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heating

4:35 meating

james: had a weekend which involved many things, assigned partner got sick

kaylie: brought back the omniglyph in more ways than one

-new peeps: alex/he/second year/AI/houston/decided to attend meeting this morning

sawyer: used nextbike rental, slotted the bike while still riding, insert bike to achieve satisfaction

-also movie night

-hopefully kevin did not fuck up

sawykevin: probably worked with robots or some shit, had a rules dispute with sawyer, who does not understand the rules of ctfws

liam: impulse bought 40 dollars of wagyu steak, letter of the day is Q

oliver: got called out in class for using phone. we have money, please give us more

kushal: drank and slept on saturday, slept on sunday

comm reps

tim: corn subsidies board: 6.97, for 18 minutes we had corn above 7

woody/ floor is lava: floor is not lava

kaylie/ state based pickup lines: you from tenessee? you're the only ten i see

twain/same committee: are you from mississippi? you're the only miss whose piss i sippy

sawyer: misappropriated new persons: woody please give new person thing

-hunter/he/UC berkley/CS/has a brother

tim: misappropriated inappropriated: basically that

kaylie: booth: no more bulids until after spring break

woody: misappropriated kleptomaniacs: misappriopriates sawyer

kushal: child kidnapping pokemon comm: spain, no children being kidnapped yet

tim: the nominating cominating: james chair assisted by keerthana woody and tim, nominate yourselves for exec positions

-talk to exec to figure out what a position is

kushal: motion to be slightly sad that we don't have annual meeting on 4/20

old beez

thing: oliver -> twain

not fault: set theory graders don't appreciate appreciate my jokes, is fault: people appreciating twain's bad jokes

=new beez

kushal: no orders tomorrow

liam: motion to create the Harry S Bovik committee

purpose: celebrate the life and accomplishments of Harry S Bovik

-Tim: Strike S for Q

--friendly

-voted on, passed

-sold for 2 + 1% tip to tim, chaired by harry q bovik

Woody: motion to create the kleptomaniac's committee

purpose: yes

-kaylie: motion to change purpose to mine

--friendly

-sawyer: append "because they aren't using it anyways" to purpose

--friendly

-i missed who said it but friendly motion to change "mine" to "mine like the seagulls in finding nemo"

-voted on, passed

-sold to woody for 4$ and 1% tip, chaired by anyone who likes to steal thing

Tim: misappropriate's the kleptomaniac's committee

Oliver: motion to steal from woody

-liam: doesn't tim have it?

-woody: who has the thing?

--twain

yara: motion to create the everything in california committee

purpose: everything is carcinogenic

-liam: why are things only carcinogenic in california

-voted on, passed

-sold to yara for 1$ 1%, chaired by sigmund freud and his mother

zack: motion to create the senior hazing committee:

purpose: to haze people who show up at 9 AM the day after ctfws

-tim: for legal purposes, this is a joke

-voted on, passed

-sold to zack for 2$0%, chaired by zac

Sawyer: Motion to create the hazing committee

purpose: to create a lot of smog and pollution

- Kushal: does this reset stats to base

- Zack: motion to use eco friendly smog

-- friendly

- tim: motion to use industry cronies to certify ecofriendliness

--friendly

- also a motion to make the cronies women for equality

--friendly

HE SAID SQUID

-passed

-sold to liam for 3.03, 0%, chaired by ronald reagan

Sawyer: motion to create the 19th president of the US committee

-purpose: rutherford b hazing the kgb as an organization

-voted on, passed

HE SAID SQUID

-sold to charles for 20 guatemalen quetzal, chaired by all americans who can't pronounce foreign words

Liam: motion to create teh request committee

purpose: to make requests of other committees

-liam motion to create out of order

--out of order, bribed for 0 dollar

---a bunch of old jokes, including out of hor deurves committee

---general questioning of james's fitness

---izzy: motion to create the steal jokes from exec committee

---purpose: basically that

---out of order, bribed for 1 dollar


oliver makes the "execly zero jokes" knock knock joke
people keep trying get james to say words with q in it
passed
sold to liam for 3$ and 0% tip, whichbanded

--twain: motion to create the broken record committee

---sawyer: table for 1 week

HE SAID SQUID

---passed

-requesting a report from the the steal jokes from exec committee

-liam: motion to allocate 30 quetzal for the purposes of building a time machine

--out of order

-voted on, passed

-sold to liam for .69 and 69%, chaired by sigmund freud and his mother

sawyer: motion to allocate 70 dollars for the purposes of purchasing sippy sips and nummy nums and not piss for this week's event

-twain: motion to reduce alloc by 1 dollar

-liam: don't we normally not allocate for movie night

-sawyer: amend to support insurrection in guatemala

-tim: motion to amend to 533 guatemalen quetzal

--friendly

-oliver: motion to ament to rubles

-zack amend to belarusan rubles

--actually rubles was pursued

--voted on, passed

-zack: motion to amend to 214 belarusian rubles

--so moved

-tim: motion to replace to 251 qatari rial

--so moved

-failed

announcements

we have meetings, you're at one, not next week

event: movie night this friday

nom coms will have soon

pay dues to vote

SCHMUCKS

kushal: can ksock run for election

kaylie: shows are opening this week, come see em

izzy: motion to allocate 14 qatari rial to go back in time to when this was in order and then stop the steal jokes from exec committee from disbanding

liam: motion to allocate 69 dollars for buying piss for this week's event

GTFO