https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20200427&feed=atom&action=historyMinutes20200427 - Revision history2024-03-29T06:01:37ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20200427&diff=12162&oldid=prevSpalsen: Created page with "MEETING 4/27/2020 =EXEC REPORTS= Dez - event occured, somehow people don't know Knuckles is an echidna, got kicked out of room at 8AM for larping Kaylie - FT'd Mcke..."2020-09-22T02:08:41Z<p>Created page with "MEETING 4/27/2020 =EXEC REPORTS= Dez - event occured, somehow people don't know Knuckles is an echidna, got kicked out of room at 8AM for larping Kaylie - FT'd Mcke..."</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>MEETING 4/27/2020<br />
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=EXEC REPORTS=<br />
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Dez - event occured, somehow people don't know Knuckles is an echidna, got kicked out of room at 8AM for larping<br />
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Kaylie - FT'd Mckenna and Viv (good time) - rove<br />
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James - Watched fictional pulp, reminded him of building that could be in background<br />
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Kushal - Evented, category was Yugi-oh, fun cards that didn't make the cut: "people running around", "potato and chip" etc<br />
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Sawyer - Began w/ winning Singapore Boomers category as Malaysia, did many projects(edited)<br />
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McKenna - forgot Pangolins! ended with sister becoming Tik-tok famous, mom joined the tok ranks as well<br />
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Oliver - tried to make good food, burnt himself<br />
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=COMMITTEE REPORTS=<br />
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Lots of people - Corn reaction committee - happening whether you like it or not<br />
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Kaylie - Carnegie Scenic Committee - conjuction with Read your fucking Emails committee - cancelled the scenic fab final in Lieu of a Kahoot, but they need to send questions - no submission = 0<br />
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Tim - Ad-hoc puzzle hunters com - found the puzzles, oh god L-<br />
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Liam - Ad-hoc puzzlehunt memorial committee- hehehe<br />
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Kushal - Committee to hunt humans for sport - swim for days straight, you cannot unsub<br />
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Henry - Institute of fish fish fish - Congratulate las Vegas for entry in the study - what happens if you just open up the city? "We could be a control group"<br />
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Woody - The hivemind com - end report<br />
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Liam - Corn subisides board- slide whistle sound - 3.05<br />
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Keerthana- ad-hoc fish fish fish - something eats themselves when they get stressed<br />
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Kate- ad hoc fake history com - expanding on LARP: had to pretend to be leaders of countries for arab history class, dealing with situations HIGHLIGHTS: Egypt calls upon all nations to join for coordination of disaster relief, Syria orders 2 nations, Egypt asks for specify<br />
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Kaylie - Read your fucking emails com - Msg from Keerthana - Thanks for submissions of stuff and we put together a photo collage for stuff, 2 people won things. Half of entries were cooking/baking<br />
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Tim- ad-hoc parliamentarians commitee - eating apple chips, updating<br />
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Henry- stupid history com - attempts of shit businessmen to cancel Teddy Roosevelt as Gov of NY: shunt him up to VP, everyone voted for him, month later anarchist shot McKinley so Roosevelt was top dawg - not good for NY mafia<br />
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Liam - Not ad-hoc puzzlehunt is dying com - Puzzlehunt is technically a KGB affiliate- danger of dying if no growth, so maybe join<br />
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Keerthana - ad-hoc I love mcs fish fish fish - pass fail class<br />
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Henry - Shield comfy<br />
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=OLD BUSINESS=<br />
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Who wants the thing?<br />
Keerthana - Everything that isn't her fault is her fault but is her fault but isn't<br />
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Tim - 13th April 2020 - motion to create a standing motion that won't go away next week<br />
Kushal - great idea<br />
James - if we pass this, what does it do? No-op?<br />
Sam - "the rule itself is a null rule, caveat that it won't go away"<br />
