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Marlena had a Summer
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Officer Reports
Stuart was a monkey
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Marlena had a weekend... and it is still the weekend
     New People!
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Stuart had a weekend and potentially finished his os hw
     Avi -- Philly, CogSci, 13 size shoes
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     New folks:
     Chris - ECE, NYC, Jeans
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     Gabi! From NJ, Bio, has hair
    Maddie - IS, Q
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     Maija! Goes to Pitt, Studio Arts and Psych
    Chris - CS, Pittsburhg, tea
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Mike had a weekend involving truly awful movies -- we are        UNDERGROUND TOUR. A lot of fun, come enjoy yourself
    Joseph - Omaha, CS, computers
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Zora had a weekend -- the same thing as everyone else
    Joe - ECE, khakis
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Skye had weekend
    Rajat - ECE, scissors
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Dillon gets changed thrown at him
    Paul - CFA, NJ, Indian food
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Frieder had a weekend
Mike had a summer with the pittsburgh weather machine and fell off a wall
 
    We have an event!
 
        Friday, UC Black Chairs, 5:30 for Potluck on Flagstaff
 
Zora had a summer, Madison, ladders
 
    PRAVDA!!!!!
 
Skye had a Summer
 
Dillon is not here -- Stuart is Dillon
 
Frieder had a Summer -- he worked at a place
 
  
Reports from existing committees --
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Existing Committees Reports
Innovative Technologies -- new vectors
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The illustrious journalist collective is back... We're concerned about Google Fiber
    Sorry but their vectors dont have directions
 
Dan John Nightmare in Dreamland --
 
Spontaneous Shark Puns -- summer is finish
 
Ad Hoc Spontaneous Mosquitos -- vectors with malaria
 
The Skyentology Committee wants to fix everyones name
 
The Committee to Rename Everyone Reece expresses disapproval
 
The DJK committess fail
 
The Xander isn't here today comittee -- did you know, erasers can be nunchucks
 
The call committee would like to call
 
The ad hoc shoe donation committee approves of shoes
 
    New New person!!!!!
 
        Brooke, attends King School of Law, lives in Peters Township, she sleeps
 
The spoke sign language committee is recruiting
 
The ad hoc make you feel old committee reports 2008 was 6 years ago
 
The committee of uncertainty would like to ummm uhhhh
 
  
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The DJK Is so Full of himself committee in conjunction with the DJK Secret Southerner Committee and the DJK Nightmare in Dreamland Committee -- well they dont live here anymore
  
Afalks has the thing
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The misappropriated culinary R&D committee has come back
  
New Business --
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The Shark Puns committee says nado
Motion to create the committee to be created later this meeting
 
Purpose: does the previous report make sense?
 
    Motion to table
 
  Tabled!!!!!!!!!
 
  
Comittee to be created earlier this meeting
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The "Science" committee would like to report that bananas are eggs
Purpose: so it can be invocked as needed
 
    Motion to table
 
    Dilatory?
 
    Failed
 
  
Furniture committee
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AFalk had the thing, but she is not here...
Purpose: rep the chair and be table
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Erin has the spirit of the thing is not at fault for spontaneous rain
    Motion to table this committee
 
    Dilator!
 
    Put it to bed
 
    Will this committee be created according to Ikeas directions ?
 
          Instructions? Yes!
 
    Opinion from char? I am a chair
 
    Motion sitting or lying down
 
    Led by a chair? Yes
 
    Standing desks   
 
    Vote!
 
    $20 to Alex
 
    Chaired by her and her mom
 
  
Motion to create the let's break the weather machine committee
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"The Committee to be passed later this meeting " was tabled until this meeting from last meeting
Purpose: to do nothing
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    Motion to table until 5 years from now
    Zora has never spent the summer in pittsburgh, but they have between 2 lakes. But this summer: they were wrong.
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    Ammended to change the name to the "Committee that failed to be passed 5 years ago"
    Vote!
 
