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KGB Mins 1.15.2018
Dylan -Went home and did nothing Katie -On a mountain with no wifi and was sad Ian -Visited HS, AP Bio teacher claimed that one of the climate-change deniers is teaching AP ES, Ian Noclipped into his train Ellen -Learned how to Knit, wandered Manhattan Dez -Stack of math on desk went from annoying to comically large Joe -Saudi Arabia unbanned movies, first thing to get imported is "Captain Underpants"/"Emoji Movie" double-feature Kate -Work week's worth of co
-Re-introduce Ishlamari to the Star Wars Canon -Oh god why does Henry want these back -Exciting Speedrun Categories -Putt Putt Goes to the Zoo, Any %, No out-of-bounds -Welcome To Hell -Welcomes everyone -Cousin Bonding Activities -Vaping -Booth Committee -Tool Training will happen next week -Shit Shigeru Miyamoto Says -Via Clickhole: "Often when I see ads for Porn games, they say not to cum, but the goal seems to be to cum, so yes, I would call that bad game design"
-The Thing -Ian -Kate amost falling down the stairs in Mellon while shouting "watch out for the ice on the stairs"
-Official KGB Paddles Committee -Purp: Sieze Me Daddy -Do Ukelelies count as paddles? -?????????????????????????????????? -PASSED -$4 Fable -Chair: Mommy -Anthems Committee -*Fable leads Solidarity Forever* -PASSED -$3 Liam -Chair: Steve Banon -Ambiguously motivating Committee -Ambiguously motivating quotes -Wigglytuff -$1 Joe -Chair: Saitama's DIary -Speedrun Categories You Might Not Have Heard Of Committee -Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time Dank% -Portal Cube % -Getting over it With Bennet Foddy: Snake% -PASSED -$4 M -Chair: Person who discovered every Twilight Princess Glitch -Lewd Letter Transposition -Purp: Transpose U and M on an official CMU document -Newpurp: Transpose the U and M in a "Carnegie Mellon University" logo on an official document -FAILED -Motion to repeal the Standing Rule that Makes THE SENATE have to eat out of the Trash dressed as a raccoon -Allocation for next week's event was made -NOT INDEFINITEY Tabled -MOTION PASSED, THE SENATE may now eat normally -Allocation for potluck happen, passed with no objecion -My House Hates Me -Oven caught fire and promptly exploded, water heater broke, also burst pipe -Rauen is kicked out of the way by a repairman, being a hard thing on the floor of the laundry room -M's sister stepped out of the shower and through the floor -PASSED -$3 Nick -Anyone else with ways that their home breaks -Comics are Bullshit Committee -I read DC -The Green Lanterns can be defeated by the color yellow -"Webcomics are something eviler than Art" -PASSED by Cam's sick burn -$4 Henry -Chair: Henry, Zoom, Kid Zoom, and Professor Zoom -KGB Comic Committee -Publish a comic regarding or not regarding the KGB -PASSED -$3 M -Chair: Anyone who doesn't believe that CAD is the most comic comic -REAL ANNOUNCE -Potluck will be in -A room? Porter doesn't exist -Also, THE SENATE, Twilight Imperium is not a food item -BOOTH -Builds will be announced once the poll closes on Friday -DUES are a thing, also clothing -Exec mtgs in UC 329 -Schmucks -Ellen runs exec now?