Tim - also we can just amend it to do something if we want<br />
Kate - it did do /something/ but the rule was to go away the current week doesn't prevent that from happening - won't be useful but whatev<br />
James - Next week is static next week or continually updated?<br />
Tim - body can't pass perpetuity against itself sooo<br />
PASSED, been done<br />
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Other order of the day is Oliver but we won't do him<br />
Oliver expresses regret<br />
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=NEW BUSINESS=<br />
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Liam - corn memorial com - to salute all the brave kernels who died bringing us 3.05 corn<br />
Keerthana - corn dies erry day<br />
Vote: Passed, auctioned for 2 to Keerthana - chaired by KY Kernels<br />
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Henry - allocate $100,000 for research in atmospheric and oceanic science<br />
At this point old and new Treasurers both say probs not a good idea<br />
Sam - bad idea<br />
Woody - motion to change from 100k to all of our money - been changed<br />
Henry- defs not an attempt to get KGB to fund his PHD<br />
Tim - replace "all our money" with a blank - friendly, been changed<br />
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FILLING THE BLANK:<br />
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US Military Budget: failed<br />
Brand of the Band Korn: failed<br />
2 Human Livers: failed<br />
1 million dollars: failed<br />
all our money: failed (but almost didn't)<br />
$38 and a gumball machine: failed<br />
$50: failed<br />
$3.50: failed (after saying it tree fiddy)<br />
Oil : failed<br />
Corn: failed<br />
1 dollar, but it's a very nice dollar: PASSED<br />
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Main motion: Passed, one very nice dollar been allocated for atmospheric research(edited)<br />
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Kate - motion to create the Korn subsidies board com - corn is going playing in fergustown? PA on sept 5th, tickets start at 30 dollars<br />
Liam - point of expense<br />
Kate - not saying the org would pay, peeps just should<br />
Henry: Motion to replace all instances of the word "Korn" in the name and purpose of this commitee [sic] with "Corn" - not friendly, pursued --- passed, been changed<br />
Liam - motion to add a proviso - Allocate up to but not exceeding 20 dollars for the purchase of 1 bushel of popcorn for any such concert events<br />
Keerthana - packing peanuts, but KGB doesn't do it well<br />
Oliver - What are the logistics? Go to store and buy enough kernels<br />
PROVISO - passed, been changed<br />
Main motion, comfy shields<br />
Motion Passes via corn - Sold to Liam for $2, chaired by Korn<br />
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Oliver- motion to create the oil memorial com - antiseconded but strong motion - purpose is to invade oil producing countries to give them oil they sold to us for free<br />
Passed, sold to Oliver for $2 - Chaired by OPEC<br />
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Woody - #define price of oil to "yes"<br />
Passed, been changed<br />
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=REAL WORLD ANNOUNCEMENTS=<br />
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We are exec, we do things<br />
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Event next week:<br />
James - Mafia-type thing or hangout event Saturday<br />
Probably be the semblance of a meeting next week! could be fake<br />
Want to have people hang out over the summer, more deets will follow<br />
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=SHMUCKS=<br />
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Liam - Join puzzlehunt plz<br />
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Henry - May be his last official KGB meeting for a while, thanking for all of the squid, hit him up if you're in the DC area, gifting a list of committees<br />
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GIFTING COMMITTEES:<br />
Committee transfers: Stupid History --> Liam; Floor is Lava --> Woody; Assassinate the President --> Sawyer, Oliver; I'm a Physicist and I hate my Life --> Kaylie; Maine Nationalism --> Held by the chair to be delivered to a true Maine-iack; Institute for Experimental Political Science --> Oliver; Organizing Committee for the CMU KGB Government in Exile --> Kushal, Mitchel, Any member of exec who signs the tennis court oaths; Committee to ruin your childhood with an alarmingly large amount of halucinigenics --> McKenna; Comix R Bullshit --> Dez; Adam Smith/Kark Marx Fanfiction Committee --> Ellen; CMU KGB War Criminals Association --> James<br />
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Woody - Motion to salute everyone leaving w/ luv<br />
Liam - motion to change to reg salute, friendly<br />
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FUCK YOU EVERYONE WHO IS LEAVING<br />
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Tim - Mouth on, etc<br />
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MEETING ADJOURNED</div>Spalsen