Spalsen

Sawyer Palsen is a person. Or so he claims.

Officer Dossiers

RecSec, 2020-2021

Sawyer is specially trained to type and record everything he sees. Some say that he types so fast, the words are in the minutes before you’ve even said them.

Weapon of Choice: Keyboard

Preceded by Woody McCoy

Recording Secretary 2020-2021

Succeeded by $RECSEC