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If you haven't paid dues last year or this year and want to vote on whether to do booth, you need to have paid this meeting.
Dylan -Parents in town, Bomb lab eternally Katie -Sickness, death, robohell, scc bad at job Ian -Played DDR and hibernated Quinn -#thefuckingworst Dez -More time on rules playing 7 wonders than actually playing Joe -Ice in mouth Kate -Woke up yesterday, did not do anything but laundry with a million assignments
True Apple Facts -Not a member of the rose family Stupid History -Cato the Younger: phillibustered for 6 months, was hated False History -Kaiser Wilhelm: Avid user of vine All math should be done in esperanto -I am a grown man who needs to say "clopen" regularly Assassinate the President -Was bomblab successful at assassinating the president Assassinate the president -Closed to melee range Mememto Mori -Remember to die, henry
THE THING -Rauen: Jasper is not my fault. Orders of the day -Jack shit
Mouthful of Ice -Purp: Pretty much that -New Name: Mouthful of Vanilla Ice -New name/purp: Mothful of Bees/Mothfull of Vanilla Bees -Newpurp: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -Newpurp: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (but it's zed) -Newpurp: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy -PASSED -$3 Mady -Chair: Anyone who's ever accidentally swallowed an insect Centrism Committee -Purp: There's no difference between good and bad things -TABLED FOR A YEAR Motion to Ban "tabling for a year" -Now: motion to construe "tabling for a year" -Now: Motion to consture "tabling for a year" as creating the out of order committee -FAILED Motion to motion to make Committee -Purp: to make some -Newname/Newpurp: Motion to bake committee/to bake some -Missappropriated KGBaking: yikes -Newname: Standing Rule to bake committee/to bake some -FAIL Motion to the Left Motion to make the Bflat major Committee -Purp: *Trombone noises* (no literally Hal played the trombone) -Newpurp: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy -Hal has been transposed down one whole step -Newname: Hot Cross Buns Committee -Newpurp: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy a cover of hot cross buns as by Shosticovich -PASSED -$3 Quinn -Chair: Horrible flimsy Orchestral Chair Musiscian Fightclub Committee -Purp: Watching Trombone and Cowbell Players duke it out in realtime -Newname/Purp: ""/"" -Newname: Empty Stringplayer -Warcriminal Assoc. reports success -PASSED -$4 Quuxom -Chair: Woodwinds Poorly named CS Terms -Purp: It should be called "Arbitrary Access Memory" -Newname/Purp: PoorlyDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGnamedDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGCSDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGTerms/ItDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGshouldDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGbeDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGcalledDYNAMICPROGRAMMING"ARBITRARYDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGAccessDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGMemory" -PASSED -$? Matt Beehive Tuning Committee -Prup: Hot Cross Bees -PASSED -$3 Katie -Chair: KGBees Motion to allocate funds -Objection by Henry for "fiscal conservatism" -"I'll give you a fistfull of conservatism" -$150 allocated as originally intended, no thanks to Henry Committee to Assissinate the Presidential Assassination Committee -Purp: Get larger and larger trash cans for Henry to eat snacks out of until it becomes comical -Newname: Henry Memorial Committee -PASSED -$6 Quuxom -Chair: Intersection of the assissination committees
Find the event, we lost it??? Friday 7pm if you want clothes email email@example.com Booth vote is next mtg, come to mtg If you wanna be a boothchair, tell exec Zombies starts on Oct 8. See Matt or Dylan if you want to advertise or mod. Signup will start probalby this week. mthomps@andrew, dtv@andrew Exec mtg -> UC 329
Dylan runs 1-shots, Miami Sudamonarchia is happening, if you wanna play ping dylan on Facebook or at dtv@andrew