    Passed -- Auction
 
    $5 to Mike
 
    Chaired by anyone whos not in Skyentology
 
  
Motion to create the Paper Airplane Engineering Committee
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The stupidly specific prophecies committee
Purpose: to instruct the KGB on all manner of proper paper airplanery and carry scissors
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With the purpose of making this bullshit easier
    Include materials other than paper? Eh, no
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    Auction:
    The CColombo anti-aircraft committee disapproves greatly
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     $3 to Mike
    Vote!
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     Chaired by anyone who doesn't know whats going on
    Passed
 
     $2 to Stuart
 
     Anyone who is a competent paper airplane manufacturer
 
  
Motion to establish a no-fly zone
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Motion to create the committee to create the comittee to make motions
Dilatory
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Purpose to make motions
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    Vote: Passed!
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    $3 to Frieder
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    Chaired by DJ, Owen, and Frieder
  
  
Motion to create the scissor cannon committee
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Bugmars
Purpose - anti-paper aircraft artillery
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With the purpose of confusing people
    (otherwise known as afalks fists)
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     Vote: Passed
     Vote!
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    $10 to egarbade
    Passed
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     Disbanded!
    $10 to Stefon
 
     Chaired by anyone who wants to....
 
  
Motion to create the pegleg committee
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4 Towers Committee
Purpose: to find or rebuild Mike's leg **with Mike's leg attached
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Purpose: Everyone holds up their arms
    Meerly find? Or also rebuild?
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    There is only one lord of the rings and he does not share towers
    If we rebuild her, can we include a cybernetic eye?
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    The scissor cannon committee will make it ok
          In the leg?
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    Vote! Passed
          Unfriendly
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    $6 to Mike
    Motion to append a scissor cannon to the leg? Friendly
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    Chaired: Mike and anyone else *raising their arms
    Motion to append Mike's leg
 
    Vote!
 
    Passed
 
    $2 to Mike
 
    Chaired by Skye
 
  
Motion to grant everyon in this room an honorary doctorate granted by the KGB
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Mixed up Song Lyrics Committee
Frieders in charge....
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Purpose: Red the blood of angry men tea a drink with jam and bread
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    Vote
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    $2 to Frieder
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    Chaired: JRAM and Frieder
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The *awkward silence
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Purpose: Ummm uhhhh
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    $6 to Owen
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    DISBANDED
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Continuously get quieter and quieter
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Purpose: to get quieter and quieter until we can no longer hear ach other
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    The illustrious journalist collective is spewing shit
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    Vote
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    $4 to Steffan
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    Chaired by anyone not currently talking
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Motion to create the committee for the KGB to whore itself out
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Purpose: not what it sounds like
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    Can we be a mixed-level marketing scheme?
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    $4 to Maija
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    Chaired by Maija
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The Rain Structure Committee
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Purpose: Why is it raining?
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    Buncha haikus
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      No more haikus
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    $1 to Owen
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    Chaired: __________
  
Motion to create the Mobius Strip Club Comittee
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Kill all our humans
Purpose: create one dimensional planes
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Purpose: with kindness
     If this club were to find something good, would it issue those things seals of approval
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     I hear the corpses of your enemies are very in this season
     Vote!
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     Vote: Passed
    Passed
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     $4 to Shelby
     $2 to Frieder
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     Chaired: none of you fucking humans
     Chaired by Frieder and others
 
  
Motion to create the "science" committee
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Motion to define Robo-dollar to $4
Purpose: throw oxygen at fire
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     Died brutally
    This has been children's fun fact science corner
 
    The misappropriated unnecessary quotation marks committee "strongly" "approves"
 
    Vote
 
    Passed
 
    $6 to Stuart
 
     Chaired by any CS people in the room
 
  
Motion to create the Meaningless Semantics Committee: Staring Tim Broman
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Motion to create the committee not to exceed $15
Purpose: Zora needs an excuse to be Broman and not feel good about it
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Purpose ~raising~ money for ~donations~ for ~charitable~ causes
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    Have you heard the good word of Satan
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    "Charitable Causes" is Frieder's porn star name
 
