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skipping the first 3 Zora had a weekend work froyo booth! vote next week if you haven't yet paid dues, bummer $15/semester, $20/year Joe had a weekend and then the toc he's moved on to visual puns captured a ufo on tape Murphy had a weekend started on thursday as it does went to purity ring went to the thrival festival panic at the disco! went to a juggling festival! watched pulp fiction can't stop listening to the music really loves pulp fiction
music for hobbiests: fast music sounds good when professionals do it go back and try again swear of the week BLAST oh god i'm old in conj with murphy's officer report panic at the disco is old? amazing realizations about the future murphy's hair destiny is greg universe catspiracy theory what if you replaced the recruiters with cats music for hobbiest marlena mentally invented the mp3 player misap swear of the week skye's professor: SENTIMENT! storytelling committee CMU Is Hard Read by Joe shit jokes as the saying goes: how do you get to carnegie hall? eeeeh any 61 or 71 will do murphy comes up with all of these all by himself ship jokes blares its horn menacingly snip jokes a haircut we are now in purple ad hoc spirit of steven cunningham walking to the sky? more like walking to the bad architecture
the Thing! all the jobs everyone's not getting are not Brian's fault this week actual soviet spies committee motion to table for an hour PASSES
sekret soviet spies: let's see how this goes motion to table indefinitely FAILS motion to change the k to a c FAILS motion to table and gtfo dilatory PASSES $1 to Nika, russian numberwang: thaaaaaaaaat's numberwang 14 thaaaaaaaaat's numberwang schleventy five thaaaaaaaaat's numberwang fiftyflirp thaaaaaaaaat's numberwang let's rotate the stage six hundred twenty elf that's not numberwang skye is putting in an order for propeller beanies that say "thaaaaaat's numberwang" on them FAILS incredible dedication to childish production value: yeah pretty much that the storytelling committee: the act before panic at the disco it was good! had 3 foot balloons on stage handed them out as everything came back, the balloons popped and confetti came out and then there was a parachute??? and the guy came and danced with the audience and then a security guard came and LIFTED HIM OUT and put him back on stage ab tech story: zola jesus at one point she ran out off stage during rehearsal ab tech was like, wow, that's weird, she's not gonna do that in the actual performance WELL YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED PASSES $2 to Joe, concert squids will chair
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event PASSES better trivia: what's the answer who, was the president? are we on jeopardy or not? what ARE frogs? PASSES $1 to skye, better trivia will chair elevator rave: to find out which of the elevators on campus are capable of holding raves so there was an elevator picnic last week turns out if you sit in the elevator and no one calls it for 4 minutes, the light goes off joe found a strobelight and craig put on sandstorm ....but no jumping also there's no ac so it's gross incorrect way to host a rave: borrowing a generator we always wanted carbon monoxide poisoning please don't jump (one must follow all of the capture the flag rules when having raves in elevators) the morewood gardens elevators are a DISASTER murphy's friends got in and it FELL ot the basement skye got trapped with ballroom dancers brian got almost stuck when the door stopped halfway open and then the elevator started SINKING PASSES $1 to dillon, anybody who participates in elevator rave will chair amphibian classification committee: frogs are amphibians, squids are not is mayonnaise an amphibian? no erin, mayonnaise is not an amphibian what about horseradish? horseradish isn't either are duck tours amphibians? thaaaaaaat's numberwang PASSES $1 to murphy, malcolm mcdowel wil chair northwestern tree octopus: pretty much that it has its own website glenn read a short story where the evil plan was to genetically engineer organisms then release them into the wild then to hunt them as curiosities the website is about SAVING the northwestern tree octopus PASSES $1 to joe, every single octopus who lives in a tree skill-based committee: to test people's skills what kind of skills you'll see is luck considered a skill your family's security is in danger, and i have a very specific set of skills dillon, put down the airplane wait til the auction request report from the assassinations committee hi PASSES $3 to dillon, whoever can first get to this airplane (craig) will chair skye go talk to murphy motion to make an allocation not to exceed $30 for supplies for Human's vs Zombies PASSES committee on the undead: destroy the humans nooooooooo change the purpose to "destroy the undead" FAILS where can people sign up? cmukgb.org/zombies or zombies.cmukgb.org or talk to skye! change name to "committee on unliving affairs" PASSES PASSES $1 to skye, everyone who plays hvz will chair also the link works
EVENT video game night! sign up to bring stuff at cmukgb.org/games best to bring games that are multiplayer, cooperative, quick switches, can be played by committee DUES if you haven't payed your dues yet, you can't vote in next week's booth vote however, if you paid for last year, you're in a grace period pay your dues by the end of october to stay a member HvZ next week! super fun, good excuse to be silly BOOTH For the past couple of years the KGB has done BOOTH. We are going to hold a vote (and discussion) of whether or not to do booth this year NEXT WEEK 10/5 This is a Real Serious Business Vote which means you need to be a member to participate if you ARE a member and haven't paid dues yet this year, you're fine you should do it, but you're fine chairs if you're interested in being a booth chair--please talk to exist fixing our rules we're clarifying and entirely revamping our harassment policies if you have input, contact one or all of exec or, you can come to exec meetings UC 329, 7:30 on wednesdays
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