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==OFFICER REPORTS== | ==OFFICER REPORTS== | ||
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- Kevin: Movie | - Kevin: Movie | ||
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- Twain: was supposed to volunteer, felt bad, | - Twain: was supposed to volunteer, felt bad, | ||
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- New person!!!:Chun/Chad, freshman, formal logic computation/Russian, from vietnam originally, pittsburgh since 3 years old, sometimes goes to park | - New person!!!:Chun/Chad, freshman, formal logic computation/Russian, from vietnam originally, pittsburgh since 3 years old, sometimes goes to park | ||
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- Charles: has two finals on same day tomorrow, definitely studying | - Charles: has two finals on same day tomorrow, definitely studying | ||
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- Kushal (Izzy): Has no clue what he did this weekend | - Kushal (Izzy): Has no clue what he did this weekend | ||
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- Julia: Little studying, Szechuan food is spicy | - Julia: Little studying, Szechuan food is spicy | ||
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- Howard: Little studying | - Howard: Little studying | ||
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- Kaylie: Antidepressants kicked in!!! Likes being alive now!!!! No finals!!! | - Kaylie: Antidepressants kicked in!!! Likes being alive now!!!! No finals!!! | ||
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==COMMITTEE REPORTS== | ==COMMITTEE REPORTS== | ||
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- Committee to assassinate president: nerf gun from office | - Committee to assassinate president: nerf gun from office | ||
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- Totally aboveboard arms committee: not carrying an unregistered fire alarm | - Totally aboveboard arms committee: not carrying an unregistered fire alarm | ||
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- Corn subsidies board: $8.13 a bushel | - Corn subsidies board: $8.13 a bushel | ||
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- Cats are stupid: cat jumped on stove, 500$ vet bill :( | - Cats are stupid: cat jumped on stove, 500$ vet bill :( | ||
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- Ad hoc point of order: KGB or MI6 (KGB) | - Ad hoc point of order: KGB or MI6 (KGB) | ||
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- Ad hoc ambiguous motions: kaylie almost cartwheel | - Ad hoc ambiguous motions: kaylie almost cartwheel | ||
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- Penguin movie of the week: not sure what it is, playing as leaving | - Penguin movie of the week: not sure what it is, playing as leaving | ||
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- Sword of gamocles: | - Sword of gamocles: | ||
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- Pinnacles of American journalism: “Biden’s Agenda at home Founders” | - Pinnacles of American journalism: “Biden’s Agenda at home Founders” | ||
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- Motion to take L: Out of order | - Motion to take L: Out of order | ||
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- Adhoc words sounding similar: Twain identifies as asthmatic asiatic | - Adhoc words sounding similar: Twain identifies as asthmatic asiatic | ||
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- Out of hors’deurves committee: no bucca di beppo :( | - Out of hors’deurves committee: no bucca di beppo :( | ||
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- Tim: bruschetta hor’deurves | - Tim: bruschetta hor’deurves | ||
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- Liam: everything is too much worse | - Liam: everything is too much worse | ||
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- Kaylie: we have an event this week | - Kaylie: we have an event this week | ||
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OLD BUSINESS | OLD BUSINESS | ||
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Oliver has the thing | Oliver has the thing | ||
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The fact that everyone is trying to murder Kevin is not Kaylie’s fault | The fact that everyone is trying to murder Kevin is not Kaylie’s fault | ||
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4/4,18,25 - Floor is magma committee, purpose “excrutiating discussions about the difference between magma and lava.” | 4/4,18,25 - Floor is magma committee, purpose “excrutiating discussions about the difference between magma and lava.” | ||
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- Motion to table until until October 1 2022, | - Motion to table until until October 1 2022, | ||
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- Amendment to 2202, failed (0-2) | - Amendment to 2202, failed (0-2) | ||
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- Passed, floor is magma committee tabled until october 1, 2022 | - Passed, floor is magma committee tabled until october 1, 2022 | ||
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Assassination attempts have been made on the president | Assassination attempts have been made on the president | ||
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==NEW BUSINESS== | ==NEW BUSINESS== | ||
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- Howard: Motion to make the “adhoc study for finals committee” purpose: try to stop procrastinating, maybe, perhaps | - Howard: Motion to make the “adhoc study for finals committee” purpose: try to stop procrastinating, maybe, perhaps | ||
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- Oliver: Motion to table for one week (passed) | - Oliver: Motion to table for one week (passed) | ||
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- Liam: Motion to untable procrastination committee (out of order) | - Liam: Motion to untable procrastination committee (out of order) | ||
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- “adhoc study for finals committee” been tabled for a week | - “adhoc study for finals committee” been tabled for a week | ||
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- James: Motion to make “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees | - James: Motion to make “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees | ||
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- Twain: motion to table for a week | - Twain: motion to table for a week | ||
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- Passed: been “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees, tabled for one week | - Passed: been “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees, tabled for one week | ||
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- Liam: motion to create the cosmic latte committee, purpose: to reckon with the fact that the background color of the universe is piss yellow | - Liam: motion to create the cosmic latte committee, purpose: to reckon with the fact that the background color of the universe is piss yellow | ||
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- Howard: mad about hexcode | - Howard: mad about hexcode | ||
