Revision as of 12:39, 4 September 2023

THE CLOCK SAYS 3:30. A CRUEL FATE DESCENDS UPON THE BODY. SECOND MEETING. ENGAGE!

OFFICER REPORTS

James: Don't play D&D and debug at the same time. I almost double-died

Kaylie (As represented by Kate): Finishing unpacking. Got stepped on. By cats. Got eyeball licked. Nobody is new.

Sawyer: Found a student ID on the ground. Completed loop. There is no event.

Kevin: Kushal said we had a mailbox. Went to mailbox. No mail.

Liam: It is snowing at my house.

Oliver: Got a triple extension of homework. RIP fall semester

Kushal: Forgot we had a mailbox. Has never checked it.

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Kevin: Rogue Measurement committee: an EBP Bag is 14 inches (?)

Liam: Corn subs board: Resounding success. 7 dollar corn baybe

Kate: Stress Dreams committee: Dreamed she had a baby. Needed to buy a crib. The baby was a grown up person all along(?)

Kaylie: ad-hoc poorly timed weekend report committee: Spent 100 dollars on pride merch

Matt: Weird Dreams Committee: Had a dream. In which was making a sand castle, uncovered hamsters in the sand. Kept the hamsters.

Sawyer: Possibly not-misappropriated stupid history committee: the CIA

Kaylie: Capitalism in Action: Petsmart has Pride Merch.

Kevin: Misappropriated Weird Dreams Committee: Dreamed I was ned from spoder man

Sawyer: Attempts report from dangling committee

Oliver: Misappropriated Weird Dreams Committee: I have a dream

Kate: The dangling committee: Reports that it was great to make a dream committee

Kate: Request report from uhhhh sawyer who has shield up

Sawyer: Stress dreams committee: Wrote a paper and got a 30 on it, even though the class has given over 100 on every assignment in the past

Kate: Wrote an essay in her dreams

Sam SR: Do you wake up in real life if you wake up in a dream

Dez: The weird dreams committee exists because of me from ages ago. Something something fire department

Kaylie: The cats on keyboard committee: cvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

OLD BUSINESS

Thing is held by: Oliver

Thing wants to be held by: Dez

Not Dez's fault: Matt reacting slowly due to washing dishes

Dez's fault: Everything Matt does say due to reacting in time

No orders of the day

NEW BUSINESS

Kushal: Motion to create the luigi committee

-Purpose: Technical Difficulties

-Sawyer: Yeah I-

-Sam SR: Motion to append to the committee "board" (luigi board) and change purpose striking technical and adding supernatural

--Friendly

-Dez: Motion to replace the name of the committee with an ascii representation of the modem noise

--Oliver: How do you tell the difference between modem and fax noises?

--Dez: Trust (as though that has ever worked in the past)

--Sam: What is the ascii representation of a modem noise?

--Dez: Rec Sec's discretion

--Dez: Committee to assassinate the recsec reports: It begins

---Liam: Bring it motherfucker

--Voted on, passed

-Now in the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dial_up_modem_noises.ogg committee with the purpose: supernatural difficulties

-Kate: Motion to change the name of this committee to the "luigi bored" committee and the purpose to "finding more screaming bones for our best boy"

--Dez: committee to assassinate the recsec finds this strongly unfriendly

--Liam: This isn't going to kill me any more

--Kate: He just inserted a link to wikipedia dial up noises

--Voted on, failed

-Now in discussion of the committee with name attached

Attachment file type: document

Dial_up_modem_noises.txt

416.84 KB

-Sam SR: plays the file

-Voted on, passed

-Sold to oliver for 8️⃣ dollars

-Chaired by: anyone who has accidentally made irresponsible financial decisions

=

Oliver: motion to create standing rule #1, that is, do not talk about standing rule #1, on pain of ejection from the meeting

-Liam: Objection: requires suspension of the rules and a 2/3rds majority vote

-Dez: That's a point of order

-James: Declared dillatory

-Dez: You'd have to suspend the rules first

=

Kevin: Motion to create a standing rule such that new motions may not be introduced at 6:03 PM EDT

-Sawyer: Motion to amend such that new motions may not be introduced at 6:03 AM

--Kevin: Friendly

-James: EDT or ET

-Dez: motion to replace 6:03 EDT with 6:03 UTC -4

-Kate: motion to strike "PM or 6:03 AM"

--Sam SR: This fucks things with time zones

--Kate: No it doesn't

--Kevin: Friendly

--Liam: Point of 24 hour clock, this makes it 6:03 AM only

-James: I use 24 hour clock

-Oliver: Motion to strike "6:03 EDT" and replace with "between 33 and 34 minutes from the start of a meeting"

--Kevin: Friendly

-Tim: Motion to insert "scheduled" before "start"

--Oliver: Very unfriendly

--Discussion of order/amendments to amendments

--Kevin: Unfriendly

--Tim: Not pursuing

-Voted on, passed

=

Sawyer: Motion to create the zombie eating corn committee

-Purpose: to commemorate the occasion whenst on 4/26/2021 the value of corn surpassed the value of a zombie in the eyes of the KGBidding process.

-Motion to pass by acclamation

-Oliver: Motion to amend "oedipus complex" to "you motherfucker"

--Motion withdrawn due to lack of support

-Tim: Motion to replace "oe" with "Œ"

--Kate: It's funny but unusable, unfriendly

--Tim: Does not pursue due to lack of support

-Voted on, passed

Kate: Motion to create a standing rule that a bid of an "Electra complex" is a bid of $2.01 and can always be used immediately after a successful bid of an "Oedipus complex"

-Sawyer: Is this allowed?

-Kate: Allows a particular case to override the bidding interval

-Liam: Requesting a report from the treasurer on whether we can afford the loss of 98 cents per bid

--Oliver: We can't afford this, will literally bankrupt us

-Tim: Motion to append such that the next minimum bid after an Electra complex is $3.00

--Kate: Seconded but unfriendly

--Voted on, passed

-Kate: Point of information: Do you have to diss the motion if you get called on

-Liam: We can't afford it, vote it down

-Sawyer: Which cussion?

-Kate: You can only bid 1.99 first due to stuff. This doesn't ruin anything

-Voted on, passed

REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

James: We are exec, meetings at 8 on thursday, not public yet

Sawyer: There is no event

SCHMUCKS

Dez: Wants to run an RPG when school stops, because i will be bored

Liam: Requesting a report from the Committee to assassinate the recsec on whether or not this is the best you idiot pansies have to offer

Tim: Request topic change because the chair is not yet a weenie

-Chair is no longer a weenie in topic

Kevin: Will be playing Outer Wilds in discord. Join me

Dez: Motion to declare James a weenie

-Out of order

Tim: Motion to purple purple seafoam green and left

Liam: I might stream video james development on friday evening

Kate: Motion to create the out of order committee

-Out of order

Matt: Motion to extend to a full non-official KGB hangout this friday

-Been extended

Tim: Motion to purple seafoam green and gtfo

MEETING ADJOURNED, BUT THE PAIN WILL CONTINUE