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SKYE The event was fun and delicious Went to Kennywood! RIP Phone 2015-2016 DYLAN Watched movies (just kidding shit exploded. literally) We have new people! MURPHY Began with the event Saw a shit ton of bands There were goats We have an event! (I'll describe it later that trend is going to be a thing okay exec???) RIN ZOOTOPIA AHHHHHHH Made a readme HARRY Event and furries JOE (actually was Shelby) NIKA Was betrayed by Murphy and the goats
Apparently we're not students We have a party! It's R7 Roselawn Terrace 7 7PM on Saturday Message Dylan or Murphy Wigglytuff: noooooooo Salute everybody! Everyone is sick Queer-y Je suis desoléééé Tim! (Eyyy Tim)
Quinn has the thing Scott Pilgrim references are not their fault No old business!
Motion to create a business founded in 1851 It passed Sold to Brian $1 Chaired by everyone who remembers what committee we're in I just thought of this neat pun committee rip I just thought of this neat pun committee I don't know Steven, what would be its purpose? We got onto a stack tangent It failed Fuck you Brian (that was kinda cool though) What's going on I don't understand Saying I just woke up five minutes ago whether or not this is true WAKE ME UP INSIDE BAKE ME UP A PIE OVENESCENCE KGB IS ON FIRE It passed Sold to Shelby for $3 Chaired by Samuel Collingwood Smith Slightly intolerable pedantry committee Is that even a real thing Yes? Crush Joe We are now in purple It passed? Sold to Quinn for $2 Chaired by the accidental firing of the bottom of their stack modus? Flashling lights and funny hand signals committee OH NO YOU'VE BEEN SPOOKED BY THE GHOST OF EXPENSIVE COMMITEES UPVOTE RIGHT NOW OR NEVER BUY COMMITTEES AGAIN It passed Sold to Murphy for $2 Chaired by everyone who can bid on committees now Running jumping climbing trees committee Stalin'est emo It failed Motion to untable all old business Tim don't graduate committee Motion to table indefinitely It passed Goodbye Committee to investigate why homeless people only drink coffee Classism Committee to see how long we can say nothing without taking another breath Sold to Steven for $2 Disbanded Spoontinoodigus committee My hat was good You can't survive off rabbit meat Passed Sold to Murphy for $3 Chaired by spoontinoodigous committee Coughing into your elbow looks like a dab *Cough dab* We all look like vampires It failed Why is the KGB so invested in the DC character, The Question Sonia memorial appreciation committee Making sure no committee ever passes again It passed Sold to Owen for $4 Chaired by everybody Tell Sam where KGB is today KGB is in Breed Hall Don't exceed $150 for the event It passed Sex number committee Heehee 420 It passed Sold to Joe for $1 Chaired by Steven's butt Committee to table chairs forever Pretty much that Tabled forever Celebrate the end of the reign of the millenials in the Zootopia Chief Justice Dumbledore is no longer a thing It passed Sold to Joe for $1 Chaired by all the millenials/snake people
REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Underground Tour Friday, 7PM UC Black Chairs Email Murphy if you want to help Come to Exec Meetings UC 306 Tuesdays at 5:30 Pay your dues We get dinner after this, come chill
We still have R7 Sonia is teaching weapons for the uprising Why did Murphy go up instead of down?