List of committees without wiki pages

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This is my lazy attempt at committee tracking, which is technically the RecSec's responsibility. Not that anybody else has ever done that. I make no guarantees regarding name collision. Tbroman 23:02, 25 April 2011 (EDT)

*Bubblesaurus Committee
  * Purpose: *Bubbles walks like a dinosaur*, tbromanasaurus and tvaughanodon.
  * Owner: pcd
  * Chairs: pcd and Bubbles
*Old People Committee
  * Purpose: to hand off its chair to somebody else.
  * Owner: jwatzman
  * Chairs: Old people who are not currently chairs of other committees
*KGB Rhythm Committee
  * Purpose: to put no less than 100 needles on each metronome
  * Owner: pcd
  * Chairs: pcd and tvaughan
*The Committee to Not Get Eaten by That Other Door
  * Purpose: to warn people about the increasing number of carnivorous doors.
  * Owner: pcd
  * Chairs: himself and everybody beneath his door
*Committee to Make KGB Meetings Go Faster
  * Purpose: Put a ball gag in Sully's mouth.
  * Owner: tbroman
  * Chairs: tbroman and Quuxum
*Rule Phi or (1+sqrt(5))/2 Committee
  * Purpose: To Keep it Classy.
  * Owner: Xander
  * Chairs: all classy members of the KGB.
  * See also: Rule Phi
**shotgun pump-action noise* Committee
  * Purpose: "cool action movie shit and stuff"
  * Owner: dkirby
  * Chairs: dkirby and cshaffer
*Witty One-Liners About Current Events Committee
  * Purpose: You got a wedding? I got a funeral.
  * Owner: memcginn
  * Chairs: himself, other witty people
*Committee to Append Dennis
  * Purpose: to append Dennis
  * Owner: mbritton
  * Chairs: himself, anybody who ever segfaulted while appending Dennis
*KGB OMGASM Committee
  * Purpose: to restore our status as CMU campus' lovable pranksters
  * Owner: mbritton
  * Chair: him