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mike had a weekend went to the land of no comics (hanover) there was one street grad school interview! some people had a lot of beer they might not go back flannel ment something else skye had a weekend fell on her ass at the event then ordered food and played silly games THEN ITR (record ass falling) also assassins! no ass falling yet also the KGB meeting is safe as is maggie mo right now dillon had a weekend walked to an ice rink and fell on his ass twice there are photos also ran chinese new year for like 13 hours EVENT bitterness party 7:00pm friday, PH A18* candy, also bitterness bring games erin had a weekend did some things probably was reminded that thermodynamics is still alive and well and exists SUBMIT TO PRAVDA zora had a weekend fell while skating and TOOK DILLON WITH THEM also went to the cult meeting don't worry about it and then watched star trek for two hours that set the tone for the weekend joe had a weekend started with skating for the second time ever didn't fall on his ass was doing it wrong was very bad at itr but it was very good y'all should watch crime films about old white men arguing about justice specifically, twelve angry men murphy had a weekend I AM THE A-L-E-X-D-E-R oh my god okay
frieder frieder's computer has been on applecare since the summer of 2013 it's been through a lot everything has been replaced slightly time displaced, excuse me? ALEXANDER HAMILTON, MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON misap swear of the week fucklamping douchecanoe "big data" thermodynamics exists coffee gets cold inside jokes jumbo large retroactive timetravel apparently frieder had an event in his calendar committee for old business the retroactive timetravel committee will untable at midnight tonight point of info is it permissable for committees to untable in the old business section if we table them in the future to be untabled in the past committee to make mike's life harder comics fight incredible annoyances ah yes the ducks assassins skye ALMOST bought the ducks that didn't make any noise it made the meeting loud misap assassins murphy blew the duck speaker booth builds!! ply cut! ply primed! come to booth! sat 2 - 5 in the kage sun 1:30 - 4:30 also in kage fonzy steven got a really nice leather jacket for xmas EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMEN LAFAYETTE "internet of things" "internet of shit" "internet of hackable things" "internet of internet"
the Thing! claiming his second spirit of the thing is not steven's fault the committee for old business breathes a sigh of relief
the big data commmittee: the internet of things motion to walk around with little briefcases and suits and saying things like "business" and "numbers" passes a lot of the things in the internet of things that are hackable i legit can't tell if jane is saying actual things or just rattling off buzzwords oh also fire you know what really says big data when your excel file crashes because it's too big emacs i didn't understand the rest of the words change "internet of things" to "internet of people, places, things, and nouns as a whole" you know what really says big data math. perl. shared server hogs. i'm not data in old dreamweaver, if you opened an 8kb file, dreamweaver crashed it fucked stuff up silicon valley is usung the clouds for big data instead of water skye is taking a class in which the machine learning students routinely make the prof's comp crash nika made a pomegranite and had to make a LOT of seeds the pomegrante fucked the processor "i- i- i- seeds." frieder was trying to set stuff up at a hackathon his friend didn't understand python but did understand perl???? PASSES $4 to frieder, anyone who works with big data and frieder will chair harry peaked in middle school: he took acting lessons and found an extra advertisement. he was accepted. he's credited on the same imdb page as ron jeremy and dustin diamond change "acting lessons" to "boxing lessons" passes change "boxing lessons: to ""boxing lessons"" point o forder why boxing ring when square no change to "harry "peaked" in high school" passes my quotes are not consistent suck it cs motion to put quotation marks around the whole thing passes motion to put quotation marks around harry and middle school fails motion ot change name to "the unicode consortium: every single code point" pASSES motion to append "the code point for unicode love hotel" to the end PASSES change "the love hotel" with "u+1f3e9" PASSES $2 to harry, ron jeremy will chair wait bryan: revenge wait bryan change name to "wait steven: berate steven" passes change purpose to "weighing various stevens" passes change purpose to "berating various stevens" fails change all instance of steven to "bryam" passes