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GTFI
james: can actually read, read a passage about how onions are bad, pointed at kaylie
kaylie: went to vegas baybee, did not get addicted to gambling
sawyer: appreciate's james's "reading a quote from a book voice", went to new yahk baybee, was cool except when he got fucked with by a guy who messed with airpods
kevin: played elden ring
liam: made gnocchi, letter of the day is Y
oliver: time travelled on a plane, treasury is fat
james says "ANYWAY"
kevinshal: watched a penguin movie, watched the batman
liam: it's x now
COMM REPS
kushal: kevin stole my seat and thus my report: went to mexico, tried to kill his liver, met craig who knew that he was a coder
oliver: ad hoc CBP agent: wants to deport kushal back to mexico for not being white enough
kushal: ad hoc mexican immigration: only white people get interrogated in mexican CBP
tim: corn sub board: corn is 7.26
oliver: who wins? bushel of corn or gallon of gas?
woody: kleptomanicas (steals yon desk)
oliver: kleptomaniac's defense, got his charger back and it wasn't stolen
tim: nominating commitee:
-now with 80 percent less panini
-APRIL 11: that's when election is for exec
-platforms: make one
--at cmukgb.org/platforms
-- due april 8
- color of elections is purple
-- positions are in rank order
-- to vote you have to be in good standing who attended a meeting prior to the annual meeting who have paid dues
- we need quorum, if you can't make it, submit an absentee ballot
- proctors cannot run but cannot vote
- here's the snazzy ballot (snallot)
- no panini
- voting is instant runoff
- bring your own pen or pencil and scissors
- you can abstain
- example absentee ballot
- nom com is to try to appear neutral
- will not tell you who to vote for
- try to make sure a slate cannot be exhausted
- noms are open from march 14 through april 4
-- nom must be there to accept
ACTUAL NOMINATIONS
-kaylie: twain for s@a
-kaylie: twain for 1vp
-liam: kaylie for pres
-kushal: kevin for everything but corrsec
-kevin: kevin for corrsec
-oliver: charles for treasurer
-liam: charles for recsec
-kushal: everyone who is ineligble for s@a
-oliver: comm to ass pres for pres
-kevin: kaylie for corrsec
--denied
-oliver: howard for s@a
-liam: kaylie for 1vp
--denied
-kaylie: prospekt for s@a
-kaylie: izzy for s@a
-charles: ksock for pres
-oliver: julia for rec sec
-oliver: julia for s@a
-kushal: kiera for s@a
--denied
-kevin: sawyer for corsec
--denied
-kaylie: zack for s@a
--denied
oliver: kaylie for s@a
oliver: charles for s@a
kaylie: booth: we're painting shit this friday
sawyer: kevin said sadge during meeting: existence
OLD BEEZ
twain has it, spirit goes to woody, not fault: sadge, everything else including sad is fault
out of order comm
-fail by acclamation
--failed by oliver
-oliver saluted
-sawyer: something about passing by coinflipping
-sawyer: motion to pass by coinflip
--passes, heads flip, passes
-sold to oliver for 4 + 0% tip, whichbanded
NEW BEEZ
charles: motion to create the based committee
-purpose: for me to be it's chair
--not failed by acclamation
-howie: what's based
--charles: no comment
-woody: based on what
-izzy: baste or based
-woody: rename to baste committee
--retracted
-liam: rename to cringe committee
--passed
-woody: rename to sadge committee
--liam: i will feast on your organs
--kaylie: why
--passed
-ksuhal: where's your joke
-passed
-sold to woody for 7 + 0%, chaired by kevin
Oliver: motion to create the bays committee
purpose: of pigs
-liam: bayes joke
-oliver: reads some insane CIA shit
-kaylie: motion to decide by coinflip
--liam: omtion to decide by coinflip
---zack: motion to decide by coinflip
twain: motion to decide by coinflip
woody: motion to decide by coinflip
passed
heads/tails, back to liam's
---twain: out of order
---oliver: motion to decide by coinflip
---woody: motion to create the recursion purpose
ooo, bribed for 0
---purpose: motion to create the recursion committee
oliver/woody/twain decide by coinflips
sawyer: motion to pause and get a pravda
HE SAID SIX
woody: motion to create the recursion purpose
purpose: motion to decide by coinflip
passed
sold to liam for 6 + 0%, disbanded
sawyer: motino to allocate 77.77 for this week's event
ooo, bribed for 3 dollars
passed
passed
tails, back to olvier's
heads, passed
sold for 2+0% to woody, chaired by woody and anybody who's next to a person who is a chair
---passed, tails
-tim: motion to change to "base case committee", prupose: " to have a base case, fucking finally"
-sold to oliver for 6 and 60% tip, chaired by anyone who has done anything with 150
tim: motion to create the committee for the advancement of french nines and ninenteens
purpose: dix neufs
-passed
-sold to tim for 2 + 19%, chaired by anyone who speaks french no matter how little
announcements
HE SAID EXEC
we're exec
HE SAID SIX
we have an event, it's kontent
SCHMUCKS
woody: 😶
twain: let me sublet an apartment for 2 weeks from july 31 to august 15th
oliver: jesus christ he's advertising my food
tim: baskbetball, march madness, pay dues
woody: motion to salute sawyer
tim: hex 93e9be
-out of order
-woody: motino to decide by coinflip
-tim: gtfo
