- 1 Officer Reports
- 2 Committees
- 2.1 Pop Occultism
- 2.2 Committee to Deny the Existence of Rochester New York
- 2.3 Gratuitous Obscenities
- 2.4 Steelers
- 2.5 Profound historical misquote
- 2.6 Musical Committee
- 2.7 Misappropriate Short Hair
- 2.8 Row of Matts
- 2.9 Misappropriate Long Hair
- 2.10 Committee for Manic Laughter
- 2.11 Find or build Abe a Girlfriend
- 2.12 Committee to Encourage George W Bush to become the center square in hollywood squares
- 3 Old Business
- 4 New Business
- 5 Announcements
- 6 Schmucks
The Part of Jared will be played by Glisson.
Is president. Did some stuff. Played tons of a pixelated games where you fly ships around. Also played Glisson in Star-Fox, was a total bitch to Glisson and won.
Alfred. CS. New York City. Um. Sharon. New Jersey. That is uninteresting. Middle of nowhere. CS.
Kicked Jared's ass is Star Fox. Beat Richard a couple of times. Saw into the woods and now Steven Steinheim is stuck in his head. Thats all the interesting stuff he did. Spent soul on robotics project.
Weekend! Lots of old video games! Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of ITR. Five and a half hours. No event this week! But if you are here, you can plan your own event.
Shawn reports on the event
Shawn was playing WoW during the event. Old video games are not as good as we think they are. Mostly just big pixels going "boop". 6 year old Shawn would want to stay.
Nicole is curled up on the ground. Instead of standing up, went further down.
Weekend. Danced. Not games. Not programing labs. Because was dancing all week. Chrisamaphone sent her a thing, but needs to more than one thing to make a Pravda? So SUBMIT TO PRAVDA!
Lots of video games. Lots of ITR. Duck isn't yellow. Zsparks doesn't have a hand.
Weekend. Some work, not as much as normal. Quantum of Solace. Video games, monkey island, got stuck. ITR was a lot of fun. Not not doing work at thanksgiving. Not seeing us either.
To the person who almost got a penny down her pants -- not the treasurer anymore. Had a weekend. Didn't sleep. Shirt turned from Blue to Maroon while she slept. So has two personalities and is a crime-fighting ninja at night. Glad that it is thanksgiving.
Guy who is wearing a 2112 shirt is applauded. Shawn got box 2112 when he was a student here, made him happy.
Don't spend your time stringing and tuning your instrument. Start making music now: Play covers of rush songs. Either you can or your can't. Either way, you are right: Go on Bill O'Reilly tombstone. Failure is opportunity in disguise: Epic fail is epic opportunity in epic disguise? Now is a lucky time for you, take a chance: Paul preempted his attempt to quote something. He is our personal savior. People who are late are often happier than those who have to wait for them: People who are late people are the happiest people. The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is you know when to cringe. No bird soars to high if he soars with his own wings. No epic bird...
Committee to Deny the Existence of Rochester New York
Labbott may be in the event horizon.
Yiff. The furry musical. Written by someone he knows.
Er, we beat the Bengals? Rec Sec was distracted.
Shawn predicted the steelers wouldn't win more than 6 games. Now have won 8. Ashamed at his picking ability. In the future, will not be making any predictions, he predicts.
Drafted a punter named Pico? More talk about Punting.
Profound historical misquote
Free at last -- Someone on Dr. Pepper
Chair reports success.
Misappropriate Short Hair
What happened Pete? Glisson was like "Who the fuck is that guy playing on my couch?".
Row of Matts
Almond can stay for ONE WHOLE MEETING. Enjoy him while he lasts
Misappropriate Long Hair
Pete, your hair looks awesome.
Committee for Manic Laughter
Dr. Horribles' Sing Along Blog has good instructions
Find or build Abe a Girlfriend
Pete no longer qualifies
Committee to Encourage George W Bush to become the center square in hollywood squares
He'll be free soon
Jared has it. Gave it to Liz. It is now a Canadian Quarter.
Almond has it. Shawn and Quxuum Variety Hour is not his fault.
Committee to project Jared's GIANT HEAD at the KGB meeting
Purpose: Project Jared's GIANT HEAD at the KGB meeting.
Praise the leader.
Ad hoc people with giant heads approves.
In Jared's head, you project soviet Russia.
In Favor: Project your GIANT HEAD
- rec sec was busy projecting his GIANT HEAD to catch anything else* But it passed
GIANT HEADS committee
- rec sec was busy projecting JARED'S GIANT HEAD*
- president saluted*
- tried to talk with the president*
In Favor: Wave at Giant head!
Opposed: Hide your head in shame
- finding Jared more blue pages*
Passes: Sells to Zsparks. He and anyone else who can't wear most hats to chair.
Axis and Allies Committee
Purpose: To celebrate this the great game that is Axis and Allies
Reports are not as long as the Diplomacy Committee.
What will it revolve around?
Don't make me start the Risk/Illuminati/Instertgamehere Committee
In Favor: Reenact WW2 in WW1
Opposed: Reenact Monopoly in Sorry
Abstain: Imagine what it would be like to have a squid in Axis and Allies.
Passes: $2 to Zhouyuan
Flock of DOOM Committee
To train the Flock of Geese that lives in Panther Hallow Lake to kill our foes.
Lake at Dr. Quxuum's campus had a large lake in the shape of Alabama. 60 pairs a geese nesting. Transport geese to Panther Hallow.
Misappropriate Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes: Committee is Fowl
Proper way to catch a goose is at 3 in the morning in a shower curtain.
Squirrels as infantry?
No geese... lake is frozen. Phase one is going well.
Good idea/bad idea committee: GREAT IDEA
Finance by selling a game based on same plan. Called Red Alert.
80s committee: I ran. I ran so far away.
Call the question!
In Favor: Act like a squirrel in flight.
Opposed: Act like what is going to happen to the KGB members that attempt to train geese and fail.
Abstaining: Be really uninterested in all kinds of birds.
$4 to Npsnyder. Himself to chair.
KGB Sponsored Mornington Crescent
Purpose: Dallas Hill?
Anyone got a yoyo?
Remind me what this is? Game where you have to use your knowledge of the London Subway System to be awesome.
Misappropriate the Pigeon Holing Committee and the Time Travel Committee to Approve.
Table fencing has a yoyo.
In Favor: Act like you are on the wrong subway.
Opposed: Played a game of table fencing.
Abstaining: Try again to play a game of sorry while acting out monopoly.
$10 to Quxuum. Shawn Quxuum Ammaresc and Paul to chair.
Purpose: Build a giant panda bear to attack Wean.
Changed to Misses Named Committee
Misses Named Committee. Untitled. Canvas and Oil.
Quxuum tried to rename it to "Mistress Named, 'Untitled'". Not friendly. Glisson didn't hear a second.
Zsparks tried to rename it to "Mistress Named, 'Untitled'". Now we are discussing.
Zsparks tried to rename it to "The committee formally know as "Mistress Named Committee, 'Untilted' Esquire". Now we are discussing.
In Favor of Renaming: Sing the song "Me and Mrs Jones"
Opposed to Renaming: Apologize
Abstaining: Call this committee Fred
Motion to postpone original motion
In Favor of Motion: Postpone your response indefinitely
Motion to postpone fails
Call the question!
In Favor: Raise your hand
Opposed: Raise your other hand
$7 to Aballard. Disbanded.
All three LotR extended edition. Starting Friday at 2PM in Breed Hall.
8:00 All University Orchestra. Some KGB members are in it. Go watch. It is awesome.
6:30 ESG! Todd Crow talking about the first Emperor of China.