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SKYE The event was good Erin!!!!!! Not enough work DYLAN nope MURPHY who the fuck who the fuck also star trek no debate RIN there were things not procrastinating (but actually procrastinating) HARRY WPAFW JOE everything is fine (maybe not tho) NIKA nope
Skye Coup out of order Erin knitted socks Last week's minutes are fucked Pay dues before next week for booth vote PSL SEASON (insert link to longest yeah boi ever here) Boots (and cats) fuck your fanfiction Shelby has foster kitties :D Ed has cats again
Pittsburgh geography North is west and fuck pittsburgh rip pnc it passed Sold to Ed $1 Chaired by Ed and anyone else who's been here for 5+ years Remember that one time? There's a lot of things where this would be useful 134 current instances Sorry freshmen It passed Sold to Stephen $1 Chaired by everybody but Shelby and Joe Remember those two times? That It passed Sold to Owen $2 Chaired by everyone who wanted it to be 2 Remember those (n+1) times? Don't remember that n+1th time Tabled forever Foundational Problems in logic We just proved induction false Pew Logistics = Logic and statistics pokemon go fuck yourself It passed Sold to Owen $4 Chaired by brower Something got tabled? I'm so confused Skye = statistics It passed Problems with emotions When robots dream of electric sheep can they wake up? fuck me up at 3:09PM rip skye's twitter rampant twitter bots it passed Sold to Murphy $1 Chaired by philip something Self multiplying twitter bots Create twitter bots Suicidal teenage nazi robots with hay fever Motion to delete twitter We did it reddit It passed Sold Ethan $1 Chaired by Newman $50 for event yay we did it God fucking party cannon committee (ASMR) 3 months but not quite sure maybe death metal? Party cannon Sold to Joe $1 Chaired by us all sleepy kids Nightcore Stephen Universe NIGHTCORE How do you add more anime? It passed Sold to Kelly $1 Chaired by stephen universe fans We boufghr Nika a confetti cannon Dead Garbade Memorial Committee Pretty much that HE IS RISEN Sold to Ed $5 Chaired by Ed, Franklin and Countercoil Jokes that were funny a few years ago Bugmars Remember that one time? Sold to Erin $1 Graduates Actual Statistics Reject The Null Ayyyyyyyyyyy it passed Sold to Murphy $1 Chaired by me!
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