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meat

james got a bad burger from stack'd

kaylie got food poisoning

sawyer is not food poisoned

kevin got a new phone with a friend for someone else

oliver also got food poisoned

liam i got up early for math, letter is k,

HE SAID KUSHAL

kushal made creme brulee, which involved posession of a weapon of mass destruction, woody burned hair

comm reps

HE SAID OKAY

Keerthana: i just want you to say my name

woody: motion to call on keerthana

-pinged to kushal then kaylie

kaylie: ctfws rules, retrospective is wednesday 4:30, baker 235 a

woody: floor is lava: that

keerthana: hivemind: today is a bad day for james apples end report and and and and and ind or out zor xor nor please space mexico tequila your own name your own name end report

woody: torments me

liam: corn subs: 8 dollar corn

tim: nominating cominating

-liam: oliver for pres

-accepted, against all odds, but not accepted by nomcom

kushal: charles for corsec

-accepted

kevin: charles for 2vp

-accepted

charles for 1vp

-accepted

howard for pres

-accepted

charles for pres

-accepted

teddy for s@a

-accepted

old beez

twain has the thing, woody has the spirit

HE SAID WEEK

-> oliver: not fault b2-spirit, every thing else, including other planes, is his fault

HE SAID KNEW

HE SAID NOISEMAKERS

new business

oliver: motion to create the klaxon committee

purpose: (sad klaxon noise)

-kevin: what's a happy klaxon

--oliver: (happy klaxon noise)

-kushal: (scary klaxon noise)

-woody: (scary klaxon noise_

-liam: (tim allen grunt)

-woody: playback

-liam: (tim allen grunt)

-vote on, passed

-sold to oliver for 2 + 0%, chaired by (awooga)

liam: motion to create the knowledge committee

purpose: fun to drive around up here in the hollywood hills in my new lamborghini here

-liam:that guy is in nfts now

-voted on, passed

squid for abstenance

HE SAID HE KEERTHANA

sold to keerthana for 2 + 0%, chaired by sigmund freud

HE SAID KAYLIE

kaylie: motion to create the squid for abstenance committee

purpose: save space for jesus

-liam: didn't know jesus was into that

-woody: shows picture of squid jesus

-liam: change to save space for squid jesus

--friendly

-voted on, passed

HE SAID KAYLIE AND KLAXON

HE SAID KEERTHANA

HE SAID KAYLIE

HE SAID KAYLIE

HE SAID KAYLIE

sold to kaylie for 5+0%, chaired by biblically acurrate squid jesuses

HE SAID BACK

HE SAID LIKE

kaylie: motion to create the osha violations committee

purpose: report on stupid osha violations

-liam: anything pertaining to 1926 part R steel erections

-james: don't steal erections

-kaylie: the fruitpicker was trapped on the stagefloor, they used the circle truss and tied the lift to it and raised it to the stage

--liam: violation of 1926 subpart L

voted on, passed

HE SAID KAYLIE

HE SAID KAYLIE

HE SAID KAYLIE

HE SAID KAYLIE

HE SAID THINK AND THINK

sold to kaylie for 6 dollars and no tip, chaired by anyone who has done osha 30 training

HE SAID KLAXONS

oliver: horn sounds includes horny scream

HE SAID LOOK

woody: motion to allocate 69.68 for sippy sips and nummy nums for for this week's event excluding summit cola

-33'd

tim: motion to sit idly

kevin: motion to fail by acclamation

woody: motion to allocate 69.69 for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week's event excluding summit cola

-oliver: motion to strike the summit cola clause

HE SAID KNOW

--failed

-passed

HE SAID KNOW

-oliver: motion to ⁠Unknown abstaining as abstenance

-keerthana: it already is

-liam: we should flip it

--friendly

-now a motion to ⁠Unknown abstenance as abstain

-passed

tim: motion to create the tan belly committee

purpose: ab-stained

-liam: i respect you but don't like you

-voted on, passed

HE SAID KGBITCOIN

HE SAID FUCK

HE SAID THINK

sold to tim for 2+0%, chaired by everyone who has tan abs, except sigmund freud and his mother

keerthan: motion to be nice to james for 30 seconds

woody: motion to salute james x2

james is ejected

kaylie takes over

SHE SAID OKAY

SHE SAID KEVIN

kevin: we should have switched the letter

izzy: can we make this permanent

James: The wind asks if kaylies mess up still count against James

oliver: motion to make the federal reserve allow complex dollars

(no but i'm sill tracking them)

ANNOUNCIES

SHE SAID WEEK, AND AGAIN

we have an event, it's trivia night, if you want to run a cactegory

kevin: toucans or 2 cans

hey @Sawyer i might run a category

get slides in by thursday at 6

come to booth

nom com: pay dues and debts

SCHMUCKS

No event next friday, uptown kitchen is doing food

izzy: greek sing is coming up, come do load in on thursday

hivemind committee: DEAR FEDERAL RESERVE WE DEMAND COMPLEX MONEY NOW THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLEX MONEY BEST REGARDS THE C M A HIVE MIND COMMITTEE COMMITTEE END DICTATION

TIM: motion to some color

A lot of motion to purps