2020    sr (delayed, eff. 2/1/2021 18:00): between 5:48 and 6:07 pm, the previous standing rule regarding varying voting emojis is inactive, and instead only :xup:, :xdown:, and 🦑 can be used as voting emojis, but cannot be used for the same vote position twice in a row. A breach of this standing rule results in a suspension of the rules and the chair being ejected from the meeting
   45    PASSED 11/30/2020    sr: the chair must use emojis for votes that are related to each other on some level. This can be disputed by the general body. If more than one member of the general body disputes, it must go to a vote. If the vote passes, and the chair is found guilty of choosing unrelated emojis, they will be ejected. If the emoji is found relevant, anyone who raised the dispute will be ejected
   Tim - Wanted to point out that this doesn't include standing rule 48, which is about declaring the winner of the general body meeting
   Liam - cites slippery slope of chair being overpowered
   Tim - we should make them sit down, but we should also make dez go through this one last time
   Kaylie - trying to make meeting a bit less hellish for newbies and oldies (Dez)
   Kate - I feel like any attempts to make meetings less hellish for new members feels unlike the spirit of the org
   Sam - it's a shame standing rule 45 was not invokes as often as it should have been, but likely due to dez doing a good job

   Keerthana - motion to purple
   Purple
   Goes to vote, PASSES

Dez comments with jubilation, Liam reports "this is how democracy dies. not with a bang, but with a my profile pic" (in reference to his profile picture being used as the oposed for the motion)

James - motion to create a a standing rule such that a motion to "banish to the shadow realm" is interpreted as a motion to "table for 3 weeks, or until they atone for their sins", with being a standin for some person, motion, or concept

  Liam - motion to change to speling of motion to emotion - dies without second
  Motion passes, standing rule stands

Oliver - motion to change the speling of sin to cos

   James - POI, do changes of speling oppose to all homophones?
   Sawyer- wants to go off on a tan
   Fails - worth noting it almost passed after being antiseconded 9 times

Kate - Motion to make a standing rule that a motion to correct the speling is privilaged and always in order - dies w/o second

   Tim - a question for the chair - do you want to make things even more sensical?  Can move to repeal 4 more standing rules
   Tim - Motion to repeal the following Standing Rules:
   17    PASSED 9/14/2020    sr: spelling of opposed is "favir"
   18    PASSED 9/14/2020    sr: spelling of favor is "oposed"
   39    PASSED 11/23/2020    sr: speling of "james" is "oliver"
   47    PASSED 12/7/2020    sr: speling of "abstain" is "ebbschteyn"
  Note: Other official spelings would be unaffected by these repeals, such as: priviliged, "the hague, netherlands", speling, cambridge, cambridge, carnegie mellon university, monitary, ammend, apend, qahtz, and cx'[p;lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllsazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzty6r5refdddddddddddd. 
   Sam - motion to strike rule 47 - friendly'd
   Sam - motion to strike rule 39 - friendly'd if friendly for James and Oliver both - done
   Moves to vote: PASSES

Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that a motion is sinful if it contains an emoji or the word "emoji" in its name, purpose or other text, and it has atoned for its sins when it has been amended such that it is no longer sinful

   Dez ruled dilatory as it makes a dilatory page in a previous standing rule

Kaylie - motion to salute the chair to attone for our sins of putting him through emoji hell

Real/Relevant Announcements

We're doing a slew of events

Notably, Tuesday! show up

also, send in trivia categories

Dez - We're exec, we do things! If you want to be on exec, message someone who can help

Kaylie - reminder that boothcraft w/ stuff still has a when2meet in real/relevant announcements

Schmucks

Liam - still making a strategy game, contact him to play

Liam - motion to read

Liam - motion to fish fish fish this is out of order

Meeting Adjourns