User:Dominic
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Corresponding Secretary, 2006-2007:
Years ago, the Baltimore County School Board decided to expel Dominic from the entire public school system. This was largely due to an explosion in the school's creamed corn silo that is best left unexplained. The entirety of his existence before the explosion has been wiped from the National Identification System. His new life as a hobo on the streets of the South kept him alive for several years, but it wasn't until someone got a taste of the pie he made in a dark alleyway that he finally got his big break. While the symptoms of his insanity are generally kept at bay, he is known to have flare ups, such as wandering the streets in business clothes (this being unusual as he is clearly a pirate).
Dominic thinks User:Csjackso is lame for being a poophead.