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- Kushal: not my fault | - Kushal: not my fault | ||
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- Howard: all part of my plan | - Howard: all part of my plan | ||
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- James: motion to force kushal to change the background color of the universe | - James: motion to force kushal to change the background color of the universe | ||
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- Liam: If you average the colors of stars and piss same thing | - Liam: If you average the colors of stars and piss same thing | ||
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- Oliver: eat beets | - Oliver: eat beets | ||
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- Liam: motion to allocate 20$ for the purpose of buying baseball bats to hit kidneys in parking lots | - Liam: motion to allocate 20$ for the purpose of buying baseball bats to hit kidneys in parking lots | ||
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- Kaylie: motion to left | - Kaylie: motion to left | ||
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- Tim: space program for mixing stars and piss | - Tim: space program for mixing stars and piss | ||
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- Cosmic Latte Committee, sold for 13$ to Liam, chaired by Howard | - Cosmic Latte Committee, sold for 13$ to Liam, chaired by Howard | ||
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- Liam: motion to create standing rule, such that you can bid two values to bid them together, two zombie = 12$, corn job = 180$. (Emoji = heavy times sign) | - Liam: motion to create standing rule, such that you can bid two values to bid them together, two zombie = 12$, corn job = 180$. (Emoji = heavy times sign) | ||
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- Charles: dimensional analysis, $^2 | - Charles: dimensional analysis, $^2 | ||
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- Liam: understand that dollars are scalars | - Liam: understand that dollars are scalars | ||
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- Kevin gets roasted for not doing his job last year (mailbox etc.) | - Kevin gets roasted for not doing his job last year (mailbox etc.) | ||
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- Tim: if you fold dollars can be square | - Tim: if you fold dollars can be square | ||
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- James: mail dollar to KGB | - James: mail dollar to KGB | ||
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- Liam: mail James to KGB, needs funds | - Liam: mail James to KGB, needs funds | ||
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- Passed! New standing rule. | - Passed! New standing rule. | ||
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- Charles: motion to the floor | - Charles: motion to the floor | ||
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- Oliver: motion to table for two weeks | - Oliver: motion to table for two weeks | ||
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- James: motion to table for 2 weeks | - James: motion to table for 2 weeks | ||
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- Liam: motion to create the confusing sandwiches committee, purpose: “basically that” | - Liam: motion to create the confusing sandwiches committee, purpose: “basically that” | ||
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- Sold to Oliver for 7$, chaired by: “Sand-dis” | - Sold to Oliver for 7$, chaired by: “Sand-dis” | ||
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- Kaylie: is the floor lava | - Kaylie: is the floor lava | ||
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- Floor is lava committee: yes | - Floor is lava committee: yes | ||
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- Tim: motion to create “Charles hood magma memorial committee”, purpose: “rest in peace” | - Tim: motion to create “Charles hood magma memorial committee”, purpose: “rest in peace” | ||
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- Oliver: motion to ammend to ligma, unfriendly | - Oliver: motion to ammend to ligma, unfriendly | ||
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- Kaylie: magma these nuts | - Kaylie: magma these nuts | ||
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- Sold to James for 3$, chaired: all the hoods on Charles’s jackets | - Sold to James for 3$, chaired: all the hoods on Charles’s jackets | ||
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==ANNOUNCEMENTS== | ==ANNOUNCEMENTS== | ||
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WE R KGB | WE R KGB | ||
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No more meetings, no more exec meetings | No more meetings, no more exec meetings | ||
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Event sign ups closed, but we are meeting at 5:30 wednesday to go to Bucca di Beppo, message exec if want to go and haven’t signed up, dress fancy | Event sign ups closed, but we are meeting at 5:30 wednesday to go to Bucca di Beppo, message exec if want to go and haven’t signed up, dress fancy | ||
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Summer meetings, if you’re in town, Doherty steps, 5:30, do fake meeting, just like 20 minutes, then get food. If in pittsburgh over the summer people will be there | Summer meetings, if you’re in town, Doherty steps, 5:30, do fake meeting, just like 20 minutes, then get food. If in pittsburgh over the summer people will be there | ||
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==SCHMUCKS== | ==SCHMUCKS== | ||
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Kushal: graduation party on Saturday, let Kushal know if interested | Kushal: graduation party on Saturday, let Kushal know if interested | ||
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Oliver: more booth shirts, react to message in discord if interested, min order is 12 shirts, 15$ for dues paying member, 20$ otherwise | Oliver: more booth shirts, react to message in discord if interested, min order is 12 shirts, 15$ for dues paying member, 20$ otherwise | ||
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Liam: on wednesday we are going to Giuseppe’s hole | Liam: on wednesday we are going to Giuseppe’s hole | ||
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Tim: good luck on finals, have nice summer, vulpix | Tim: good luck on finals, have nice summer, vulpix | ||
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Liam: buy moar tangerines | Liam: buy moar tangerines | ||
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Kushal: Space | Kushal: Space | ||
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Kushal: purple purple GTFO | Kushal: purple purple GTFO | ||
Latest revision as of 17:08, 11 August 2023
OFFICER REPORTS
- Kevin: Movie
- Twain: was supposed to volunteer, felt bad,
- New person!!!:Chun/Chad, freshman, formal logic computation/Russian, from vietnam originally, pittsburgh since 3 years old, sometimes goes to park
- Charles: has two finals on same day tomorrow, definitely studying
- Kushal (Izzy): Has no clue what he did this weekend
- Julia: Little studying, Szechuan food is spicy
- Howard: Little studying
- Kaylie: Antidepressants kicked in!!! Likes being alive now!!!! No finals!!!
