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-Ug tour, David Bowie eyes
-Made the David Bowie eyes
-FMS Gaslighting and said they'd never done grills
- "Don't hit anyone"
-"no bad decisions"
-Stupid History- L Ron Hubbard dropped 100 depth charges on nothing -L Ron Hubbard- Bad lymric somethign something -Committee To Burn/Not burn R7: It's still there -Kira is our savior: Furious writing
-Matt- pillow ghosts are not yoru fault, everythign else is
-Electric Starters Committee -purp: Can't gaslight about grills if they're not gas-powered -New Name: FMS Memorial Committee -New Name: YMCA Memorial -We are the CMU KGB, We take our silliness very seriously Committee -Purp: We are the world cup of Boxing,we speak the language of truth. -PASSED -$2 Quinn -Chair: Joe -Banishment Card -Send all tabled business from that day to the shadow realm -PASSED -Send all Shadow Zone Day companies -$4 Joe -Chair: Kaiba -Recursion Committee -Purp: Minutes* -FAILED -Broken Record Committee -Purp: We can kill this joke -New Name: Out of Order Committee -New Name: Motion to Broken Record Committee -PASSED -$20 Harry -Chair: Broken Record Committee -Broken Kneecaps Committee -Purp: Fuck up anyone who mentions the Broken Record Committee -New Name: Broken Recods Committee -New Purp: append "Put all the vynils into one room so they can never be broken again" -PASSED -$10 Nika -Chair: Nika's Kneecaps -This week's event gets $50.01 instead of $50 -Banafacts Committee -Purp: Bananas used in cooking are called Plantains -Bananas are shitty sources of potasium -New Purp: Corporations pulling the wool over our eyes -PASSED -$7 Sujay -Chair: Banana -Ananas Fact Committee -Purp: In every other language pineapples are called Ananas -New Name and Purp: Pinapple Fact Committee/In every other language Pineapples are called pineapples -PASSED -$12 Gidon -Chair: According to all known laws on linguistics -Anansi Facts Committee -Purp: Tell stories about the tricksy spider God -New Name: Ansi/Unicode Fanfiction Committee -purp: Tell stories about the vriSKa spider god -\Fanfiction -New Name: Ansi/Unicode Fanfiction Committee::::( -EVERYTHING IS IN ALL CAPS NOW -PASSED -$5 BORK -CHAIR: I READ THE FIRST LIKE 4 ACTS, AND THAT'S LIKE 2/3RDS AND IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 HOURS -REAL ANNOUNCEMENTS -GET BOARD GET CARDED -DON'T EAT BOARD GAME PIECES -A18*