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eforney looks like scunning Had a weekend! went to Rochester and it was interesting drove in the snow showed up at friend's house at 3am went to a garbage restaurant and 2 record stores was a designated driver; friend puked a lot Bubbles Had a weekend! Event was trivia night, which went well--thanks Quizbowl people for the buzzers this morning: snowmelt story about Roselawn roofs new people (name, major, where from, something completely uninteresting) Jordan, CS prefrosh, Northern VA*, is male *went to TJ! jboning is excited tvaughan Had a week and winter break was doing a microsoft interview last week--got an offer! is working there this summer semester is pretty light EVENT! Tool Training, 7pm on Friday in the Kage that's how the cookie crumbles good night and good luck mmeyerho Had a weekend! Trivia night was awesome thanks for making jeopardy boards, Bubbles/tbroman there was a lot of sugar and a little bit of real food at the potluck part Saturday: auditioned for Dancers Symposium--5 times kage kleanup ITR got into DS! will write a pravda? SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?! tbroman Had a weekend! Got up SOOOO EARLY this morning for ski tickets--before 6:30 woke up to "every time we touch" Finally has all his textbooks bought Cities In Motion, an urban transportation-planning sim, but won't get to play it for a while Best friend from middle school, now at Cal, posted on Facebook that he has a Google interview. KGB/cluster makes that seem like nbd (though he is 2 years younger in my year) kharring Had a weekend! along with Bubbles, made cake from scratch for the Potluck making cake was an adventure - no shortening, used butter instead. left out a cup of flour. it turned out ok encountered a police officer in the hall - smell of marijuana from another apartment? baking/baked pun woke up early for ski tickets, but then slept more cshaffer Had a weekend, did stuff went skiing woke up really early to ski, with some people early, but managed to be awake for it stopped falling down on skis then, they left played D&D for 7 hours. He was a cat, Xander was a monk. Clyde was a talking cat but Xander didn't know that, Clyde had a raspy British accent. Also, Dan was basically Clyde's bitch.
The ad-hoc Nerf Assassins Committee reminds everyone that KGB meetings are neutral territory The Time Mafia Committee, in conjunction with the Floor is Lava Committee, reports offering a new form of insurance Booth Committee: art planning meeting: Wednesday 7pm, PH A19 Tool Training on Friday The Committee to Explain Xander's References reports: it's not the inconceivable horror room, it's the inconcievable ("in-con-sy-ev-able") horror room. But that's not even a word! That's how horrible it is! The ad-hoc Bigger Like Smaller Committee, in conjunction with the Storytelling Corollary Committee: epic and thrilling tale of snowfall is like sitting and watching paint dry or grass grow or something The misappropriated Puzzling Committee was in Boston to go in MIT Mystery Hunt. jboning's team WON!!!! Got a medal. it's shiny. was tons of fun. You should all run puzzle hunts! The Taxidermy Committee, in conjunction with the Conspicuous Crossover Committee, reports: alligator beef jerky The misappropriated 251 Torture Committee reports: we have puzzle hunts too The ad-hoc Double Google Committee reports: double google The ad-hoc I Think You Might Be Confused Committee reports: no, thank you for the flyer, but I'm a girl, so I can't rush Sig Tau The Kalimaaaa Committee reports: volcanic eruptions are as awesome as you think, and apparetnly all volcanoes are female The Suspicious Packages Committee reports: second week of classes, package line is not long The ad-hoc Line to Antagonize DDs Committee reports: can legally drink, can't legally drive! The Bagger Committee asks: what the heck is going on? KGB records a laugh The Puzzling Committee reports: PuzzleHunt is 2/18 pending room reservations; team page will be up shortly The ad-hoc mbritton's Birthday Committee reports: it's mbritton's birthday! The Committee for Awkward and Inappropriate Musical Accompaniment, in conjunction with the Committee of the Whole, wishes mbritton a happy birthday in song The Fortune-Telling Fish Committee, in conjunction with the Evil Seafood League, is intrigued by the entry of the bagger; wonders if this could be the first step to the prophecy; stay away from squid Hitler please The ad-hoc KGB Is Not a Choir Committee reports success The Don't Worry, It's for Science Committee tells the bagger don't worry, you'll find out later The Repeat That in Song Committee reports success The Time Travel Committee tells the bagger to attend exec meetings; you will be the greatest president KGB has ever had! The misappropriated KGB Sing-Along Blog Committee asks: why did that never happen? ...oh, right... The misappropriated Spoken Song Lyrics Committee reports: happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you question asked about minutes The Department of Gambling Redundancy, in conjunction with the KGB Debtors Committee, reports: it still has 2 outstanding debts.. in both senses of the word "outstanding" The Dan Kirby is So Full of Himself Committee reports: it doesn't count as reading the minutes to ctrl+f for one's own name... but dkirby still does that
