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mike had a break watched all of the anime all of it they promise you slept a lot but now school has started skye had a break there was a lot of sitting and sleeping and watching tv built a twitter miner??? took the northeast regional six times new people corey, cs sophomore at pitt, he's wearing glasses (yeah) kai, cs, jersey, is here right now dillon EVENT potluck 7:00 Friday PH A18* bring food! there will be a signup sheet make sure to bring a list of ingredients and a serving utensil we've got drinks and plates and forks and stuff also bring games erin had a winter break does not remember what happened at all ed showed up at some point that happened ed: "you had your wisdom teeth pulled" that's why she doesn't remember pravda. pravda. PRAVDA SUBMIT TO PRAVDA zora had a break was gonna READ THINGS and WATCH THINGS and DO THINGS and did JACK SHIT joe had a break it's hard to read livestock prices which is strange the new FRC game is really good murphy had a break star wars new york times square star wars star wars other stuff star wars he watched star wars did not watch anime
ad hoc what is free time frieder has a 10 minute presentation due on weds ad hoc rocky horror in nyc best orgasm noise: i love you grandma swear of the week pumpernickel prick ad hoc whateven is free time frieder volunteered for it windows 95 rep windows 10 users: install windows 95 it's 9.5 times better ad hoc retroactive timetravel committee agrees disbanded michael c murphy memorial committee MURPHY MET HIM he made him an ommlette it was great the conversation was awkward unintuitive sio abbreviations "mlc mc-sc el biomed" "molecular and microscale polymeric biomaterials" what did i get myself into "so....you're the only undergrad here" what odd is free time frieder is thinking about dropping it welcome to stats "how big the data is" how big was it? it's petascale???? booth committee planning meeting! sunday! 1:30! PH A18B you can't order the shirt craig made it continuation of the what did i get myself into committee dillon found out this morning that he has a class dillon has a class in the place where the professors murder people IT'S A REMOTE LECTURE does he have all his kidneys? we just don't know it feels like high school again joe has two classes with the same professor 18 year olds are so young totally missappropriated itty bitty kitty committee shelby met a kitty with extra toes on ALL FOUR PAWS itty bitty kitty committee erin's family knows her very well misap itty bitty kitty committee skye bought her dad a blanket with cats one one side and scotty dogs on the other
the Thing! if this falls off it's not owen's fault overly long gags committee: how did you let this happen ed would like to order a cheeseburger PASSES $3 to ed, ed will chair the committee not to be sold for more than $1 mil: worth a try PASSES $1 to murphy, murphy will chair tabletop atheism: fuck you and your elkridge ambiance change "ambiance" to "ambi ants" PASSES motion to table for a week PASSES
committee for energetic urban kgb member who barks: pretty much that change name to preppy peppy puppy committee PASSES PASSES $1 to frieder, frieder and other dog people will chair placeholder: "motion to create the out of order committee" motion to add at least 7 extra sets of quotation marks PASSES motion to put the name of the committee in brackets passes motion to change purpose to "redacted" passes motion to change name of the committee to "big black bar" PASSES change name to "bigger blacker bar" passes all instances of black bars with "party" passes i don't think that did anything add one apostrophe to the beginning of the purpose fails change all characters by encoding thme to ascii and what kelly what passes PASSES $1 to frieder, anyone who can pronounce the name of this committee, also frieder kgb furry: just all the furries in the kgb motion to prepend fury of to the name fails change name to "the fury of furries in the kgb" fails PASSES $1 to ed, the furries will chair kids outreach program for the despondently paranormal: tweeting the happy lil emojis to werewolves and zombies who just can't do it anymore kbg furry approves of the werewolves subcommittee just for ghosts zombies are people too not according to our bylaws what if it's a really hot zombie flaming zombies are people too PASSES $6 to murphy, whoever harry wanted to be chair (murphy) teen's outreach program for the despondently paranormal: tweeting the eggplant and the wink and the het white couple emojis PEDANTRY point of info: yam emoji a zombiedollar is not defined as "cis (6)" PEDANTRY motion to table for 1 hour PASSES parlimentary procedures: to stuff all the people who like parliamentary procedures in a box and then just slide them away this is redundant a) the kgb as a whole b) this room is shaped like a box c) pittsburgh is covered in ice what if we just took the whole campus and then just pushed it off the planet there aren't enough pravdas to paper mache this motion to put that box in another box, mail that box to us, and then when it arrives, smash it with a hammer the gospel of wealth is racist the only society older than the andrew carnegie society is CUCKOLDS they protect carnegie's millions PASSES $1 to worms, esma will chair change all hill to "chill" in carnegie's letter committee: that old people are hilarious like alumni or like 80 year olds (both) there was a fake thing "netflix and chill raffle" (with ted cruz) harry got his friend a condom that said "netflix and chill" on it for christmas PASSES $1 to murphy, ted cruz motion to create 0 committees done overruled soul searching: you should let it find out for itself will jane find her soul in a bullet hell change purpose to "going to med school so you don't disappoint your parents" fails change name to "too close to home" fails motion to release this committee into the world to find itself and table indefinitely passes zombie assisstive ptechnologies: to create a suit of armour that zombies can wear that raises their body temp so that they don't have to be unfairly taxed by this horrible organization hill doesn't appear in carnegie's letter and he doesn't say it should be free also not the cube thing append pterodactyls to purpose passes ad hoc verbalized p says pfuck you ad hoc silent p would disaggree but it doesn't give a pflying pfuck erin learned about a thing called the interphase interface PASSES $6 to harry, anyone who can't count will chair motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event PASSES recursion recursion recursion recursion recursion recursion base case: motion to create a motion to create a recursion recursionrecursion recursionrecursion recursion base case committee my copy paste was not ideal (fuck it) motion to drop the bass womp womp let's do it the two recursion committees dillon owns approve FAILS motion to make an allocation not to exceed $700 for shirts and hoodies we have the money for that and booth we have to buy the shirts, then you'll pay for it we'll either break even or make a very small amount of money some of them are already bought PASSES compiletime evaluation: base case erin just realized what owen's twitter name is PASSES $1 to owen, twitter mutuals will chair only DJ in the room would like to report (he dropped the bass)
EVENT Potluck friday, 7:00pm, PH A18* bring food, bring games, bring fun exec meetings they are on wednesday at 4:30 they're either gonna be in PH A20A or in UC 306 erin will let you know dinner come get dinner with us! resnik!
kgb laughtrack talk to worms time and space are basically the same thing as evidenced by the event writing of all the robert's rules of order following orgs, we might be the one with the largest committee to member ratios
we are now in purple