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mike had a weekend maybe did stuff? did science for a really really long time skye had a weekend is now dead new people jonathan, undecided, new york, brought that andrew, astrophysics, chicago, got kidnapped from league charles, IS, doesn't matter, did not do his homework five minutes ago dillon had a weekend NPP was great what the fuck did he do saturday ANYWAY sunday ctfws rules, senate then just. thinking about ctfws rules EVENT movie night! breed hall, 7pm, friday VOTING and MOVIES erin had a weekend started with a minirave in her basement it wasn't much of a rave homework almost done! science worked! things aren't burning! zora had weekend was in fact the opposite of last weekend (instead of being stressed and not doing enough work they said FUCK IT and didn't do enough work) but they are happier for it joe had a weekend antijoke? i missed it my comp pooped murphy had a weekend began with the event gwwaaaaah introversion compilers, sleep, let's plays shoulda gone to octodad instead watched ALL of the let's plays
ad hoc no shit sherlock there was paint splattered on the sidewalk near the fence GUESS WHO DID IT swear of the week by jove's misshapen left testicle ad hoc architecture students you can consume nothing but poptarts for 6 days with little to no detriment to your health BOOTH theme is octodad! you can play it for free by googling octodad we're gonna have planning meetings EVERY SATURDAY: 1:30 - 3:30 make the booth come ALIIIIIIIVE please come i had a weekend committee no, mari did not lame puns practice is instrumental for being a good musician entrances murphy exited a window out of porter... ...into a construction zone ad hoc shit my biochem prof does he managed to draw a protein that looked like a penis labeled it "MyKKK" aaaand at the end realized that he's been giving the wrong lecture the whole time shit my grandparents do "you're much "prettier" than in your profile picture. From, "Grandpa"" ad hoc, learning a new language, but DON'T FUCK UP THE TONES IN CHINESE
the thing! midsemester death is not skye's fault this week untable KGB Stock Market PASSES $1 to Craig, his laptop will chair untable find the real difference between math and logic committee tabled for one hour
telling old people about weird videogames: so, i was facetimeing with my grandma Erin told her grandma about octodad "wait, wouldn't things be easier for an octopus" murphy's pumped our theme got the better of his ego erin is gona use this committee to tell her grandma about hatoful boyfriend PASSES $1 to Erin, grandparents who pretend to have an interest in what their grandkids do will chair KGB house system: to create unnecessary internal strife, hogwarts style all the colored hair people in one house, everyone else somewhere else motion to flip the gender binary so moved motion to make the colorful house spoontinudigu any misspellings are spoontinudiguus PASSES $2 to Erin, everyone in green house will chair I Omenta Estien Ilyë Lé Quenyanen: to name you all in quenya Quenya is one of the elvish languages in LOTR thanks to Jeffrey for emailing me that committee name in advance Jane and Jeffrey have all of exec Mike - Manvo Windaher (Michael: Manveru) (winda = woof, -her = lord) Skye - Helle Raucotári (rauco = demon, -tári queen) Dillon - Ëaro Erulehto (Erulehto = Jeremy) Erin - Íverin Heriyaulion (heri = lady, yaulion = of cats) Zora - Amaurea Ambaculuina (amba = top, culuina = orange (in color)) Joe - Úvo Turpoicaron (Joseph: Úvitéru) (tur = master, poicaron = of cleaners) Murphy - Ëarohtar Aranturma (aran = king, turma = shield) these are SO GOOD talk to them if you want rad quenya name translations/nicknames B) misap filibuster: what do those mean in tolkien's OTHER elvish languages erin once got a book from her old neighbor that is just songs from LOTR she'll bring it back after thanksgiving filibuster: now presents a report on conlangs by shawn night PASSES $5 to Jeffrey, jeffrey and jane will chair crowdsource a conlang: resurrect the KGB official dictionary MOTION TO ADD SPOONTINUDIGU SEAGULL SECOND FUCK we could make a wiki thanks for volunteering, marlena! PASSES $1 to ed, disbanded motion to make the official pronunciation of spoontinudigu, "
spontineityspontaneity" marlena: LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT i started that poorly this is a tangled mess and it is confusing can we get the derivatives of spoontinudigu first? relative to space or time? FAILS motion to make the official pronunciation of the word formally known as " spontineityspontaneity," "spoontinudigu" PASSES fractured fairytales: to inappropriately insert fairytales into real life in inappropriate situations you mean up isn't a fairytale? lucy, bad news! Aslan has been shot by an american dentist sidenote: there's a parody of the bylaws on the wiki harry's arm is just comfortable like that motion to table for 20 minutes FAILS PASSES $1 to Joe, disbanded motion to add ed into random fairytales the kgb swear jar: to fund a megabooth with six stories for this year isn't that just gonna turn into the weasley's house? we could be as tall as cfa motion to make cfa our booth motion to put REAL tentacles on our booth in the interest of absorbing all the other booths into our own: marlena would entertain a motion to change the purpose to agar.io booth in the interest of absorbing all the other booths into our own: motion to change our theme to katamari PASSES $6 to craig, everyone but dylan motion to make an allocation not to exceed fifty dollars for supplies for the event PASSES motion to make an allocation not to exceed forty dollars for new watches for ctfws PASSES crash course: snazzy oneliners about buggy motion to change purpose to "the loop around flagstaff" motion to change purpose to "the area lined with haybales in front of scaife" there was almost a buggy crash on saturday PASSES buggy drag racing: to enter kgb into buggy, but do it as a drag race and use the parachute change name "kgbuggy: drag exhibition" PASSES change purpose to "kgb puts on a drag show" PASSES let's not do these dangerous things that could injure humans change name to "kill everyone in buggy" PASSES change name to "kgb watches bee movie" FAILS there was a buggy this weekend that hit a pothole AND THE POTHOLE LOST PASSES $1 to craig, everyone wearing glasses will chair holyshit it's midterms, time to destress: movies and cookies in a building at some point motion to the board motion to the executive board motion to append "s'mores dip" to the purpose s'mores dick? no PASSES Motion to change the thing in the thing to the other thing out of order clarification: motion to change "s'mores dip" in the purpose to "s'mores dick" in the purpose PASSES motion to put the word "dick" three times in the purpose PASSES ("s'mores dick dick dick") motion to change each instance of "dick" in the purpose to dick factorial PASSES ("s'mores dick! dick! dick!") PASSES $9 to erin, anybody who likes movies, cats, destressing, or s'mores dip left shark memorial committee: to revisit old memes until the cows come home murphy made a command??? would it be fair to say "surprise, bitch, you thought you'd seen the last of me change name to "stage right shark committee" point of information: where did the cows go? wait, it isn't dead! shia surprise PASSES $1 to craig, disbanded bc he has no fun what color is this belt: to come up with memes for ctfws (we need something for andy warhol's belt of pop occultism) recsec is not hip to the memes PASSES $11 to ed, ed will chair
EVENT movie night! 7pm breed hall friday dillon'll post a poll on the facebook group for movie suggestions and we'll vote on stuff at the event shirts! there's a poll on facebook! also, if you wanna do a design for a future shirt, send it on in! i have the spirit of the thing spoontinudigu motion to disband the kgb kgb rifle association there's a nerf war over the weekend ctfws rules meeting on sunday! mike will announce more soon exec! 7:30 on wednesday in UC 329
come pet erin and ed's house they're lonely, also, cats nick bakes stuff! you can buy baked goods from them! brunch erin, ed, dylan, dillon, and tim! it's fun, they have food that is actually good 10:30 on sunday ed likes bacon things
we were in purple a long time ago my bad but we're in purple again now!