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meeting
james: birds in the hands were worth 2 in the bush
kaylie: got bought for board games, which causes pain
olivsawyer: noscoped his bike
kevin: did build18, printed too many among us pancakes
liam: letter of the day is j
oliver: printf is turing complete, we have money, cops would complain if we put all our money end to end
charleskushal: watched another penguin movie, experienced amnesia so does not remember
comm reps
tim: campus building abbreviations: confuse porter/posner
oliver: v-day comm: big sentence with a lot of vs
twain: kleptomaniacs: steals a bag
liam: corn subs: 6.57
kaylie: 1vp committee, new people
teddie/freshman/engineering/maryland/has a foot attached to each ankle
woody: floor is lava: floor is not lava
charles: booth comm: we've got progress, just a few more walls
old beez
kaylie has spirit/charles wants it, v-day for singles, not fault, couples
decoy committee untabled:
-oliver, ligma balls
-twain: who is steve jobs
-kevin: table for a week
-woody broken record
--passed, tbaled
new beez
woody: motion to create the alabama committee
purpose: surprise tool that will help us later
-kevin: unfriendly
JAMES SAID JOKES
-oliver: thank god for mississippi
-kaylie motion to create a standing rule that you cannot make babies with cousin committees
--ooo
-liam motion to fail by acclamation
-voted on, failed
tim: motion to Unknown oklahoma as kushal
-voted on, passed
charles: motion to allow no-ops
-dilatory
liam: motion to Unknown james as nebraska
-woody: amend nebraska to england
-friendly
-tim: motion to reverse order
-friendly
-liam motion to pass by acclamation
JAMES SAID OBJECTION
HE SAID IT AGAIN
-passed
Kevin: motion to allocate 68 dollars for v-day candy for event
-Oliver: motion to amend to sippy sips nummy nums and valentines day candy
-friendly
-voted on, passed
Charles: motion to allow no-ops with probability 100-\epsilon and not allow them with probability \epsilon
-point of math, epsilon is a dummy variable
-charles: 10^-60 epsilon
-dilatory since both sides are dilatory
Tim: glad that motion no longer has a silent j
Kevin: motion to do nothing
Kaylie: motion to the left
kaylie: motion to purple
charles: motion to salute valentines day
woody: motion to create the west virginia committee
purpose: come on
kaylie: fine
-liam: i'd prefer we didn't
-woody: call to question
-passed
- sold to woody for 4, chaired by everyone in the room
oliver: motion to create 312 committee
purpose: out of order
-voted on, passed
-sold to oliver for 3 +12% tip, chiared by anyone who is out of order
Kaylie: standing rule such that cash on hand means you win immediately unless someone doubles your bid
-charles: motion to create 321 committee
--ooo
-woody: amend to force to make it rain
-friendly
-voted on, passed
tim: motion to form the presidential pickpocketing party
purpose: i hear he's got a lot of cash
-kevin: which president are you pickpocketing
--tim: precisely
-tim: we kinda can anyways
-discussion about ben franklin as a president as money
-woody: motion to declare ben franklin president of the kgb
-kaylie: motion to declare ben franklin an enemy of the kgb
--ooo, bribed for 0
--voted on, passed
-tim: motion to make the chair read the aformentioned declaration, including full name
--james says benyamin to get out of it
JAMES SAID EJECT
-Liam: motion to pass by acclamation
-passed by acclamation
-sold to liam for 1 dollar, chaired by sigmund freud and his mother
Kevin: my hand's not up yet
Oliver: motion to create the (stupdi SQL injection bullshit)
purpose: (more sql injection bullshit, drop table users)
-kevin: hand was for a new motion sorry
-woody: motion to call on kevin
--kevin: i'm just waiting
-twain: broken record
--ooo
-call to question, hand that's up is kevin, still nothing
-voted on, passed
-sold to oliver for 2.01 and no tip, chaired by an sql injection attack that inserts james into enemies
Kevin: motion to create the broken record committee
purpose: didn't think he'd get this far
-wain: broken record
-oliver: how many broken record committees exist
--james: a lot
-woody: motion to create the committee to assassinate the rec sec
-oliver: motion of slience for the existing committee
-woody: motion to create the no-op committee
-tim: motion to create the noop committee
-voted on, failed
tim: motion to name people by the state their from
-request, not standing rule
liam: motion to create the geological formations in scandanavia where the ocean meets cliffs committee
purpose: what are those called again?
-tim: do we accept new zealand spellings
-woody: what about new jersey variants
-voted on, failed
charles attempts to ease my pain
twain: calls themselves a big doo doo head in front of everyone
-tim: approval of committee to make liam mad
dilatory
woody: motion to questdion as question
-tim: it's a weird idea
JAMES SAID J
-voted on, passed
kaylie: motion to talk about ctfws
-antiseconded
Tim: motion to create the discreetly ask the chair how much to make the allocation for ctfws committee
purpose: basically that
-tabled for 1 week
twain: motion to 🅱️
liam: motion to Unknown dijon as twain
-oliver: motion to strike twain, replace with california
--kaylie: twain is clearly dijon, not valifornia
--motion fails
-twain explains that they went by dijon for a year in one of their classes
-voted on, passed
real announcements
we're exec, we have meetings every week
bitterness party is this friday
we have meetings for exec sundays
CTFWS is next week
judges meeting is next week
rules committee is next week after meeting
tabling as well
JAMES SAID JUDGING
also we're doing booth, do booth builds
SCHMUCKS
motion to place where a criminal might hide
-in order(correct)\
kaylie: i'm going to vegas, come maybe
izzy: come to IMO trainings for AB tech
twain: hands out extra valentines
woody: motion to mouth on
charles: booth committee: still design a t-shirt
tim: colors
twiain: broken record
liam: salute james
twain: salute james
kaylie takes over
tim: motion to jtfo
