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eforney had a weekend! it was Carnival weekend it was great old people and cake, r7 party, general awesomeness. then it was cold. before this weekend, had 3 years on exec - learned some things about KGB Bubbles had a weekend! in the interest of time, there was booth and carnival thanks for helping with booth, guys tvaughan had a carnival it was fun! there's an event! it's new 2veep's problem mmeyerho had a weekend! booth and funnel cake and old people it was cool might or might not care anymore - submit to pravda! tbroman Had a year! It's been amazing. Thanks, KGB. kharring has a report there was carnival stuff
it was crazy
was partially in charge of carnival treasurer's report: $2292.93 in our account right now, 200-300 in gift account but reimbursements are coming out of that beginning of this year: $900 ($100 outstanding for booth moneys) cshaffer had a weekend sometime got drunk and married a whole bunch of people including eforney and Bubbles, and Vasily Radmanovich to VHS tapes and rglenn to booth but we killed booth had to work through carnival on distributed
the Committee to Not Burn Down Roselawn 7: another year of continued lack of failure the Puzzling Committee reports: we will be planning fall puzzle hunt... starting next week the Add Hawk Committee saw the hawk! the Time Mafia has no involvement in this election the eforney is pretty Committee reports you are wearing an excellent shirt
dkirby has the Thing. Not his fault: forgetting the Thing. Gives the spirit of the Thing to rbullen. Not her fault: SIO sucking
At this point there is an interlude while tbroman doesn't take notes and the new recsec has not been elected. Xander takes up the minutes after recsec elections, and shamelessly copies the format from tbroman. So. Yeah.
Treasurer candidates Marlena: Is wearing a lot of bling. Is responsible. Hopes to do a great job as treasurer. Shelby: Has a large amount of dollar bills which she rubs on herself. Steven: Is responsible, knows finance. Got an A in AP econ and a 5 on the exam. Can write a budget and a check. Has old pennies. Can bring in dollar coins for ammunition. kharring: We now have $1000 more even though we had expenses. She did a good job and knows the weird guy at the bank and is definitely not a terrorist. Has blackmail on the student body finance guy. kharring wins
Sergeant at Arms candidates Marlena: Has arms! Will redesign the website! Jcolmar: Knows his stuff. And has arms. Is large loud and colorful. No one has looked at or fired a dart at the president yet. He is already doing a good job. Steven: Defends the KGB against a demon with an axe and the belief of the KGB. Gains 500 gp. Gained 50 xp. Dkirby: Really nice and humble. Reads an excerpt from “Twilight fanfic”. (Romeo and Juliet Act I Scene I). (Visvesva and Otsachor were not present) (RecSec felt disenfranchised when his vote was ignored for like 40 seconds) Marlena wins
We have a new exec! President: Bubbles (1st ballot) 1veep: tvaughan (2nd ballot) 2veep: tbroman (2nd ballot) CorSec: mmeyerho (3rd ballot) RecSec: Xander (3rd ballot) Treasurer: kharring (1st ballot) Sergeant at Arms: Marlena (2nd ballot)
Some stories that were told during elections: Xander’s near terrorist activites at the airport Quxxum’s story about the Allegheny observatory Jcolmar’s story about an unlucky spider eater Maija’s story about manah manah being in an Italian made Swedish porno Kharring's story about stupid people at carnival Marlena’s story about a frog not being a puppy to the dismay of her friend Rglenn’s story about a dead bunny and a reporter Maija’s story about not picking up frogs Tvaughan’s story about the bank lever and possibly assisting in a bank robbery Quxxum said something about something about twitter and WQED James tells a story about the definition of irony.
Bubbles: Already had a report tvaughan: Had a weekend visceeli happened tbroman: Had a weekend carnival and stuff Margaret: Had carnival, SUBMIT TO PRAVDA Xander: Had a carnival, there was awesome stuff then not awesome stuff kharring: Made a carnival and there was a mouse and clear the decks Marlena: Had a carnival and workdeath
Old business/committee reports:
Ad-hoc Dan Kirby's nightmare in dreamland: There was a murder and he was involved and he had to hide the body. The E&M professor was the detective Clyde's friend Batman is looking for a job.
Assassinations committee: Welcome
Ad-hoc Bubbles is pretty: He is not wearing a bra
Bring Shank to campus: Success and looking for a pan
Puzzling committee: Puzzlehunt planning starts next week! Come to the meeting if you want to help!
Subtle Racisms committee: Yet again, there is another all white exec...
Create the Buggy Every Day Committee: Purpose: Do not do buggy every day Changed purpose: Do buggy every day - friendly Passed Sold for $5 to egladdin, chairs: everyone who is in a buggy org
Allocated $50 for Useless Stuff Auction Motion to kick Teki in the ass (still eforney, so no.) Motion to #define Teki Bubbles Motion to kick Teki in the ass Motion to replenish the fund (passes) Dues set for 2012-2013: $15 for the full year, $10 for semester Events: bake barter/useless stuff auction
Real Relevant Announcements:
USELESS STUFF AUCTION! BAKE BARTER! All over your FACE! Puzzlehunt meetings will start next week Hand in your hard hats if you have not done so already to exec/booth chairs Booth t-shirts are available for pick up.
Bowling this Saturday evening. Watch the bboard. Motion to salute the president CAULK JOKE! We gtfo.