Minutes20210301

Meeting 3/1/2021

Officer Reports

Dez - spent too long thinking on what mecha-anime to watch - specifically all of his time

Kaylie - knitted some bernie mittenz - floating is hard - part of CFA (can't fucking float, nor spell)

James - dnd game caused him to be teleported back in time. When explaining why they had to get back, they were told "but y would u want to tho"

Sawyer - burned his hand, used cute glassware

Kushal - built a snowman for the first time last week. Unfortunately, I made it the day right before pittsburgh suddenly got warm. It died quickly. Submit to Pravda?

Oliver - banned from CMU network, thankfully got unbanned

Comm Reports

Liam - corn sub - brrrrrrrrrrrrr

Tim - exec get it together comm - Feb 22th is the date of any events? wut (got fixed)

Old Business

Thing goes to kaylie - isn't' her fault that her joke in exec reports didn't land, is her fault that other things will not land

No order of today

New Business

   James - motion to make the stillness comm - to cease all other motions from existing
   Keerthana - motion to rename to "stoners committe"
   Unfriendly, not pursued
   Main motion passed, Auctioned to james for 300 yen - chaired by anyone who doesn't have their shield up on a motion

   Kaylie - motion to create the capitalism in action committee - to discuss when corporations use social movements to make money
   Kate - I am willing to report for this
   Tim - Yes, but also when we auction this, it'll be ironic
   Liam - motion to change the purpose of the commitee to "more like crapitalism" - Friendly
   James - if there isn't a bidding war for this there'll be no capitalism
   Tim - motion to change to "Kapitalism Gin 🅱️action" with a silent G and 🅱️ - friendly
   Passed, auction to Oliver for 666, chaired by Karl Marx

   Oliver - motion to create the @ Everyone comm - too trick the recsec into pinging at everyone 
   Sold to Oliver for 369 yen, chaired by Darock

   Liam - motion to create 0 width joiner comm -  ‍
   Passed, sold to Liam for 100 yen, chaired by "Duyo 'aveto Ascque"

   Kaylie - motion to purple - in order

   Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that if a color is in order as per a standing rule or bylaw, it's complementary color is out of order (and vice versa)
   Dez - complimentary under what system? i.e. bit inversion or color wheel -- chosen color wheel (additive pigmenting)

   Oliver - motion to amend such that color wheel is replaced with RBG, and replace complementary color as (RGB value + 69) mod 256 - dies because no 2nds
   Keerthana - I think fish fish fish
   Passed, been changed

   Kate - motion to tangerine - killed by 6:02 

   Keerthana - mtn to make a standing rule that a motion to 50% grey is in order - dilatory? 
   Keerthana - is not clarifying which side it's on, purpose is to russle some jimmies
   PASSED, been changed

   Keethana - mtn to 50% grey- dilatory

   Liam - motion to buy fewer pomelos
   Passed, done

   James - discord key comm - to make sure the right things on discord are locked and the right things are unlocked 
   Tim - are the potential chairs of this comm ready for the awesome responsibility of locking/unlocking channels
   Passed, sold to James for 606, chaired by all of exec except for me and sawyer

   Kate - motion to allocate a sum up to but not exceeding $15 to buy more tangerines?
   Keerthana - could kate clarify the question mark
   Moves to vote, Passes, been allocated

   Oliver - motion to email the defectors that previously donated $5000 previously that we allocated $15 to buy tangerines
   Kate - POI, if this passes is the org bound to actually do this?
   Kaylie - 2 words - tangerine trophy
   Tim - Why aren't we buying more tangerines?
   Fails

THE FINAL MOTION

   Kaylie - motion to purple

Real Relevant Announcements

We doin boothcraft w/ stuff - survey forms state that we have some times picked out. come help build so we can ctfws

This week's event: trivia nite - sign up for a category or we'll hate you

also, a form for next week exists: RPG knight. be sure to sign up or be a 2d cube

Schmucks

Liam has a videogeme, look to schmuck channel to play

Tim - let liam go first unless he's ending

Liam tries to end

Tim - motion to orange fish fish fish fish fish fish harlequin, heliotrope, fish fish, tangerine, gtfo