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OFFICER REPORTS
- Kevin: Movie
- Twain: was supposed to volunteer, felt bad,
- New person!!!:Chun/Chad, freshman, formal logic computation/Russian, from vietnam originally, pittsburgh since 3 years old, sometimes goes to park
- Charles: has two finals on same day tomorrow, definitely studying
- Kushal (Izzy): Has no clue what he did this weekend
- Julia: Little studying, Szechuan food is spicy
- Howard: Little studying
- Kaylie: Antidepressants kicked in!!! Likes being alive now!!!! No finals!!!
COMMITTEE REPORTS
- Committee to assassinate president: nerf gun from office
- Totally aboveboard arms committee: not carrying an unregistered fire alarm
- Corn subsidies board: $8.13 a bushel
- Cats are stupid: cat jumped on stove, 500$ vet bill :(
- Ad hoc point of order: KGB or MI6 (KGB)
- Ad hoc ambiguous motions: kaylie almost cartwheel
- Penguin movie of the week: not sure what it is, playing as leaving
- Sword of gamocles:
- Pinnacles of American journalism: “Biden’s Agenda at home Founders”
- Motion to take L: Out of order
- Adhoc words sounding similar: Twain identifies as asthmatic asiatic
- Out of hors’deurves committee: no bucca di beppo :(
- Tim: bruschetta hor’deurves
- Liam: everything is too much worse
- Kaylie: we have an event this week
OLD BUSINESS
Oliver has the thing
The fact that everyone is trying to murder Kevin is not Kaylie’s fault
4/4,18,25 - Floor is magma committee, purpose “excrutiating discussions about the difference between magma and lava.”
- Motion to table until until October 1 2022,
- Amendment to 2202, failed (0-2)
- Passed, floor is magma committee tabled until october 1, 2022
Assassination attempts have been made on the president
NEW BUSINESS
- Howard: Motion to make the “adhoc study for finals committee” purpose: try to stop procrastinating, maybe, perhaps
- Oliver: Motion to table for one week (passed)
- Liam: Motion to untable procrastination committee (out of order)
- “adhoc study for finals committee” been tabled for a week
- James: Motion to make “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees
- Twain: motion to table for a week
- Passed: been “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees, tabled for one week
- Liam: motion to create the cosmic latte committee, purpose: to reckon with the fact that the background color of the universe is piss yellow
- Howard: mad about hexcode
- Kushal: not my fault
- Howard: all part of my plan
- James: motion to force kushal to change the background color of the universe
- Liam: If you average the colors of stars and piss same thing
- Oliver: eat beets
- Liam: motion to allocate 20$ for the purpose of buying baseball bats to hit kidneys in parking lots
- Kaylie: motion to left
- Tim: space program for mixing stars and piss
- Cosmic Latte Committee, sold for 13$ to Liam, chaired by Howard
- Liam: motion to create standing rule, such that you can bid two values to bid them together, two zombie = 12$, corn job = 180$. (Emoji = heavy times sign)
- Charles: dimensional analysis, $^2
- Liam: understand that dollars are scalars
- Kevin gets roasted for not doing his job last year (mailbox etc.)
- Tim: if you fold dollars can be square
- James: mail dollar to KGB
- Liam: mail James to KGB, needs funds
- Passed! New standing rule.
- Charles: motion to the floor
- Oliver: motion to table for two weeks
- James: motion to table for 2 weeks
- Liam: motion to create the confusing sandwiches committee, purpose: “basically that”
- Sold to Oliver for 7$, chaired by: “Sand-dis”
- Kaylie: is the floor lava
- Floor is lava committee: yes
- Tim: motion to create “Charles hood magma memorial committee”, purpose: “rest in peace”
- Oliver: motion to ammend to ligma, unfriendly
- Kaylie: magma these nuts
- Sold to James for 3$, chaired: all the hoods on Charles’s jackets
ANNOUNCEMENTS
WE R KGB
No more meetings, no more exec meetings
Event sign ups closed, but we are meeting at 5:30 wednesday to go to Bucca di Beppo, message exec if want to go and haven’t signed up, dress fancy
Summer meetings, if you’re in town, Doherty steps, 5:30, do fake meeting, just like 20 minutes, then get food. If in pittsburgh over the summer people will be there
SCHMUCKS
Kushal: graduation party on Saturday, let Kushal know if interested
Oliver: more booth shirts, react to message in discord if interested, min order is 12 shirts, 15$ for dues paying member, 20$ otherwise
Liam: on wednesday we are going to Giuseppe’s hole
Tim: good luck on finals, have nice summer, vulpix
Liam: buy moar tangerines
Kushal: Space
Kushal: purple purple GTFO
