https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20200914&feed=atom&action=historyMinutes20200914 - Revision history2024-03-28T09:00:27ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20200914&diff=12167&oldid=prevSpalsen: Created page with "MEETING 9/14/2020 =EXEC REPORTS= Dez - someone phucked up, impossible HW James - death via hubris, bought too many groceries. gave up at the halfway We have an e..."2020-09-22T02:43:55Z<p>Created page with "MEETING 9/14/2020 =EXEC REPORTS= Dez - someone phucked up, impossible HW James - death via hubris, bought too many groceries. gave up at the halfway We have an e..."</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>MEETING 9/14/2020<br />
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=EXEC REPORTS=<br />
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Dez - someone phucked up, impossible HW<br />
James - death via hubris, bought too many groceries. gave up at the halfway<br />
We have an event! it's probably a good one. It's also the underground tour. it's gonna be on twitch<br />
Kushal - played hand and brain, a version of chess where it's teams of two. one person says a move, the second makes the move. entails frustration. 10 mins ago, learnt he dun fucked. oopsie SUBMIT<br />
Sawyer - did problem sets and problem sets. Learned about the cube law of foods and now I am truly ascendant on identifying ice cream as salads.<br />
Oliver - trivia! can be a tax accountant now apparently<br />
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=COMMITTEE REPORTS=<br />
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Sam - comm to ass the prez reports ‘’Dez was kicked from call” success<br />
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Woody - the hivemind comm would like to report that mission accomplished why you not end report?<br />
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Liam - culinary stds comm - censure the recsec - NO<br />
I WILL TYPE AND SAY WHAT I DAMN PLEASE<br />
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Tim- Misapp. floor is lava comm reports the floor was recently lava, now igneous rock<br />
Liam- is it hot?<br />
Tim - warm 2 touch<br />
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Kushal - comm to hunt humans for sport - coca cola ads? apparently there were actual reports of polar bear raiding norway and apparently the polar bois made rum and coke<br />
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Woody - KGbrewing comm - this is his son now (picture of a brewing setup)<br />
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Sam - the misapp time travel comm - tardis is empty due to finding an empty breed hall at t-30 mins<br />
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Liam - corn subs board - dark age of great corn depression is over - WE HIT STABLE $3.65<br />
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=OLD BUSINESS=<br />
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James has the thing, who want it?<br />
Woody - not his fault that corn has stabilized below four dollars, is his fault that corn can go below $3<br />
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Tim - no orders of the day ;-;<br />
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=NEW BUSINESS=<br />
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Sam - motion to make IPAs out of order<br />
Cul stds comm antiseconds<br />
So does KGbrewing<br />
Tim - which order would you prefer the letters?<br />
Sam - Motion to make a motion to make an ipa out of order<br />
motion petered out due to lack of seconds<br />
But apprently we're bringing it back now<br />
Liam - mtn to make an IPA<br />
Out of order but is now ill defined?<br />
Oliver: motion to amend to add more recursion - dilatory<br />
Failed, been not done<br />
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Liam - motion to create a standing rule that a motion to create an IPA is a priviliged motion<br />
Oliver - POI, how does one make an IPA?<br />
Liam - is style of beer that involves hops and whatnot<br />
-Note that the definition of IPA is only in relation to whatever can be backronymed to it-<br />
Sam - motion to amend the standing rule that fixed the spelling of privileged<br />
Unfriendly, pursued<br />
Tim proceeds to roast Liam<br />
Tim - the spelling amendment is neither a good nor bad idea, but is funny<br />
<Motion to amend the motion to instead create a standing rule that the proper spelling of the word "privileged" is priviliged.> - passed, previous spelling changed<br />
Actual motion called to question: Passed, been changed<br />
Woody (masquerading as Kushal) - Motion to create a standing rule such that a motion to censor someone is a motion that is always in order, and if passed by a two thirds vote, ends the current motion and removes the censored person from the meeting.<br />
Been dilatory'd<br />
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Sawyer - motion to create the ambivalent octopus comm - used for motions where you are absolutely ambivalent<br />