COMMITTEE REPORTS
- Committee to assassinate president: nerf gun from office
- Totally aboveboard arms committee: not carrying an unregistered fire alarm
- Corn subsidies board: $8.13 a bushel
- Cats are stupid: cat jumped on stove, 500$ vet bill :(
- Ad hoc point of order: KGB or MI6 (KGB)
- Ad hoc ambiguous motions: kaylie almost cartwheel
- Penguin movie of the week: not sure what it is, playing as leaving
- Sword of gamocles:
- Pinnacles of American journalism: “Biden’s Agenda at home Founders”
- Motion to take L: Out of order
- Adhoc words sounding similar: Twain identifies as asthmatic asiatic
- Out of hors’deurves committee: no bucca di beppo :(
- Tim: bruschetta hor’deurves
- Liam: everything is too much worse
- Kaylie: we have an event this week
OLD BUSINESS
Oliver has the thing
The fact that everyone is trying to murder Kevin is not Kaylie’s fault
4/4,18,25 - Floor is magma committee, purpose “excrutiating discussions about the difference between magma and lava.”
- Motion to table until until October 1 2022,
- Amendment to 2202, failed (0-2)
- Passed, floor is magma committee tabled until october 1, 2022
Assassination attempts have been made on the president
NEW BUSINESS
- Howard: Motion to make the “adhoc study for finals committee” purpose: try to stop procrastinating, maybe, perhaps
- Oliver: Motion to table for one week (passed)
- Liam: Motion to untable procrastination committee (out of order)
- “adhoc study for finals committee” been tabled for a week
- James: Motion to make “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees
- Twain: motion to table for a week
- Passed: been “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees, tabled for one week
- Liam: motion to create the cosmic latte committee, purpose: to reckon with the fact that the background color of the universe is piss yellow
- Howard: mad about hexcode
- Kushal: not my fault
- Howard: all part of my plan
- James: motion to force kushal to change the background color of the universe
- Liam: If you average the colors of stars and piss same thing
- Oliver: eat beets
- Liam: motion to allocate 20$ for the purpose of buying baseball bats to hit kidneys in parking lots
- Kaylie: motion to left
- Tim: space program for mixing stars and piss
- Cosmic Latte Committee, sold for 13$ to Liam, chaired by Howard
- Liam: motion to create standing rule, such that you can bid two values to bid them together, two zombie = 12$, corn job = 180$. (Emoji = heavy times sign)
- Charles: dimensional analysis, $^2
- Liam: understand that dollars are scalars
- Kevin gets roasted for not doing his job last year (mailbox etc.)
- Tim: if you fold dollars can be square
- James: mail dollar to KGB
- Liam: mail James to KGB, needs funds
- Passed! New standing rule.
- Charles: motion to the floor
- Oliver: motion to table for two weeks
- James: motion to table for 2 weeks
- Liam: motion to create the confusing sandwiches committee, purpose: “basically that”
- Sold to Oliver for 7$, chaired by: “Sand-dis”
- Kaylie: is the floor lava
- Floor is lava committee: yes
- Tim: motion to create “Charles hood magma memorial committee”, purpose: “rest in peace”
- Oliver: motion to ammend to ligma, unfriendly
- Kaylie: magma these nuts
- Sold to James for 3$, chaired: all the hoods on Charles’s jackets
ANNOUNCEMENTS
WE R KGB
No more meetings, no more exec meetings
Event sign ups closed, but we are meeting at 5:30 wednesday to go to Bucca di Beppo, message exec if want to go and haven’t signed up, dress fancy
Summer meetings, if you’re in town, Doherty steps, 5:30, do fake meeting, just like 20 minutes, then get food. If in pittsburgh over the summer people will be there
SCHMUCKS
Kushal: graduation party on Saturday, let Kushal know if interested
Oliver: more booth shirts, react to message in discord if interested, min order is 12 shirts, 15$ for dues paying member, 20$ otherwise
Liam: on wednesday we are going to Giuseppe’s hole
Tim: good luck on finals, have nice summer, vulpix
Liam: buy moar tangerines
Kushal: Space
Kushal: purple purple GTFO
