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cmartens, more often known as chrisamaphone, mostly lives on [http://www.livejournal.com Livejournal]. She is occasionally seen consorting with [[Mkehrt|birds]] or writing code.
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=== Contact Info ===
 
* Email: cmartens ''at'' andrew ''dot'' cmu ''dot'' edu
 
 
 
=== Officer Dossier ===
 
The proper prepartation of a Chrisamaphone:
 
 
 
* Two small kittens, preferably with ears
 
* Two bits of different lemon flavored cookies
 
* Three cups dehydrated water, rehydrated
 
 
 
Preheat oven to 350 degrees and give the kitten a saucer of milk. Mix the lemon cookie and water until fully absorbed by the sponge and serve over pasta salad. If no lemon cookies are available, substitute orange-flavored chocolate to form substitute officer [[User:Gwillen|gwillen]].
 
 
 
(written by [[User:Ddagradi]])
 

Revision as of 18:05, 1 December 2006

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