     Vote
 
     Vote
    Passed
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     $1 to Stuart
     $10 to Owen
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     Stuart shall Chair
     DISBANDED
 
  
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Committee for rolling down large hills
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Purpose: to improve events on large hills by screaming "weeeeee" as well roll down large hills
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    Mountain top removal is very difficult
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    Vote: Passed
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    $4 to Joe
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    Chaired by the Hill People
  
Motion to create the obfuscated syntax committee
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Allocation of $150 for supplies for the next two events
Purpose: to defeat pearl and malbolge
 
    Vote
 
    Passed
 
    $2 to Afalk
 
          DISBANDED
 
  
Motion to create the meaningless semiotics committee
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Committee to get specific KGB members to get involved in politics and someday become prime minister
Purpose: this is not a place of honor no great deed is committed here, this place is a message and part of a system of messages pay attention to it
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Purpose: Dillontory
    Vote
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     $11 to Dillon
    Passed
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     Chaired: Dillon and any of his loyal subjects
     $4 to Owen
 
     Chaired by Yucko Mountain
 
  
Meaning of Life Committee
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Motion to create the committee to find out what Owen's joke was
Purpose: Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than being really really ridiculously good looking? and close to 42 {a wafer thin mint}
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Purpose: what if there was no joke?  
     Vote
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     We'll we're the KGB Aren't we
    Passed
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     $8 to Owen
     $3 to Maddie
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     Chaired by Owen and Craig (the only people who know the joke)
     Chaired by: Douglass Adams
 
  
Meaningless Semi four Committee
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Fake ID Committee
Purpose: **Stuart dancing**
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Purpose to create convincing yet false primitive submissions of our subconscious
 
     Vote
 
     Vote
     $4 to Stuart
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     $4 to Christian
     Chaired by anyone with 4 working limbs
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     DISBANDED
  
**Mike gets a doctorate of "Science"
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Comically Wealthy Committee
 
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Purpose: to browse the mansion section from our luxurious stateroom f*ck, f*ck, what the f*ck
"Computer" Science Committee
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     The committee to whore out the KGB is thinking
Purpose: to build an AI to throw Oxygen at Fires
 
     Apollo 1 didn't work out though....
 
    Moment of Silence for BlockDude. Passed
 
 
     Vote  
 
     Vote  
    Passed
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     $1 to DJK
     $8 to maria
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     Chaired by himself and everyone on wall street
     Chaired: Jane
 
  
Pupetteering Committee
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Real Relevant announcements pertaining to the KGB as an organization!
Purpose: to put words n teh presidents mouth when they are not there
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    Underground Tour is on Friday! Meet at the UC Black Chairs at 7:30
    Vote
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    Tell Stories, Hold Signs, Cook Foods -- it's going to be great
    Passed
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     Pay your dues.
    $2 to Mike
 
     Chaired by them
 
  
Motion to not exceed $50 for supplies for the event
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Purple and Pho
  
Real relevent announcements pertaining to the KGB:  
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[[Category: Minutes]]
Event Friday UC Black Chairs 5:30
 

Latest revision as of 00:43, 26 April 2016

Officer Reports Marlena had a weekend... and it is still the weekend Stuart had a weekend and potentially finished his os hw

   New folks: 
   Gabi! From NJ, Bio, has hair
   Maija! Goes to Pitt, Studio Arts and Psych

Mike had a weekend involving truly awful movies -- we are UNDERGROUND TOUR. A lot of fun, come enjoy yourself Zora had a weekend -- the same thing as everyone else Skye had weekend Dillon gets changed thrown at him Frieder had a weekend

Existing Committees Reports The illustrious journalist collective is back... We're concerned about Google Fiber