Marlena gives the Thing to pcd. Not his fault: the abysmal weather
create the Volcanic Mammal Committee to spawn firefoxes to light exec's pants on fire is the Recsec wearing pants? (yes) I have a ninetails! The various and sundry misappropriated Pokemon committees report: magmar! great balls of fire joke The Fortune-Telling Fish Committee reports: magmar vote: passes sold $4 tvaughan, DISBANDED
create the Misappropriated Ad Hoc Committee to be misappropriated and ad hoc The Misappropriations Committee and the Add Hawk Committee are all like whaaaaaa note: this committee duplicates the Committee of the Whole The Worcester Committee for Unwanted Committees approves motion to create the Out of Order Committee (out of order) counterpoint: hawks are awesome The ad-hoc Misappropriated Ad Hoc Committee reports success holy crap a helicopter--GO TARTANS GO! The Recursion Committee is wary The ad-hoc Misappropriated Ad Hoc Committee approves vote: passes sold $8 tbroman, chairs him
create the Everyone Hates Gingers Committee to get more people to go to Gingers for food the ad-hoc Almost Racist Committee would like to report that that's almost racist the ad-hoc Blatant Racisms Committee reports failure tvaughan: bad news: if your joke is only funny because it's almost racist, it's still racist it's not easy being orange hair color does not constitute race the ad-hoc Needlessly Inflammatory Committee says: dudes the ad-hoc Needlessly Inflammatory Committee says: red hair is needlessly inflammatory... the ad-hoc Tim Minchin Committee notes: only a ginger can call another ginger ginger the ad-hoc Pyros Committee says: nothing is needlessly inflammatory the ad-hoc Hypocritical Racist Against Whites Committee: there's an awful lot of honkys in here the ad-hoc Odd Simpsons Quote Committee: flammable means inflammable? what a country! motion to insert in name "going to" - passes the winner of the race war is the one who gets to the finish lines first vote: passes as the Everyone Hates Going to Gingers Committee sold $7 egarbade, chairs him and memcginn
create the Needlessly Inflammatory Committee to save face because a face saved is a face earned motion to change "earned" in the purpose to "burned" - unfriendly if this committee is needless, why make it? (has that ever stopped us before?) it's not needless--the inflammation is needless, but the committee is not motion to change the name of the committee to the Heedless Inflammatory Committee: unfriendly the ad-hoc Dr. Britton Committee proscribes 2 ibuprofen and a topical rub motion to change the name of the committee to the Needless Inflammation Committee: fails CS is the stupidest major Xander's face is the stupidest major request report from the Don't Worry, It's for Science Committee: CS is the dumbest major the ad-hoc Needless Inflammability Committee says burn baby burn David Tennant just sucks as a Doctor, sorry vote: passes sold $9 memcginn, chairs anyone who is racist off the Internet
create the Committee to Get a Song Stuck in Your Head to because sharing is caring report requested from the Spoken Song Lyrics Committee motion to change the name of the committee to the Day the Music Died Committee: unfriendly we purple motion to create the Out of Order Committee (out of order) motion to seafoam green (dilatory) the Bagger Committee reports: this is madness is it a small world after all? the Spoken Song Lyrics Committee reports: this is the final countdown vote: passes sold $6 dmeng, chairs Rick Astley and Rebecca Black
allocate $50 for event - it's a good idea
create the Worry, It's for Magic Committee to sorcery burn the witch! motion to change the name and purpose to the Worry, It's for Art Committee with purpose: modern art - passes the Wizard Dueling Committee strongly objects the first week and a half of engineering class: drawing you know those couple million dollars we spent on a giant pointy thing on campus? you should probably worry about that motion to change the purpose back to sorcery - friendly the Oh Shit What have we Done Committee is worried we haven't just bought a forge... don't worry, it's for art we're going to stick a huge phallus in the middle of campus... Xander mentioned welding for booth... kharring is worried vote: passes sold $7 mbritton, DISBANDED
create the Committee to Redefine Perfection to create new definitions for words that would otherwise never be used what is perfection mean now? scrabble actually does this... also Balderdash tatterdemalion: now: pre-weather jeans went spelunking, and someone said bulbous bouffant not filling lexical gaps, drilling lexical holes southerners don't say "salubrious" ah engineering: perfectly ok, as long as within tolerance obnoxitity quarterstaff: now: an off day at exec vote: passes sold $25 memcginn, chairs him and tbroman
EVENT! Tool training! Useless People Auction. Email exec!
the Onion is lecturing in McConomy at 6! Come along! next monday there will be cake at KGB eforney and ccolombo: sororities are informally recruiting nerf wars: mcginnis will kill people who hit him with nerf darts, or at least keep the darts we gtfo