Dkirby

dkirby Daniel John Kirby is DEFINITELY NOT FULL OF HIMSELF.

He is an incredibly handsome, dashingly witty, amazingly intelligent, and definitely not editing this wiki page man. (Source: dkirby Daniel John Kirby)

He has a penchant for strange radio shows, bicycles, and suspenders.

List of Names, ordered by preference

• Dan John
• Daniel John
• Danny John
• Dan
• Jack
• Danny Johnny
• dkirby
• DanJo
• DJ Kirby
• DJ Kirbstomp
• DJ K
• DK
• Kirbisdan
• Ding Kirby
• Dijon Kirby (although, that just sounds silly)

Unknown preference level:

• The PUNisher

Note that "Dan Kirby" is not on this list. This is because this name transcends preference. It is unclear what this means.