The DJK Is so Full of himself committee in conjunction with the DJK Secret Southerner Committee and the DJK Nightmare in Dreamland Committee -- well they dont live here anymore

The misappropriated culinary R&D committee has come back

The Shark Puns committee says nado

The "Science" committee would like to report that bananas are eggs

AFalk had the thing, but she is not here... Erin has the spirit of the thing is not at fault for spontaneous rain

"The Committee to be passed later this meeting " was tabled until this meeting from last meeting

    Motion to table until 5 years from now
    Ammended to change the name to the "Committee that failed to be passed 5 years ago" 

The stupidly specific prophecies committee With the purpose of making this bullshit easier

    Auction: 
   $3 to Mike
   Chaired by anyone who doesn't know whats going on

Motion to create the committee to create the comittee to make motions Purpose to make motions

   Vote: Passed!
   $3 to Frieder
   Chaired by DJ, Owen, and Frieder


Bugmars With the purpose of confusing people

   Vote: Passed
    $10 to egarbade
   Disbanded!

4 Towers Committee Purpose: Everyone holds up their arms

    There is only one lord of the rings and he does not share towers
    The scissor cannon committee will make it ok
    Vote! Passed
    $6 to Mike
    Chaired: Mike and anyone else *raising their arms

Mixed up Song Lyrics Committee Purpose: Red the blood of angry men tea a drink with jam and bread

    Vote
    $2 to Frieder
    Chaired: JRAM and Frieder

The *awkward silence Purpose: Ummm uhhhh

    $6 to Owen
   DISBANDED

Continuously get quieter and quieter Purpose: to get quieter and quieter until we can no longer hear ach other

   The illustrious journalist collective is spewing shit
   Vote 
    $4 to Steffan
   Chaired by anyone not currently talking

Motion to create the committee for the KGB to whore itself out Purpose: not what it sounds like

   Can we be a mixed-level marketing scheme?
   $4 to Maija 
   Chaired by Maija

The Rain Structure Committee Purpose: Why is it raining?

    Buncha haikus
     No more haikus
   $1 to Owen
   Chaired: __________

Kill all our humans Purpose: with kindness

   I hear the corpses of your enemies are very in this season
   Vote: Passed
   $4 to Shelby
   Chaired: none of you fucking humans

Motion to define Robo-dollar to $4

   Died brutally

Motion to create the committee not to exceed $15 Purpose ~raising~ money for ~donations~ for ~charitable~ causes

   Have you heard the good word of Satan
   "Charitable Causes" is Frieder's porn star name
   Vote
   $1 to Stuart
   Stuart shall Chair

Committee for rolling down large hills Purpose: to improve events on large hills by screaming "weeeeee" as well roll down large hills

   Mountain top removal is very difficult 
   Vote: Passed
   $4 to Joe
   Chaired by the Hill People

Allocation of $150 for supplies for the next two events

Committee to get specific KGB members to get involved in politics and someday become prime minister Purpose: Dillontory

   $11 to Dillon
   Chaired: Dillon and any of his loyal subjects

Motion to create the committee to find out what Owen's joke was Purpose: what if there was no joke?

   We'll we're the KGB Aren't we 
   $8 to Owen
   Chaired by Owen and Craig (the only people who know the joke)

Fake ID Committee Purpose to create convincing yet false primitive submissions of our subconscious

   Vote
   $4 to Christian
   DISBANDED

Comically Wealthy Committee Purpose: to browse the mansion section from our luxurious stateroom f*ck, f*ck, what the f*ck

   The committee to whore out the KGB is thinking
   Vote 
   $1 to DJK
   Chaired by himself and everyone on wall street

Real Relevant announcements pertaining to the KGB as an organization!

   Underground Tour is on Friday! Meet at the UC Black Chairs at 7:30
   Tell Stories, Hold Signs, Cook Foods -- it's going to be great
   Pay your dues. 

Purple and Pho