Rajeev - do you need to be in the committee to octopus<br />
No<br />
Passed via abstention<br />
Sold to sawyer for a dollar. Chaired by whoever, I guess some octopi<br />
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James - motion to create the vote superposition comm<br />
Purpose - to neither pass nor fail due to changing vote totals via discord<br />
Passed due to average upvote density<br />
Sold to james for two, whichbanded due to failing its purpose<br />
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Liam - motion to create a standing rule that motions to redefine spellings of words or phrases are priviliged<br />
Passed, been changed<br />
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Tim- motion to a committee entitled 'the 'the coffee mug appreciation society'<br />
Purpose - to engage in the appreciation of the pleasantly unsettling ontological parasites known as holes, which can only exist as aspects of another object yet are often considered by humans to be tangible and countable in their own right<br />
Motion to fish fish fish - been changed (oh god)<br />
Rajeev - straw has only one hole<br />
Oliver - motion to redefine spelling of "whole" to "hole"<br />
James - motion to grow the stack<br />
Dilatory<br />
Redef'n failed, back to main motion<br />
Passed! Auctioned to for siz ($6) - chaired by comm of the whole<br />
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Kushal - motion to create the identity theft is not a joke comm - purpose "damnit sam and sawyer" [Note: At this point, Sam and Sawyer had discord nicknames to the effect of Not X (Kushal)]<br />
Liam - noting that not Kushal put this motion in, so it should be out of order<br />
Woody - motion to change the spelling of "not" to ""<br />
dilatory<br />
Rajeev - a question: by naming oneself not kushal, is one stealing the identity of all not-kushals?<br />
Kushal - no<br />
Oliver - POI to Kushal, can I haz your SSN<br />
James - Point of something<br />
Passed via abstention - Sold to James via 6 dollars - chaired by not Kushal<br />
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Keerthana - motion to fail this motion<br />
Out of order?<br />
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Sam - is actually Kushal - motion to #define Kushal's SSN as "at least n+1 where n is the current n is the lower bound of what we know to be Kushal's SSN"<br />
James - motion to amend this motion to replace "at least 3" with "4"<br />
Compromise - change it to at least 3 but at most 4 - it's more than 4 so it's unfriendly<br />
Mod - replace "at least 3" with "n+1 where n is the current n is the lower bound of what we know to be Kushal's SSN"<br />
Friendly, been changed<br />
Kushal probably shouldn't use it though<br />
Oliver - is out of order<br />
Rajeev - are we to understand an SSN as a single, 9 digit number sans dashes?<br />
yes<br />
Passed, been done<br />
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Oliver - motion to Allocate $100 to build a bot that would apply for credit cards in Kushal's name checking all SSNs from 000000004 to 999999999<br />
out of order(also illegal)<br />
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Liam - motion to define the spelling of opposed to "favir"<br />
Passed, been changed<br />
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Kushal - motion to create the KGB echo committee<br />
purpose : what would be its purpose<br />
Passed! auctioned to Liam for two dollars- chaired by the chair of this committee<br />
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Liam - motion to redifine the spelling of favor as "oposed"<br />
Almost acclimated but not done so because it'd be funnier<br />
Passed; been changed<br />
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=REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=<br />
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We are the exec. We exist. we have meetings<br />
Event is Twitch TV UG tour<br />
Oliver- how to pay organization - can make payments to the CMUKGB using the donation to CMU - just select where your money goes to (CMUKGB)<br />
Preferably do that on days where CMU matches donations and also tax deductions<br />
[NOTE FROM NEXT WEEK’S MEETING: DO NOT DO THIS IT IS LITERAL TAX FRAUD]<br />
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=SCHMUCKS=<br />
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Liam - making a videojames -let him kno if u want to not be noob and test<br />
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Tim -Election is coming up! deadline to register is oct 19th. Pennsylvania is a swing state, so voting is cool. You are eligible to vote if you're here as a college student. info will be in turboschmucks later<br />
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Kushal - can someone give me a good png of pot o greed<br />
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James- shield is comfy<br />
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Oliver- motion to P S P G<br />
MEETING ADJOURNED</div>Spalsen