harry learns something every day wait bryam! change bryam with an identical person that's not how that works PASSES $13 to owen, disbanded bad memes: don't let your memes be dreams so you've ALL heard people say memes say "meymeys" ed has a coworker who beleaves it's "mem-eys" change purpose to "don't let your dremels to mammals" passes change purpose to "sweet dreams are made fo meymeys" change name and purpose to charlie brown noises passes and then michael got BINGO no storytelling commitee recind bingo :C THAT'S STATISTICS what if plinko frieder has bingo it's the attendance report from the storytelling committee murphy tells a story michael has bingo? this is confusing kelly has bingo? motion to change name to "good fucking question" passes motion to file a complaint with the bingo board for identical bingo boards filed PASSES $4 to frosty, whoever. anyone. will chair. kgbingo: to before every meeting, put together a bingo board for five members and they can shout it they'll get disticnt one tim had a class buy a guy called "jim jimbo kenkle" they made a HUGE bingo board (it was called jimbo) change name to "kg-jimbo" passes worms supports tim's story "internet of shit" "internet of shit" "internet of shit" "internet of shit!""internet of shit!""internet of shit!""internet of shit!" there's a kid's school next door fuck kids? motion to kill the joke the joke is now dead ear distances????? PASSES $1 to tim, tim and skye will chiar chanting things: CHANTING THINGS CHANTING THINGS CHANTING THINGS CHANTING THINGS IT'S A GOOD IDEA IT'S A GOOD IDEA IT'S A GOOD IDEA IT'S A GOOD IDEA stop asking abou tthe number 7... down with communism! down with communism! if you're standing on the stage with a mic and say the same thing a bunch of times, eventually the audience will do it steven gregorian chants USA USA "ice, ice, icicle. bike, bike, bicycle. Test, test, testing 1, 2, 3" motion to pass this by aclimation motion to pass this by aclimation motion to pass this by aclimation motion to.... FAILS you could vote for this committee five or six times...or just once welcome to hell: to collect literally everyone who said this to kelly after she watched an anime last week was it madoka? YES welcome to hell harry also watched his first anime "i don't understand what my husband is saying" murphy relistened to hamilton and then BOTH mike and zora messaged him "welcome to hell" adhoc storytime owen and steven were in donner they let them come up with the chants steven's "we're not stopping...we're not stopping...we're not stopping..." and then steven wouldnt stop owen's everyone would point and laugh and then tehy would all stop at the same time and stare welcome to hell, steven says, having never been to hell most of us are going to hell owen at the friendmaking competition: "i'm not here to make friends" go to steven we are now in steven PASSES $6 to erin, anyone who just said "whelp" after their first anime will chair motion to make an allocation not to exceed $60 for supplies for the event PASSES real political procedure: to highlight political procedures that are so bad, you'd think it was a kgb meeting there's no analogue to the filabuster in the japanese system instead, if you want a vote to take forever, you just walk ver, very slowly to the ballot box they just banned sodomy in michigan even though it's unconstitutional the person just DOESN'T give a fuck steven: [REDACTED] owen has to recover from steven's joke last week, in the house of commons, someone just walked down and starting to read without calling a filabuster a guy almost got beaten to death after a THREE DAY SPEECH frieder is filabustering, and harry: [REDACTED] my minutes are kinkshaming the kgb the kgb as an org does not support kinkshaming that's what the k stands for the chair would entertain a motion to retract steven as our official spokesperson passes???? he's surprised it took us this long bye anna PASSES $1 to frieder, the first person to convince mike to let him sit down (murphy) will chair
EVENT bitterness party come play games we bitter on most days we'll bring candy! you bring games ctfws the 19th! if you're interested in judging, email email@example.com also skye wants to paint the fence pls also email rules meeting tonight, 8pm, weh 8329 (judges room) artemis? talk to skye starship simulator harry's excited nomcom email us! you cna't be running in any elections and you have to be a dues paying member it involves running the elections we'll get you the info
apparently kgb exec got dates??? somehting about the bitterness potty idk i was laughing about potty the boston accent has gone airborn meet bryan in his bioliguistics bunker michael has started a cult owen's interested talk to michael [REDACTED] kgbingo talk to skye
we are now in purple